Slowest Saturday ever

First paragraphs are the obligatory layout of the club. Entrance is on the south side of the building. Plenty of room parking during the daytime, roughly 30 parking spots. The door isn’t right against the busy road, but cars traveling north would see you. Daytime fee is $15 total to enter and for the soda. I don’t know how often they clean their soda machine, it always tastes off. My Coke was mostly clear, looks like the syrup was running out.

Two stages, the main stage has a little catwalk that is rarely used, and the smaller stage is directly north and smaller. Women's restroom is just to the side of the smaller stage, Mens restroom is down a little walkway and around the corner. It faces the lap dance area. Pandoras should do a little more renovation and swap the rest rooms. Whenever some bro goes to the restroom and opens the door, the light illuminates the general lap dance area, which is distracting.

Around the perimeter of the club are private VIP rooms. I don’t know how much they are, never used them. DJ booth is near the entrance, and behind the managers perch.