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It's not always fun and games

Mongering that is... Man Gets Extreme, Super-Gonorrhea after Unprotected Sex with Prostitute https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/man-gets-extreme-super-gonorrhea-after-unprotected-sex-with-prostitute/ar-AAYJCtr?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=0e5e1a8c082b4354bb3edf0f51a6570a

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N.J. strip club owners charged with money laundering, promoting prostitution

Wow this doesnt sound like a NJ club to me hehe. NJ is a few years from forcing guys to just secure OTC. https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2022/06/nj-strip-club-owners-charged-with-money-laundering-promoting-prostitution.html

Tijuana

How to use VIP card for other uses?

Although I've been to HK many times, I've never been to fully explore all the benefits VIP card offers. For example, do I get a 20% discount when I order food in the club? Also when I eat at Restaurant…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Surprised by how busy it was

I saw Eastcoaster's review and decided I would go a bit further north than my usual stomping grounds. When I pulled into the lot, there were probably 25 cars in the lot at about 2pm.…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Dayshift fun

First visit, and walked in just before they started asking for a cover charge at 7p which is usually $5. Once through the door you walk into a much bigger area than expected. Large raised…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Strip Club Owner, Wife, Son Charged With Money Laundering

AYREVILLE, NJ — The owner of a Sayreville strip club, his wife and their son have all been charged with money laundering and other crimes. Several women and one man who worked at the club have also been charged with promoting…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is this place still open?

I went at themplace couple of times around 9insh pm. It was not open

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Budget friendly and relaxed club

I made my usual monthly jaunt to the Tennyson and found the talent to be about the same below average level as you would expect. Can’t beat the $10 cover + $20 for high mileage,…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Makeup Super Tuesday

Found myself in Ft Worth on a Makeup Super Tuesday. Thought I would take advantage of this odd occurrence and check'em out. Well don't think I would do that again. The talent level had…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I need a passport.

This was my first time going to tropical and boy will I be going back. I read some reviews before going so I had a idea of what was to come( boy was I wrong).…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Go somewhere out of town.

I usually go to clubs while I'm traveling for work, but a few friends and I decided to go to a club while back home. There are not many clubs to choose from in the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Afternoon on a Sunday. Pandoras Never Disappoints.

So it’s been awhile since I’ve swung by the old watering hole, and it was time for another visit. I want to Pandoras in the afternoon on Sunday around opening (that would be at 1).…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

High Price High Mileage

In town for a business trip and decided to check out Rick's. Showed up early around 5:30pm and paid the early bird cover which was $10 I think. Only a few girls and…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great Hunting Ground

Spent three days in TJ. Two of the days I was in Chicago Club, but one of those days was with an HK ATF, so I wasn’t looking for new talent. The other day was…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Frustration

Location: Behind the Flying J at the Smithton exit. Easy, but far from home. Parking / Valet: Large lot. No valet. The Club: The basic gist is the same in the previous reviews. Non-smoking. (Nice!) Free beer…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

"Toronto"? It's pronouned Chranna

Toronto, ON. I just got a ticket so I was a little gun shy about parking but I didn't see a sign where I was across the street so fuck it let's give it another…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Jim Brown or Jim Thome?

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was just at Larry Flynts next door. I left my car in the shared lot and just walked over. As I was coming up, several cleveland police officer were outside…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

100 dollar ticket which is like what $77.35 US? I call that a deal!

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Christie Canyon #1 Pornstar all time

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I…

Politics

So I can't get information on my high school reunion because Facebook thinks I h

I literally am being told I have to provide a "driver's license," "passport," or "birth certificate" just to access Facebook. I need to access Facefart to get information on my 35th high school reunion. This is the literally…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Fun afternoon visit

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is a specials day where crown and down is $3. Sat at the bar after entry and there was one girl on the main stage and a girl on…

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Fort Lauderdale Bachelor party

Im planning a bachelor party for a close friend in a couple months. We got a place right in the middle of Fort Lauderdale. Doesn’t look like there’s many clubs in the area. Seems like we have to go up…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Cleveland Rocks yes but unable to get my rocks off

Cleveland, OH. Larry Flynts, right next to diamond. Parking lot, free under the bridge. Looks like there is a guy in a van monitoring the lot. Walk up a couple guys, pat down, ID check.…

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OT: Gronk Annoinces Rretirement

"‘I Gave It Everything I Had’: Super Bowl Legend Rob Gronkowski Announces He’s Retiring From NFL Again" https://www.dailywire.com/news/i-gave-it-everything-i-had-super-bowl-legend-rob-gronkowski-announces-hes-retiring-from-nfl-again

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Good time on a Friday evening

So went back to Jiggles after a long hiatus. And I must say, the talent was way better than any previous visit. This was Friday evening, so I guess it should be their…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Trying to Fill more vaginas

Toronto, ON. Looks like an old theater. There looked to be an attendant at the lot, I didn't feel like paying anything so I just parked right down Pembroke street. The area seems ok. Apparently…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

This is a PSA on WHY strip clubs SUCK ASS on Long Island

Boring Tuesday, decided to test out the Landing Strip. It's located in the BOWELS of the Ronkonkoma industrial park. As previous reviewers have stated, inside there is a pool table as you go in. To…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Enjoyed myself in South Florida

This review describes a Saturday night visit from May 2022, the weekend that the Formula 1 race was in Miami, which may have explained why the cover charge was $15 rather than what the club…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

A wasted drive

I'd heard good things about Silver Slipper. Damn, how I wish I hadn't listened to the people saying those things. Went on a Saturday, and walked into a club with a fat woman 'dancing' naked on stage,…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Meh... didn't spend much, didn't get much

Maybe I’m spoiled. I live near a couple clubs that I rather enjoy - clubs where the dancers are playful, drinks can be had, and not everybody is walking around with their hand out.…

Girl Collection

Las Vegas, Nevada

Terrible to say the least.

$50 to valet park or park off the side of the road. I decided that I would use the money for the cover instead. Bad idea ! There were a row of cars off the…

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Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition.

Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition. PinkSugarDoll NiceSpice Blahblahblah23 Best believe if you don’t kill Blah right off the bat, she’s going to 🔪🗡you eventually.

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Where have you been all my life lol

I hadn’t been here in some years because I only visit Jacksonville on business. $10 cover charge , which is great , however they don’t serve alcohol. 1 drink minimum and decent selection of beverages.…

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Seats by the stage

At a club I frequent, a PL was sitting next to the stage. The stage dancer approached him for a tip, which he declined to give. She told him not to sit by the stage if he wasn't…

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To be doing good deeds is man's most glorious task. ~ Sophocles

Title says it all. :D

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Pizza/Sand-which Parties at Strip Clubs?

Im cringing as I create this topic because it screams of something that BTE would write, but perhaps its inflation but many clubs in NJ are offering free pizza, sandwiches, and snack parties to entice guys to come. This just…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First experience, satisfied

Visited Venus for the first time. There were two girls working and one guy at the desk. He asked me to talk to girls and they will explain me. I went inside and spoke to the…

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Sick Again.

I am sick once again. I counted last night and I have been sick at least 8 times in the past 15 months. Probably more but I can’t remember. Three of those times were from my COVID…

Raw pussy. Say your prayers and say hello.

Try the pussy raw again, and you might find yourself somewhere you don’t like. If you do, say hello – I arrived a while ago. It’s not the pussy. Oh no. Dipping your skin into that slick silkiness without that antiseptic barrier is more inviting and exciting than ever. The flesh and the friction. A channel open. This isn’t plastic. This is wet and warm. This is fucking. Fuck latex. Fuck all, actually. Because while you’re dropping your guard on STDs and ovulation, you’ll be dropping your guard in every respect. That’s how I found myself a few weeks ago at a hotel so shitty that “shitty” can’t describe it. It was so bad that the manager insisted on showing me…

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Smart Watch

Have you seen this one yet? A dancer, while on stage spinning around the pole, dealing with messages on her smart watch. First time I've seen it, but we're not exactly trendy around here.

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Films with too many sequels

Die Hard, Rocky, & Rambo. Any others?

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Deep Dish Pizza is a better bet

Chicago, IL. Friday night around 11. I believe it used to be called Pink Pony. Right near the University of Illinois Chicago campus. Not the hood. I parked right on Polk right outside the club.…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

It's conceivable that someone else would find this appealing

I seem to be on a self-guided tour of all the Seattle area clubs. Based on reviews of this place I did not have high hopes but I was in the area and had half…

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Another Teacher, Another Student - Floriduh

There’s one thing unique about this instance, anyone catch it after reading the article? https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-strips-former-palm-beach-090502305.html

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Russian woman, 24, who had 21 babies via surrogate with a Turkish millionaire

"A former stripper who's had 22 surrogate babies with her millionaire husband revealed she is facing an uncertain future after he was arrested for money laundering." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10934703/Russian-woman-21-babies-Turkish-millionaire-devastated-arrest.html

The New Lido Lounge in Flatiron is Members Only with Hot GND Dancers and the Main Club is Great for Watching Professional Sports.

Went with a group of friends to the new Lido Lounge at 20 West 20th Street in Flatiron on a Thursday night with an invitation from Le Rouge Lounge. Admission was $20 a person and…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time .

So I had some extra time so i figured , i stop by and see what’s going on . It was $10 upon entry and as i came in I saw the horrible layout was…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Nothing to write home about. Will have to try another day

Stopped by Vivide today, parked at the front (free parking if you go early enough) and after the pat down, paid $10 at the door. On entry, the top side was empty (is that side…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Found a diamond after sorting thru the big boulders

Ventured into Pin-Ups on Saturday around 1130pm. On a previous visit and review, I think I remembered and relayed the wrong parking prices. On Saturday night, parking was $60 in front, $40 on the side…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

To the good Admiral, I say: Fuck you sir.

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

A good Night at High Heels

I had visited the Silver Slipper earlier in the evening, and having come away mostly disappointed, I decided to drop into High Heels. It's still a pain in the ass to find if you haven't…

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Can a little person(Midget) be considered the ultimate spinner?

From the reviews I read the definition of spinner is still all over the place.

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Checking out Treasures

In town for business, I managed to beg out of yet another dinner/evening with coworkers to check out Treasures. After navigating the Houston roads, traffic and construction (it seems like it takes an hour…

Adult Emporium

San Diego, California

A quick, cheap, and satisfying break.

Was in town on business and wanted to try a peep show, and apparently Adult Emporium is the only one left in town. Went on a Sunday around 8:30 and asked the old guy behind…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Newbie tips

Went to pansoras for the first time the other day. I met Faith. This club is way better than kittens. Anyone who can dm me any details about favorite dancers at this club and when they work would be great.…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

Good experience

I had to wait like 45 minutes to enter. They can only fit 10 people in there. whole club about as big as a small box. There's one stage, one stripper, and its not even…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

How I spent a recent Friday evening

I am becoming a semi-regular at LS lately. I visited on June 17, I arrived at 6:30. After giving a key (only) to the valet, I went upstairs to the stage. I luckily arrived before…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Cadillac Lounge: Pleasantly Surprised

Cadillac Lounge: Pleasantly Surprised Contrary to what some of the other reviews might lead you to believe, I thought this was actually a pretty decent club. This was my first visit to Cadillac and I…

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T Mobile Sucks Ass

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Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Last Hooray in Vegas, best bang for your buck!!

So I visit this place a lot when I'm in Vegas which I was from June 1 until mid June and I went in all days and was there 1st and second shift some days…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Beautiful women. Next to no vibe.

Stopped by on Teusday afternoon about a week ago. Never been here before. Looked like mandatory valet parking, so I parked on the street west of the club just off Michigan Ave for free. Valet…

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Is it time we bury the hatchet, make amends, turn over new leaf with stripperweb

We want sex for as little as possible. They want money and return do as a little as possible. Together we want to do the bare minimum for the absolute maximum return, we’re not all that different. Is it time we…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I don't think even Harmon Killebrew could have a good time here

Minneapolis, MN. Club is downtown, not far from the Mississippi river. I parked a couple blocks down washington avenue. Walk in there's a guy at the podium. I think cover is like $10 or $15,…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

If your in the Twin cities we got to atleast have one set of twins working, otherwise false advertising I came for that reason alone.

Minneapolis, MN. I was in town to check out Target Field. Nice stadium. A little later on at night, I decided to hit Rhino to far from there. Parking might be a nightmare maybe just…

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Black chicks with topknots

This seems to be a bit of a trend. I so want to goof-bust some black strippers for cultural appropriation against Koreans. But not sure they'd take it in a spirit of fun.

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Bad Dancer Choice of the Day

Scenario - sitting in my favorite club today bored shitless and disappointed by the marginal talent working. Dancer approaches me from the side asking if I want company. Trying to be smooth, after a quick glance, I say…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Sailed in on a nice quiet Saturday night at the Boat

I visited Raiders Reef on Saturday around 8pm. Plenty of parking, and well lighted. Bouncer was outside and very friendly with the usual greeting. I have a calendar card so I don’t pay cover, I assume…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not Spain and not the Cathedral but still pretty nice

Minneapolis, MN. Thursday night. I just came from a twins game which is right next stadium it's too easy to pop your head in here from there so I did. At this time around 9,…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Disappointing night

Drove up form Toledo because the clubs there are lame. Not far from Toledo, just across the state line. Free parking but $10 cover and a full pat down by a woman security…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Different Days, Different Vibe

If you are new here, this gives a detailed description to get a fair amount of info in one place. If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Casa Diablo es muy divertida

Casa Diablo is fun. It's really fun. It's got some good sides and bad sides. The good: Drinks are really cheap, and the bartenders are all topless which is really fun and funny. The drinks…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Continues to work

Nikita’s continues to be an increasingly consistent place - not all good, but overall good time. Facility remains the same - lots of seating choices (though most people do not actually sit on chairs at stage).…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Good Time at Pure Gold

So to start, I think I have been to a majority of the strip clubs in NC, Atlanta and South Carolina. Mostly I am looking for something I don't have at home so I…

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General Motors

Better watch the fuck out. https://unicourt.com/case/ca-scl-lloyd-schoene-vs-general-motors-llc-1162734

Politics

So Texas feels like seceding (again!)

Texas Republicans want the state Legislature to pass a bill in its next session "requiring a referendum in the 2023 general election for the people of Texas to determine whether or not the State of Texas should reassert its status…

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This is some fucked up shit

So I was all rickin’ around enjoying myself when this sexy female hairless ape told me about this cartoon her father used to watch. It was called He-Man. Sounds kind of gay to this rick but whatev. Anyhoo, I decided…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Short Saturday visit to PO

Being in Philly I I had to check out the purple orchid. I took a 10 minute Uber from my hotel to PO around 6pm Saturday. No pat down or cover when I arrived.…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friday night in north Philly

I was visiting Philadelphia for the weekend. I decided to visit Piccadilly on Friday. I took a 15-20 minute Uber from my hotel in the Rittenhouse Square area and arrived at a bit…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Gunman at Kittens last night...

Apparently there was some drama with a dude waving around a gun last night at Seattle's #1 hard-sell club. Was anyone else there? Does anyone have more info? Does this count as a "2AM-er Light"? -dc According…

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A TUSCL App?

Any chance to have an app? That would be awesome

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

slow night

I arrived on Sunday fathers day around 8. I parked in the 10 dollar lot; there was also 15 and 20 dollar parking close to the club. The club was more or less empty until…

Wonderland NYC

New York, New York

Wonderland had a Wonderful New Renovation and the Lido Lounge Girls Made the Evening Perfect

Went to the new Wonderland NY Club at 20 West 20th Street in Flatiron on a Thursday night with an invitation from Lido Lounge, a lap dance party that has been around for years.…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

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A nondescript building in the middle of nowhere. Got there around 11pm, and there were maybe a dozen people there, mostly sitting in little groups. Cover is still $20, and you have to leave your…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A great Thursday night

After looking through many Chicago strip club reviews, i decided club 390 was the spot i was going to break my strip club virginity at. Me and some friends got there around 1am, and as…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Subi's Boobies

Southgate, MI. Tuesday night, right around midnight. Downriver as they say. Suburban area. They have a big parking lot but looked like they have a valet guy staked out in a car I was gonna…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Didn't land, did a Go-around

Romulus, MI. Another stop on a Detroit run through. Right by the airport. Tuesday afternoon. I parked across the road and as I go in the guy tells me it's valet. I said I'm not…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Awesome Place! Very Professional

I pulled into the parking lot from an industrial area and you are greeted right away by the mandatory valet. The valet only costs $5 and the guys parking cars were very friendly and professional.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

1st Rule of Flight Club: Never shut the fuck up about Flight Club. Tell your kids, tell your wife, tell your grandma! We are all gettin some up in hyeah!

Inskster, MI. First in Flight Club but second time outside of Flight club last time I was here I got rejected for not having a collared shirt. It was still a dressy kind of t…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Average visit on a average night

I was staying up in Round Rock for work so I thought I’d check this place out since it had been pre-COVID since my last visit. The parking lot is big and well lit. There…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Summer report

Read other reviews if you want a description of the place. Nothing has changed. Here is my report from this visit. Still have 3 VIP options. $10,$20 & $50. A lot of people just go…

STD Paranoia

I met up with a new sugar baby a month ago, and we ended up having sex at her apartment complex. I did not use a condom, just stuck it in. She said she was on birth control and clean of any STD’s. She said she got tested monthly. I had my doubts about the ‘monthly’ thing because her place looked like the aftermath of a tornado and the apartment complex was filled with Section 8 folks. But unless a girl is a Playboy model, condoms prevent me from a Rocco Siffredi-esque performance. I need all of the nerve endings in my penis experiencing a juicy, tight vagina to achieve my best erection. At least there was no drug paraphernalia…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Big Fun at BT's

Ok not really at, more after, but you know get into to win it and for me in Detroit BT's won it. anyway Dearborn, MI. Really busy commercial area, seemed real safe to me. It was…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome. This is not it. This is not it!

Detroit, MI. Did not have an awesome time on 8 mile road. You get here, at night like I did, valet is $8 plus tip $9. Walk in, cover $15. Mandatory one drink, ok let…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Ready Player One...or Two dancers that's it

Detroit, MI. I just got some Donuts at Daily Dozen on the other side of 8 mile, some great donuts over there. Well I was nearby and thought I would check out a strip club…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First visit in the COVID era

Finally returned to Vegas after nearly 4 years, and went to see how COVID has changed the strip club scene. The fact that (most) clubs are no longer open 24 hrs is a big change.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Saturday Visit

To start things off Clancy’s is located in a residential area, the surrounding area is surprisingly alright. The front of the building is a liquor store while the back and side is actually the entrance…

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Dresses?

I haven’t worked in a dress club in a while but I always see cute dresses that I would love to wear! I worry a dress would be too covering to sell dances. What do you guys think…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Saturday night

Stopped in around 8pm this past Saturday. Plenty of parking directly across the street. I thought that was a little odd considering it was a Saturday night, maybe too early? Anyways, walk in cigarette…

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Detroit Strip Club Vlog

A guy made a vlog in a Detroit strip club. I'm surprised the management allowed this. Which Detroit club is this? https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph628ad3eacf82e

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Proud of not pissing my pants

About 10 minutes into a dance, she informed me she was still in high school. Fortunately, turned out to be a false jail-bait alarm. During the COVID shutdown, she had not adjusted well to online learning, and had…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Great Dancers, but not cheap

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night. Outside of the building is pretty…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Slowly Dying But it’s the best of the worst

Arrived around 10:30 PM on a rainy Friday night. Pat down and then paid $10 cover. Parking was free.. Walked into the main room and surveyed the crowd. Ordered my $5.50 lite beer. Usually 3…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Meh, At Best

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Though Night…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Sensations not sensational

Got there early evening, about 6:30. No cover since it was before 7, cover is $10 after 7. Good thing because there wasn't anything worth a cover charge, lol. As you walk in, the restrooms…

Lipstick Cabaret

Tulsa, Oklahoma

A Real Step Down

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Lipstick Cabaret’s…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

There’s Good Rockin’ Tonight

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Lady Godiva’s…

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When gas was $.33

Cheap gas. Hot chicks. Cruising in 1972 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/galleries/article-9645725/Inside-vanished-world-SoCals-cruising-scene-summer-72.html

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HOT BLONDE THUMBNAIL OF THE DAY

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I watched “Hustlers” last night

Have you seen this movie?? What was the point, to make women who don’t strip feel good about stripping? It felt like nothing happened and they barely stripped or did *anything* else?? I danced in 2008, we didn’t dance 5 feet in front…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Well we tried to name it Clifford the big red dog saloon, even had the mascot and all that...but we got sued

Oklahoma City, OK. Saturday night. Me and bigman headed over to the Red Dog Saloon. Honestly when you hear a name like that, especially an animal name your ready to see one fucked up joint.…

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Is that Oklahoma City Thunder? Nope Gunshots RUN

Gotcha! Na I kid I kid but you know what they way they pack in all these young kids, it's bound to happen. Inevitable. I didn't even get searched coming in, dumb dumb dumb. Anyway... Oklahoma…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Out in OKC chillen with Bigman226

Oklahoma City, OK. Just came from a Oklahoma City Dodger game I felt like hitting the strip clubs. I checked to see if Bigman226 was out there already and he was. Only dude I know…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Nice and Grimy.

I was in Austin for the UFC fight and got antsy. Decided to go look for trouble. Found it. This club is in the hood hood. There was a young energetic methhead who kept…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Piège à touristes

Montreal, QC. Final stop on a Montreal strip club crawl. Tuesday night. Area packed due to street festival. Walk up the steps, meet a blonde girl talking french. "Parle veux Englis" "Weeeeee" Cover was $10.…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Girls about as hot as Miss Cleo

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

I Can't Catch a Decent (Strip Club) Break

I decided to check out P10 Caberet (Sugar's) this past week. I showed up around 1:30 and the place was dead. There was myself, some random older guy, and two strippers. One was eating…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

X rated prices for R rated fun

Arrived at 8:45 on Saturday evening. Parking is self-parking and free, decently lit and feels decently safe. When I left at 10:30 the parking lot was completely full and someone was waiting for my…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Back in the saddle

El Paso, TX. Back in town. Damn though how the mighty have fallen. I hate to see what happened to this place. I went two nights. Friday night and saturday night. Friday night was pretty…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Perte de temps

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. Strip club journey through downtown Montreal. Just came from Chez Paree around the block. Busy downtown area. Go in, walk up stairs. They ask you french or english. ID check. Cover…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It was a June Friday in Phx, and it was it hot...so hot I went to Sugar44 after dark to

I have reviewed this club before, but quickly, it is a smallish club in an ok part of Phoenix. There is parking in the back off the street, and if you want to not park…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

A Dream Deferred

El Paso, TX. Friday night. Primetime but this shit was dead compared to back in the day. This place used to be packed with almost 100 girls working soem nights. Now I think maybe 10?…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

New Club in El Paso

El Paso, TX. Used to be Tequila Sunrise then Xcape now Buck’s. There is a lot of staff that works here at night including two armed security guards out they aren’t messing around. El Paso…

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Happy Father's Day

Even if you are not sure you qualify. America's crisis is a lack of fathers Story & video: https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/america-crisis-fathers

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Danse avec les girafes

Montreal, QC. First time in Montreal. All sorts of shit going on this city on this day. A couple different big street festivals and the Grand Prix was going on. I had to check out…

Politics

Is it time for museums to return their treasures, that were stolen and taken by

Title couldn’t say it all. Is it time for museums to return their treasures, that were stolen and taken by force during colonial rule? Will Returning looted artifacts to the rightful owners restore some heritage to the cultures that made them?

Tijuana

1st trip to HK

Been to TJ a 1/2 dozen times but 1st hitting up HK…Finally decided to take the plunge..likely going on a Monday…will be walking across the border..Best way tonget to Hk? will the bus take me even if I havent…

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Safe words

Last night I asked a fav (who is into rough stuff) a question about safe words. She couldn't answer it, so, asking here. Why do people into S&M need their own, individual safe word? When I was…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Warriors & I Were Winners

After a disappointing visit to San Francisco's Crazy Horse with no lap dances at all, I returned to my Covid club in Rancho Cordova. With gas at $6/gal here the 200+ mile roundtrip cost $40+…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Broke My New Rules

If you read my article on “New Rules…,” you know that after six years of being a loyal HK monger I am soured on Hong Kong and Hotel Cascadas due to their increased desire for…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Arbitrary prices and girls are way to aggressive

Friday evening in search of some extras, got there around 7pm, $8 cover and (I think) $8 beer. There were probably around 20 dancers waiting by the entrance and two followed me to my table…

Politics

Fauxi

I stand by my previous comments that fauxi has profited from the virus! He's slowly admitting it. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/webcontent/video-rand-paul-forces-fauci-to-admit-he-collects-royalty-payments-from-private-companies/wc-81DA60ACB8690EA45BDAF8860BFC0426?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=eb0329469ffd4854820f98b027ef5b27

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

The old bait and switch

Headed to Scarlett’s on Saturday night for some fun and relaxation. Greeted by the hostess. Cover was the standard 10 bucks. Snacks and candy offered for sale at the front area. This club has been…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I came away feeling inspired

We haven't been here in a long time. Felt it was time to go back and see the latest batch of beauties. Man oh man are they hot. The only critique is that they were…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Good place for a quick visit!

Made my quarterly trip to Sugar. Phoenix scene has always been hit or miss, so expectations are pretty small. I like this club on a slow hit day because of its chill atmosphere. Club has…

Politics

Brandon fucked up his whole family!

The pervert molester in chief! We already know about hunter, brandon's daughter is in the mix too. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/alleged-showers-with-my-dad-president-joe-biden-s-daughter-reportedly-writes-of-alleged-abuse-in-diary/ar-AAYCrGi?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a2e26f4601d94ccbbe6049d0bd82decc

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Standoffish Dancers maybe?

After my enjoyable visit to Cheerleaders, I decided to visit Delilah before wrapping up my trip. I arrived at approximately 12: 45 AM and the place was busy. The entry fee was $20.00. This was definitely…

Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

Good people, not much else

This is a tough review to write. Everyone from the door guy, to the bartender, to the one girl that came and talked with me, was very nice, but there just wasn't much to the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I had a good time and I would be back.

After my disappointing visit to La Pearl/Outer Space I decided to visit Cheerleaders. First, I took an uber back to my hotel, freshened up, ate dinner and then made my way over to Cheerleaders. I…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

A Crazy Night

Sometimes this past December. I was bored and wanted to take my mind off the bs of life. So I decided to go to Jr. so once I got there good thing you don’t have…

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The real lap dance king

My fav was telling me last night about a regular LDK PL, who'd wear a condom to guard against soak through. After LDKing with one stripper, he'd go in the bathroom, change to a new condom, and LDK with…

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Boo Thang

Apparently I am boo thang. I have been seeing this stripper, who is 1/3 my age, for over a year. Recently she has begun referring to me as "boo thang" in her texts. I hesitated to ask her what…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overhyped and I would not recommend.

I’m currently working around the Galloway and Egg-Harbor Area and based on the recommendation of fellow mongers decided to make a visit to la pearl lounge yesterday Friday June 18th, 2022. To say that I was…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Not such a good time - will try again another night

So not much to say here - I was in town for work and had not been there for years. Inside looks like any typical bar, with a small stage. There were only…

Tootsys Gentlemen's Club

Smith Bay, U.S. Virgin Islands

Stay away

I thought I owed it to the TUSCL brotherhood to review this place since the last review was 2016. Went around 10pm on a Fri. Night. The physical layout is pleasant with a stage in…

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How to discretely 🔪

How does 1 do this? I am asking for a friend

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Too old for this shit

These POS hounding for tips need to die. If someone didn't perform a service for me nor help my money I think they should go jump off a bridge first before asking me for handouts. Like DIE. NOW. YOU MUST…

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I Think I've Seen Everything in Detroit Now...

Worked a double yesterday at a Detroit club (the city, not the suburbs). Day shift was slower than usual. This girl, who's been dancing for at least five years (we danced together in 2017 at another Detroit club), was sitting…

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So what is foreplay?

I always thought I knew what is was until someone said “anything that can result in an orgasm is NOT foreplay” So it’s like talking about who’s going to win the US Open?

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Fear Factor

So, I’ve been seeing this dancer OTC for a couple of months now. She’s a roller coaster. You know, that exhilarating mixture of fun and fear? The fun: She’s hot, 22 (just turned 22 a month ago), the face of an…

Politics

There is but one thing of real value - to cultivate truth and justice, and to li

Title couldn’t say it all. There is but one thing of real value - to cultivate truth and justice, and to live without anger in the midst of lying and unjust men. ~ Marcos Aurelius ~ Roman Emperor ~ Born: April 26, 121 AD, Rome, Italy ~ Died: March…

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When talking to strippers, do you ever feel like Rutger Hauer?

I mean android Rutger in Blade Runner. Right before his expiration time, he saves Harrison Ford, after trying to kill him the whole movie. He tells Harrison his more poignant memories, so they will live on through him.…

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McMansions

Do you live in one? What are you thoughts on this type of house? The term is derogatory but bottom line you do get a big ass house that's fairly new for not quite as much as one without the…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Recession and Specials

You know there is a recession when the girls in the club are hotter but the prices are lower. During my recent visits, I was offered 5 for $100, 2 for $60, 2 for 40 (not the special running by…

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Banned from Seeking

Where's Subraman ? I have an interesting dilemma right now. I just got an email from Seeking.com . I have been banned for Soliciting. But the timing of this is very unusual. About…

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Raid

The other forum mentioned platinum and diamond got raided yesterday Any here anything

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

San Antonio ...2 cops and patrol car banged up.

Story & video: https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/06/17/wild-night-at-ne-side-strip-club-leaves-2-officers-patrol-car-banged-up/

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San Antonio 2 cops and patrol car banged up.

Story & video: https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/06/17/wild-night-at-ne-side-strip-club-leaves-2-officers-patrol-car-banged-up/

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DUDE MADE HIS DATE PAY FOR HER OWN FOOD

at the 1:50 mark of the clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcIVKa9vF8A

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I'm not an advocate for this, but I advocate for a discussion about it

Online porn should be banned and it's long overdue For 30 years, we've let the internet harm children, society with porn David Marcus | Fox News What I am about to suggest will seem bizarre, maybe even impossible, but hear me out. The…

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Are most strippers actually “hustling” and finessing?

Someone told me strippers like engaging in hustling which is doing the least amount of work possible for the most amount of money. While I’m sure many want to do that, is it really a sustainable strategy to maintain regulars?…

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What's the deal with this chick's belly button?

https://www.xvideos.com/video66389221/massage_rooms_passionate_blowjob_hardcore_sex_and_intimate_orgasm_petite_brunette_jennifer_mendez Looks normal during reverse cowgirl (around minute 3) but weird during missionary (around minute 11). Sorry, but where else am I gonna ask this? TUSCL, a place for inane.

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The end.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce6OkmXO2g_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

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OTC no deep tongue kissing

The OTC girl says no deep tongue kissing. Why she avoid that? Without the deep kissing OTC is not a fun. Is it worth to go for OTC without deep kissing?

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The economy influencing faahion...

I think so many grunge snd vintage looks are back coz of the economy. And vintage or worn looking sneakers too. I think flex culture isn't in any more or won't be for long

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If you were a make a wish kid...adult version

What would you wish for if there was a make a wish org for adults ... My list would be Smoke weed with Snoop Dogg Sex with Kim K and Ariana Grande and Eliza Ibarra Get high with and have Eddie Huang cook…

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Wikipedia Confirmed I’m not a Pedophile

Was laying in bed last night, bored, surfing Hulu for something to watch. Never had watched Dawson’s Creek Watched the pilot episode and OMG, Katie Holmes is adorable. She looks 14 so I was having improper thoughts Thank God Wikipedia…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Minneapolis 2AMer

MINNEAPOLIS -- Gunfire filled the streets just steps outside of a downtown Minneapolis strip club early Wednesday morning. It happened near Fourth Street and Marquette Avenue around 2 a.m. Police say one man was shot in he arm. He is expected…

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Favorite from past shows up in awkward place

Here's a story I'm having unfold in my life. Many years ago, 7 to be exact, I visited a club occasionally that's located nearly a half hour from home. I wasn't a regular, but would stop in every few months…

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Rising Costs

As we go into what appears to be a dismal summer ‘22. Brutal heat, never ending food and fuel price increases, are you doing anything different now or planning to in regards to this summer? I know a few…

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New Reality Porn Network Launching

There is a new reality porn network that will be launching in a few months with the goal of taking down Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Bang Bros. Here is a peek of the websites and porn genres that will be…