Crowded in on a Tuesday

For the nitpickers who screech "Club Details?!" In their submission reviews.

Same as every other review: dimly lit club featuring a full length bar to the right, a stage to the middle, mirrored walls and booths to the far left and clear plexiglass marked off vip booths to the near left when you get in. No cover during the daytime, meathead bouncer checks IDs and tries to walk you to a table for a tip. Two drink minimum and the bartender is a complete asshole if you ask for a glass of water to start, God forbid.

I got in around 3 in the afternoon and the place was PACKED. Every table taken, every bar seat taken, every vip booth and mirrored wall booth taken. About 20 girls working, nobody that would make you recoil in disgust but a fair range of 4s-8s. Mix of AA, white, and latina of all shapes, sizes, with plenty of aftermarket work done. This isn't a place you go to get familiar with a girl, this is a churn and burn establishment where the dancers are very cash oriented. Table dances ($10) are lackluster and while they're not air dances, the place can get so packed that they're awkward and cramped. VIP dances are $25/dance and there are dancers (particularly the Latinas) who will try to tell you its $35. The music is loud as hell and I didn't catch any names. Two dancers offered VIP immediately and walked away when I declined, and another made some small talk before we gave VIP a spin. Made it through two dances before someone spilled a drink down my leg.