Mickey Mantle once had to stop and take a dump here and thus...

Cumberland, RI. Saturday night. I was passing through to Boston, figured it be a nice stop I haven't been to the spot yet. Although not listed in google, I had to google the address itself. In a suburban neighborhood sort of a weird spot for a strip club imagine living across the street, who wants that? Plenty of parking. Walk in, cover is $5, it was too dead to have a cover IMO. About 5 customers all spread out. Dance booths on left, maybe my eyes were fucking with me but I think you can kinda see through those curtains. It was dark over there. $20 a dance. Dancers, danced around and on top of bar in center. Seating, pool tables and bathroom out on left.

Dancers 4 in total. 3 of which were over 50 white women. And one black girl maybe 30. All 5 and below. One of the older white girls was extremely obese, she was making all the money. Mind this is a saturday primetime night. Mileage is supposed to be sky high here, hell it better be, what else do you offer. I drank my $5 can of miller and got the fuck out. No I will not be back. Maybe you are researching and considering "hmmm should I go to Mickey's Valley View Pub or Desire 10 minutes away?" My advice is to put the crack pipe down.