This ain't it, kid

After a business trip to Baltimore, I spent an evening at Penthouse. The place is in a relatively quiet area. Across from Penthouse is a fenced in parking lot. $10 valet or no. There is a street in front with cars whizzing through, so be careful crossing. The doorman watches the lot from across the street.

Cover is $15 though I was just waved through on a quiet night. It's not too loud, not too big. Coke was $5 and they have a large food menu. There are several "VIP" type tables with ice buckets and glasses for bottle service.

The bar surrounds the main stage. Stairs from up high lead down to the stage. Some of the dancers will walk out on the bar after their set and ask for tips. There was one black girl, one chubby girl, and 8-10 white girls. Hotness ranged from 5-7. No stunners.