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Channeling resentment towards dancers

Not long ago a girl who has danced at my favorite club for a few years came next to me at the bar and, after ordering a drink, turns to me and says, "You must think I'm a bitch." Tbh…

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White Corset

I saw a couple waitresses wearing them the other day. Why would dancers even waste their time trying to wear anything else? Just cut to chase already, that’s what we want.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday, Monday just can't trust that Day .... at Henry's

I had to drop off at Metro airport at 5pm. Traffic was very heavy on I-94. Decided to make a stop for a bit. Since it was Monday, Henrys seemed to be a good choice. In…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Tried and True

I stopped by Gallagher’s after a work event on Tuesday. Arrived close to 9pm and thought the venue might be closed upon arrival: no one was manning the coat check, the metal detector famously parked…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Very good Tuesday evening

This is my first review, so forgive me if I wander. Also, I had a few drinks before I went, so my memory is a little spotty. Parking was easy. I'm sure there are…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good time on a Tuesday afternoon

Came here on a random Tuesday afternoon. Parking lot had plenty of spaces, no spots covered with shade though. From the outside it looks like there’s somewhat two separate buildings, entrance is on the left…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just Jenny

On both visits, I arrived around 10PM and left between midnight and 1AM. Each time I entered the club, my ID was scanned, I was wanded and patted down, and had to pay $43.60…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Thursday afternoon

I had never been to Lookers before, but was in the area and saw a few cars in the parking lot. I'm not sure who they belonged to because when I walked in, there was…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Prices too high for the product

Enormous club, but with few dancers and even fewer PLs. Three stages, a large bar, a "private" dance area which is also huge. $7 entry, $9.50 for a rum and coke (not a bad pour), $2.50…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

An enjoyable enough time, but the food was the best part.

Stopped into BT’s around 9pm on Saturday night. I parked on the street nearby and walked in with no problem. It’s a safe area, so I don’t see myself ever valeting there. Paid the $20…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Nice enough club, but there are much better in Detroit

I've never been to this establishment before and admittedly went on a weekday night, but the club was pretty quiet. The dancers were mostly quite attractive with a few less so. The club had the feel…

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asia at marios webster ma

does anyone know if Asia is back an when does she work

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Really fun club, but a bit of a dive

The cricket is a dive, but a fun one. I want to start by saying I accidentally tipped the woman that took us to our seat a $20, when i meant to give a $5.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is Demi moved to another club?

Is Demi moved to another club?any ideas? She no longer comes to Risque.

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ADVICE ON SEDUCING STRIPPER HOES. NOT P4P

How to pick up strippers lulz

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REAL LAS VEGAS ADVICE THREAD

Real advice about anything un Vegas. Not the usual hitching about vegas being expensive or a bad strip club city bs in other threads.

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Lovely little club, worth a visit

I enjoyed my time at club and got my money's worth (and then some). Overall its a friendly place with beautiful women. Drinks were a bit pricey, but worth it. I didn't particularly like the club…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Two adequate afternoons at XTC

I have visited Austin at least once a year annually since 2009. Though Austin has about nine strip clubs, in recent years I have confined myself to only three of them: Landing Strip, Divas, and…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Wishing for the good ole days

So I haven't been back here since pre covid, so last week decided to stop by one or two of my old regular locations. SR had been my go-to club for years, visiting at least…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Frustrating Night at the Rhino

Quick Summary: Vibe: Upscale joint Cover: $10 Drinks: $$ Girls: 7-8's Dances: Good Extras: Unlikely I got to the Rhino about 9:30 Sunday night. The doorman took my cover, scanned my license, patted me down and let me know that there were…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

The more things change, they don't stay the same!

BELAX remains a solid choice of places to visit. Having been a customer pre COVID and post COVID, the regulars that used to work there are missed, but a few new additions that are worth…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Surprisingly wonderful

The street that DG is on it is very dark, however, the parking lot was very well lit. The parking lot was not to full and I was able to park in the front.…

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The Star Garden Strip Club Strike Is Part of the History of SW Organizing

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/star-garden-strike-history So two thoughts: 1. I thought it was a well written article and there was some cool history there. I’m not going to give out my opinions on the whole ‘dancers unionizing’ thing because I’ve already done so before on other…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

post covid recon visit

Place: The club is located in a decent part of town (as opposed to the tenderloin clubs). I felt comfortable taking a walk before and after the visit. Inside was clean, and…

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Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell…Keep yo jizz in yo lane

I’m sick and tired of during the bukakke roundabout of getting not my own jizz on my sneakers. Shoot straight or leave the fucking circle god dammit. Other than that I wish you all well. To the max.

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Stripper Hoe Review

Dancer Review! Let me start by saying that the last time I danced was in 2020 right before covid closed everything down and I worked at about 4-5 clubs in the DFW area. I arrived…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Pricey but best pace for a nightclub + stripclub experience

It’s an awesome spot in the weekend if you are into a clubbing + strip club experience! We got there about 11:30 on Sat night and there was a line of young club goers to…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Underwhelming Tuesday evening

Tiki Cabaret is in a drab cement-block building off of Main street in High Point. You park in a large lot behind the building, go in through a back door where there is a little…

Politics

'The George Costanza of politics'

Guess who? I love that quote! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/kristi-noem-slams-biden-for-getting-every-issue-wrong-the-george-costanza-of-politics/ar-AAYXGmD?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=e0b0a91906754c62b7f5af40866a23d5

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Had a good time on Sunday night

Stopped by this place the day after my frustrating experience at Big Daddy's. Very nice club inside, there's a nice courtyard area in the back, the bathrooms are back through it. Only complaint is there was…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Decent night at the Gold

I was in town for business and decided to check out the local club scene. The club is located at the end of a strip mall. Ample parking. Seemed safe enough. Decently upscale club which…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Pretty dead on a Sunday

Nice place. There are a few smaller stages that are likely occupied when the club is busy. It was not busy when I went in though. No cover, one drink minimum. Jack and Coke cost…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Back at the Millstream

10 years ago, The Millstream used to be one of my favorite clubs. Then they cut down the fun factor and I dropped it from my regular rotation. However, I’ve been popping in more frequently…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

It’s had better days, but still worth a peek

This used to be one of my favorite clubs after a mass exodus from The Hustler filled the club with many of my favorite dancers. The club also had some great weeknight deals. It’s no…

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Ex-strippers sue Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club, alleging prostitution ring

"Dancers who refused to participate in prostitution saw their earnings drop from approximately $2,000 a night to a couple hundred dollars, according to the lawsuit that seeks class action status." https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-strippers-prostitution-ring-lawsuit-sapphire-gentlemens-club-20220627-ywrrpjomsvhk5kogihbjttgwvy-story.html

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not liking it so much lately

This club has typical and atypical elements. You walk in and go through a metal detector and pay cover which is around $10. Then there is a large bar on your left that surrounds…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Half Old Block Club, Half Modern Strip Club

This is a weird club. Halfway between an old Block club and a modern strip club. I often forget this club exists and visit it maybe once or twice a year. It has the old…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Indulge - Two Clubs in One

Indulge day shift and night shift are really two different clubs. Different management, different girls, different business models. Day shift skews white. Night shift skews black. Day shift is a typical Block club. Night shift…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Not the best in a weak Columbus market

Road House Review is located in a “meh” neighborhood on the western side of Columbus. As other have noted, what was probably a bustling area once feels abandoned and run down; panhandlers were common at…

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Deshaun Watson - Probably Another Year Off

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl-recommends-indefinite-suspension-no-024506564.html Way to go Cleveland Browns organization. 230 million guaranteed for a guy who will not have taken a snap in two years. Maybe they negotiate it down less than a year but with all the crap going on…

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Dancers wanting to marry richer older men

How commonly do dancers want to marry an older wealthier man or have kids with one? Have there been cases of them marrying richer men and divorcing them

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Club hopping stop 3

This was the third stop on my strip club road trip. I arrived at about 3pm. There is a valet ($8) which doesn't bother me as I keep a set of valet keys for this…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Hole in the wall

I’ve lived in the area a long time and have never been here but after a recent review I figured it was worth a shot. Club layout, walk in and there is a small area…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Two hits and a strike-out at the Landing Strip

I visit Austin every summer and in recent years have hit Landing Strip at least twice on every visit. This review is a summary of *three* visits last month, two of them early on Tuesday…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Devon

So she's never on the text schedule. Anyone know when she works?

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East Coast Strip Club Cities

I mean from like AC and just go on down with it until Florida around it starts to get better. But do all these spots just totally suck and waste of time? I never hear anything good ever. You guys…

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How bad did I get dommed?

Went to a Mexican restaurant yesterday with a dancer. She was dressed to the nines, and looked fabulous. Her: I want to try something new. Me: They've got dishes with cactus. People in Mexico eat that a lot,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Anya is my favorite dancer here

Came in Sunday afternoon, around 2:00pm. It was a very nice day, blue sky, sunny, and in the high 80s. When I got to the club, Anya was on stage. Monse was there, and keeping…

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Is Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg Liberal or Conservative

You can’t get a straight answer when you Google it Liberals think he’s a right wing fascist who got Trump elected Conservatives think he’s a progressive leftist

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Urban Gentleman’s Club

After a significant downturn in business, the Hustler Club switched directions late last year. It is now an Urban Gentleman’s club - like most of the clubs on The Block these days. The vast majority…

Politics

"Governments not only are not necessary, but are harmful and most highly immoral

Title couldn’t say it all. "Governments not only are not necessary, but are harmful and most highly immoral institutions." ~ Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy aka Leo Tolstoy ~ Born 9 September 1828 Yasnaya Polyana, Tula Governorate, Russian Empire ~ Died 20 November 1910 Astapovo,…

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Will Roe V. Wade being overturned impact mngering?

Politics aside I have two thoughts: 1. Roe was about an umbrella of privacy. That umbrella is gone. Do we have less privacy in VIP rooms, LD areas etc...? 2. Without abortion, FS is riskier. Will the service provider pass that cost…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

The Shift is Back

Night Shift used to be a super popular club in the 90s. About six years ago it was almost a ghost town. Then it closed and became an urban club then an LGBTQ club. Last…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Set your expectations low

I decided to check this place out after a long drive and have a beer or two. Relatively big parking lot and the building shares venues with JBs gallery of girls which I’m told is…

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Getting out the Old Rolodex

Many of you are too young to even know what a Rolodex is. It's an old contraption we used to keep contacts and phone numbers on. And No, I don't really still use one. I started a…

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LDK-onomics

@LDK how much on average do you think PLs should pay for stripper-induced nuttings? How much do you think is reasonable for a stripper to gross per year? Do the math, how many nuttings will they need to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday evenings can get crazy

As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go during the daytime/…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not as good as it used to be years back

Visiting Minneapolis post Covid after 3 years gap. We had a nice party at some clubs on First Ave and then made our way to Dejavu around 1 pm. Glad to see it was busy and…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Alright time

Went Sayurday night after being out at the bars. $25 cover was annoying but I paid got my friend and I to get in. Place was packed: so many people there and a lot of dancers…

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Has this happened to you?

This past weekend, a stripper asked me to rub her back with lotion, presumably an antiseptic. She said the guy before me had licked her back.

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Good First time at the strip club

This was my first strip club visit. Came here after 12am with $250. A girl was on stage at all times. The ladies were nice always a thank you when they got off the stage.…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Divey Sunday Afternoon

No cover and most drinks are under $5 gave this place a divey feel. There is one bartender and a waitress. Dancers numbered about half a dozen, and they would do two-song sets. Ink…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time Philly club visit.

This is a bit of a long review so bear with me here. My wife and I were in town for a concert and decided to visit Cheerleaders while we were there. This is the first…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Maybe Its Time To Go Elsewhere

Now that its warmer, my days are less busy, and so I have more time for visiting the clubs. I've been to Desires a few times since my last review, and thought that it…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Fair Friday Afternoon

Went to Pandoras Friday afternoon. Got there right after 1 PM. Paid $15 to get in and get a Coke and then took a seat. Odd that some old guy wearing a baseball cap stared…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Not a bad quiet little place.

Had not been in to BU in a long long time and had a little free time one afternoon so I decided to pop in. Not much had changed. Smallish parking lot, and small club.…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

First and probably last time trying Lace

As Lace is not that far from where I live, I'd been meaning to check it out. So last Saturday night, I headed over there around 1:00am. Parking lot was right in front,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

great not-urban club

This is a summary of 2 visits. Came around 1230 AM sat night/sun morn. $15 cover, metal detect, no pat down, no ID scanner. $12 wine. I skipped being seated and handcuffed to a table…

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Save 50% of income for strip club madness?

Decided that since I wanted to sort of go every two weeks or so with at least $1,000 (doubt I'll spend that much in a night but I've been batting $200 average thus far)I saved 50% of my income. I…

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How to spot an ROB by Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/vle6cp/lap_dance_deals/idv0q92?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Casuallychaoticc says: "I try my best to talk and distract for the first two three songs. Really get them on a topic that they can’t shut up about. Then say “omg it’s been three songs let me focus and dance now…

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Best pants / fabric for comfort for both the customer and the stripper

I understand that denim jeans are exactly the most comforting to the skin for the ladies yeah sometimes wearing suit pants is not my first choice when going to the strip club. Removing experience on a timing on what type…

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OT: What's the deal with Invicta watches

So I've been a fan of watches for a little while and I believe my favorite watch brand is Invicta. I like them a lot mainly because they have great designs that are catchy to my eye and all sorts…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Many thirsty dancers. Ariel passed the test.

TL;DR: Early Fri evening. Many thirsty dancers. Ask for Ariel. Tell her what to do in spanish... Have not been to Divas for years. Used to go for $5 Wed. Seems like someone has invested in…

Politics

At least the government is being put to work

Between the gun laws, the abortion laws lgbtq plus controversies Etc if we can all say one thing no matter what political Spectrum you're on is that we are asking the government to work and our tax dollars is finally…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Choose your dancers wisely

Please read other reviews for the physical layout of the club. Overall the club is upstairs with a bar straight infront of the landing a two stages to the right. No alcohol on this…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Pleasantly surprised midweek afternoon trip with a hot dancer

Was in the area and decided to check the place out as I had nothing going on. It was a Wednesday afternoon around 1pm so I was fully expecting the place would be dead.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Saturday afternoon doldrums

Visited on Saturday between 5pm-6pm. No cover. Security sitting at the front desk observing the curtain-less private rooms that nobody was using. The stage is square. 2 poles. 4 dancers that were…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Upselling ruined the experience

I was in town on a work trip, won big at Harrah's, decided to go blow my winnings on Bourbon Street. Why I decided to turn into this place instead of the several more legitimate…

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OT: Sports Rivalries (Red Wings / Avalanche documentary)

The only thing this has to do with strip clubs is maybe how many free lap dances Darren McCarty got in Detroit after March 26, 1997. At 1 eastern today on ESPN (and a longer version on ESPN+), is E60: Unrivaled. It's…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

A slightly nicer Wise Guys

I've never been to C-Mowes before, but used to hit Wise Guys a couple times a year. With most of the Wise Guys girls moving to C-Mowes, I decided to pop in and see…

Politics

Row vs. Wade

I like to do both but depends on da area I am fishing in. If I am in da big lake I rather Row. If I am in da big river I rather Row. If I in da swomp or…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Felt like it used to

I decided I needed a break from the real world so I visited Treasure Club on a recent Wednesday afternoon. I arrived a little after 12 (they open at 11:30) and was the first customer.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Quick visit with Pandora's Energizer Bunny

Obligatory club info: this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean it up. The restroom is definitely improved…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Party place with expensive dances.

I was staying downtown for a conference and this club was only a couple of blocks from my hotel. Easy walking distance. I arrived about 9 on a Saturday night. $20 cover and an ID…

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Mile high club.

Popular Reddit forum askReddit "is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions." One user asked for flight attendants to reveal whether or not they had ever caught any mile-high club member wannabes and what they did/would do about it.…

Spearmint Rhino

New York, New York

Saddest club in NY

Went to Spearmint Rhino early Thursday evening. I’d been there a few months ago when it opened. The club looks great - has several floors of activity. And obviously the Spearmint Rhino name.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Worth a visit

Visited this place on a Monday night in April and stayed only for a little while. It was a bit dark when I got there, so I didn't get a very good look at the outside,…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Good overall, will go back.

The club itself is nice, but as others have mentioned parking was a bit tricky, but free self parking. There is only one dance floor with two poles up and behind the bar. There is…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great time!

Went on a Saturday night at around 10pm and the parking lot was pretty full. Valet was available for $10 with free parking towards the back. Valet guys are waiting up front outside and allow…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Dallas 2AMer

A woman was fatally shot at a Dallas strip club early Saturday. Officers were called about 5:10 a.m. to a shooting at XTC Cabaret in the 8500 block of North Stemmons Freeway, near Empire Central Drive in the Stemmons Corridor, police…

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Spoiled by Vietnamese Pussy

35 years ago I worked closely with a Vietnam Vet who said he married at 18 before he went to into the service in Vietnam. He said when he came home 3 years later his wife had gained 40 pounds…

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Occupational Hazard

Ever notice how women who have been dancing for several years or more often have somewhat rough skin on their lower booties/upper thighs. Presumably from grinding. LDK does this make you feel guilty?

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OT: Today's feel-good story

"WATCH: Donations Pour In For Humble Burger King Cook After Viral ‘Loyalty’ Video" Money is pouring into a GoFundMe account set up for a humble Burger King worker seen in a viral video receiving a movie ticket, pens, and candy for…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Fun time on a Wed and Friday night

Visited Bucks Cabaret in Ft. Worth on a Wednesday and Friday evening. Both times the cover was $20 at the door and the employees were very polite and friendly. There were many dancers on both…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

If you are in ATL peaches is a place you must visit

I visited on a Monday I arrived about 11pm. The parking lot is relatively, a smaller back lot.So this time I took an Uber.Parking is usually 15-20 dollars depends on which night you go.…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Club hopping stops 1 & 5

This is a review of two semi-recent visits. Visit 1 was about 7:00 on a Friday and visit 2 was about 1:00 on a Sunday. The club is a semi-industrial section of Toledo. I have…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Fun but expecting more from the locale

Flashdancers is one of the main clubs in the Time Square area. So as can be imagined, it is a bit of a tourist trap type of place. 20 cover. Server or someone who takes…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Latin vibe

First time to Clancy's. Very small bar in a residential neighborhood, if you dont drive slow you might miss it! Looks very much like a local dive bar in a suburban neighborhood. But when you…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Second visit

Haven't been back here in a while after my first visit which left me underwhelmed. But second visit was much better as I now knew what to expect. Titillations is a decent sized, two story…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Not worth the gas rn

First time to the palace in a long while as I've been traveling about the country. The setup remains pretty much the same. 15 to get in. No alcohol. 1$ pops. Guys at the front…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Pretty much the Lust we had preCovid!.. just a little pricier

I've been to Lust several times since my last review, but my most recent visit, this past Tuesday, was completely in line with all of these visits. I'll focus on just this visit, but be…

Blush

Commack, New York

back to the friendly neighborhood bar again

This is an update to my two previous reviews. This time I came on a Tues afternoon and stayed a little longer. 2:30 to 5:00 or so. There were five dancers and…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

OK quick visit, but need to fix the smoke issue

Was hit by the smell of smoke as soon as I walked into this club. I couldn't stay long because I didn't want me clothes to stink of smoke when I got home. And…

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The Ultimate Thread: The sjcreep strangled with the entrails of the last goat he

fucked! ^ Sez it all, this is the ultimate thread!!!!!!!!!!

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The Ultimate Thread: The sjcreep strangled with the entrails of the last goat he

fucked! ^ Sez it all, this is the ultimate thread!!!!!!!!!!

Mongering Around the World

I have paid for sex in most of the countries considered to be the best in the world: Mexico, Colombia, Brazil, and Germany. Noticeably missing is anything in South East Asia, but I don't think I'll ever check that one off -- based on limited research, it looks geared more towards guys looking for a long term P4P, and that's not me. I've also been to Amsterdam, but I was was with my ex at the time, so I didn't get to try out any of the window girls, but I've heard that the service is usually bad, and most Europeans go to Germany for a sex vacation. Another note: I was never on a strict budget -- never…

Florian & Bob's Dollhouse

Irvington, New Jersey

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Good - I'm pretty sure this spot just reopened this month (June '22). It's hard to miss from the street driving by b/c of the bright signage & visible security out front. When…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

An okay visit to Baby dolls and girls on their cell phones!

I am a regular at the Baby Dolls but this visit was towards end of May on a Tuesday evening. The parking lot was full suggesting that there were many patrons. Paid my…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Don't bother; save a couple dollars extra and go outside the city proper for a better bang for your buck

First, you arrive and the bouncers check your ID and give you a rundown of the place: No touching, no alcohol, and no phones in the main part of the theater. After that, you pass…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Found a Keeper at The Red Dog

I hadn't been to the Red Dog in probably 10 years. It has been spruced up some since I was there last. This is a big on 2 story building. You walk…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Very Slow Day

Stopped in about 1:30 in the afternoon. They checked my ID and let me in. They must not charge a cover before 2:00. It's not a real large club. When you…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Ol' Reliable

I got and Instagram message from a favorite lap dance lady letting me know she had started dancing at Dream On. I headed out last Wednesday morning with the intentions of visiting this club and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Play B.B. King "The Thrill is Gone" while reading

This place has been reviewed 2,793 times before, so obviously, it has a strong customer base. I read about guys travelling distance to visit. Nah. I'm going to be brutally honest. I've probably visited 30 times…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

A great place to visit.

Been here numerous times, when I am working in SPF. I can always find Two or Three very slim sexy girls here to be my Fav's for the Eve. Arriving... You leave the Strip, and…

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I am very confused

I feel like I have more balls than the average Portland male. What the fuck is wrong with these "men"???

Politics

Roe V Wade

Former U.S. Supreme court judge Roth bater Ginsberg. Stated years ago. This case should have never come before the Supreme Court. It will be challenged. This is a issue of States rites & personal liberty.

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IS FRMOS JUST AN URBAN LEGEND?

can anyone name one open club in the Unuted States where you can grab a girl and kiss her or make out on the main floor and not get kicked out? And where after making out she leaves the…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Girls were seemed hot and friendly, not pushy. Would go back!

Arrived late on a Tuesday night. It's a smallish club with a small parking lot but many of the signs have not changed from the "Sands" name so was a bit confusing without knowing the…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Pleasant experience- nice place to start.

Went for a bachelor party, it’s on the side of bourbon street closer to our place so we popped in - they didn’t charge a cover. The place has two stages, a VIP area with…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Fun Friday at Kandi's

Decided to try Kandi's for their Friday afternoon special. They are generally only open at night, but Friday from Noon to 3:00pm it's $5 entry plus 45 for lunch. I passed on the…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Someone had to do it

Saw that this place hasn’t had a review since ‘21, so i thought I’d take one for the team and check it out. Fairways is on a highway and has a decent sized parking lot…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Good options for a fun time

First visit and went just after opening. No cover at that time and greeted by manager. Couple of girls at the bar so I grabbed a drink. Dancing didn't start till about…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

First FKK experience

I had my first FKK experience last week. I went on a couple of week days. Cash only. Easy walk from Darmstadt-Nord. Let me know if you have any other logistical questions. Post is formatted…

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Joe Pesci, heart throb?

One of my favs recently told me she finds Joe Pesci to be mildly hot. It's really got me wondering, why don't I make the cut? I'm old, fat, and kinda guido-ie. Maybe I'm not short enough?

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

VE Day was stolen

Hitler took a secret Nazi immortality drug, faked his death, moved to Arizona, and opened this club. The name is a hint. Sydney Powell has all the proof, she'll be releasing the Kraken any day now.

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No Means No

fun-syzed is escorting me to the VIP. halfway there i ask her to drag me the rest of the way (while i mock-resist). for context this is 5'1" a buck five pulling 6'4" 300 lbs with both hands and me seriously screaming…

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Coed Smoking Areas

these DMZs are a plus to any club. great place even for non-smokers to meet, interact, talk pre-game, and occasionally make sordid plans with the hoes for free in a more quiet natural environment. i always choose a vantage point to…

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RBF Hounds

whether it's their ho persona or not there seems to be enough guests willing or wanting to break through that cunty exterior to keep this subset of hoes in bag. personally i have enough trouble getting what i want from the…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunrise

Location: This club is in the hood, it’s a pretty poor area, you can find plenty of homeless people in the surrounding area. Parking really isn’t an issue because they have their own lot where…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

'Regular' looking girls dancing here, not 'professional' dancers

This was my first time back at this club since pre-Covid. I believe it's under new management. Same easy going, chilled club, but the attractiveness of the dancers has gone down since before Covid. There…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Serves its purpose-Decent mileage

I have been to Satin Dolls a few times, first time doing a review. Usually like to visit early evening 6ish when the Day girls are leaving and night worker start their shift. That way…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

$20 lap dances still a good bargain

Was in Key West for the first time in 6 months last week and went to Bare Assets on Monday and Wednesday nights. I was a semi regular here back in 2019 when I travelled…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Last month’s visit

Came to the Slipper last month on a Friday night and it has definitely gone downhill since a few years back. They seem to struggle to find decent looking girls to work here now. They’re…

Politics

Roe v Wade

Despite the protest, this does not mean abortions are illegal. It means that red states can regulate abortion and establish some limits. In blue states, nothing changes. Abortion activists have promised a night of rage. They’ve been planning that for weeks.…

When in Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas

So was Santiago de Chile for 2 weeks on businesses trip. Working and dinner as a team. So rarely had time alone. I did make time for coffee shops. Read that strip clubs in Santiago are stupid expensive. Trusted the source and never made it out to one. Drove by a couple that opened early, but most opened later at night and i needed to be ‘responsible’ cuz of early mornings, driving, etc…BUT i did go to the famous ‘Cafe con piernas’ (Coffee with legs). Works like this: Say ‘hola’ to the girl you want. Order your coffee (2,000 CLP) about $2.50 usd. Girl will ask if you want her company. If yes, she will order her drink and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another HL time in a hot summer weekday , no surprise

So it's time for another day of fun. Skipping usual things about layout and quality of girls. Went in and tipped the bouncer few dollar. Got my fav seat and a drink within few minutes. The…

Lipstixx Exotic / Sports Bar

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Dancers who don't want to make money

Was there about 3 weeks ago, walked in, usual Manitoba club experience, scan your ID and your in. When you walk in there are VLT's to your right, the DJ booth sits dead center with…

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What would you choose?

Strip clubbing has been made illegal by the federal Government. Underground strip clubs still exist, but the penalty for going to one is death. You cannot help yourself. You go; get caught; are tried and sentenced to death.…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

A little too aggressive

So, I waited to go until later evening because it’s open until 4am. I got here about 1040pm. Very interesting that it is BYOB and they smartly have a convenience store on the corner of…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Go at lunch for a quick dance

Been to Bourbon Street a few times. They used to do a temp check and hand sanitizer, but that's passed now. No temp check, but hand sanitizer still optional. There's a small stage when you…

Politics

Why there is poverty and inequality in nations (UK, USA) of plenty?

Title says it all.

Politics

Overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice.

Title couldn’t say it all. Overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice. It is the protection of a fundamental human right, the right to dignity and a decent life. While poverty persists, there is no true…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Tuesday nights at GCF are better than weekend nights at most SF clubs

Found myself in Sac for an extra couple of days so I hit up my boy whom I usually meet at GCF and he was game. We arrived at around 930pm and paid the $22…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Relaxed place, but prices going up. Because of ballers?

Tried this place out on a Saturday. Indeed busy as a Friday night visit also proved. The customers seemed a different kind of group on Saturday than Friday. VIP rooms seem to be up to 4…

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OT: Footblall royalty chooses which college to attend

"Top Recruit, Football Royalty Arch Manning Announces College Choice" University of Texas won the sweepstakes for Arch Manning, the quarterback with a Hall of Fame pedigree and the biggest recruiting prize in college football. Manning is the grandson of former NFL quarterback…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Scored at Scores

I travel a lot for business and I like to check the local talent wherever I go. I made it to Scores on a weeknight right about 7 pm. I took an Uber so I…

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OT: In case you have $500-million to throw around

"Pink Floyd Looking To Sell Music Catalog For $500 Million" Pink Floyd is looking to sell its music catalog at a price of $500 million in a deal that would make it one of the largest in music history. The bidding war…

Politics

OT: Another one bites the dust

"Wealthiest Man In Illinois Moves His Business From Chicago To Miami Amid Feud With Democratic Leadership" Ken Griffin of Citadel, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund, announced that he would move his company from Chicago, Illinois, to Miami, Florida. “Chicago will continue to be…

Politics

OT: BOOM !

This is how true Conservatives w/ a spine (not RINOs like toad-face Mitch McConnell) need to start dealing with these woke reporters: "Arizona Republican Agrees To A CNN Interview — Her One Condition Leaves Reporter Speechless" https://twitter.com/i/status/1540060601631723520

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Wednesday Afternoon

Wednesday afternoon, mid June in Phoenix, it’s hot AF out, so it seemed like the perfect time for another HL visit. I arrived around 3:00 to a pretty full parking lot, no cover charge, no…

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OT: Yay or Nay ?

"Amazon Showcases Technology Transforming Alexa’s Voice Into Your Deceased Loved Ones’ Voice" https://www.dailywire.com/news/amazon-showcases-technology-transforming-alexas-voice-into-your-deceased-loved-ones-voice

Palmeiras Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Boring time on Sunday

I decided to stop by Palmeiras after my visit to Pasarelas. There is no cover fee coming in. It is a small club with one main stage in the middle and two floors from which…

Pasarelas Cabaret

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Passing by Pasarelas

I went on vacation to Monterrey a few weeks ago and decided to visit Pasarelas. There was no cover fee and one of the waiters immediately sat me down and asked me what I wanted…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Slow night, but no regrets

I went in the early evening on a weekday, so I guess I shouldn't have high expectations. The club itself is nice, well laid out, but it was totally empty when I went. A bunch…

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Everyone must try the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴

OMFG! I just got back from a week in the Dominican and I cannot describe how incredible it was. Anyone else fallen in love with a country not a specific ATF there? American women lost major points after being there.

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Club closing unable to get insurance.

No loss. No reviews for 5 years. Full story: https://www.timesunion.com/tablehopping/article/Lawsuit-loss-prompts-temporary-closure-for-17260321.php

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Favorite Age Guesses

given that it's always been a rob tactic to low-ball a guest's age, what are the best guesses you've heard? chronologically i'm a few months from 60. with a tan and fresh coat of paint civs guess me at 40-45. some ridiculous…

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Dealing With Their Bad Breath/Carpy Tunnel

shitfaced hoes occasionally forget to check themselves for garlic and pussy stank, and their 'sisterhood' is often fine with the passive sabotage of not telling them. it's rare, but for carpy tunnel/b.o. i hint to them that a previous guest's stink…

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OT: BREAKING: SCOTUS

"BREAKING: SCOTUS Strikes Down New York Concealed Carry Restrictions" https://www.dailywire.com/news/breaking-scotus-strikes-down-new-york-concealed-carry-restrictions-restrictions

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TUSCL's Ironman

@Muddy just surpassed 400-review in about 4&1/2 years as a TUSCLer - he had written his 300th in early April - he may become TUSCL's first 500-reviews reviewer. Only in America - USA! USA! USA!

Politics

Who is really responsible for the worldwide inflation?

"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor." ~ Aldous Leonard Huxley ~ English writer and philosopher. ~ Born26 July 1894 Godalming, Surrey, England ~ Died 22 November 1963 Los Angeles County, California, United States

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Why young people, especially men, are having less sex

In a recent study, it was reported 33% of all men between 19-24 had no sexual activity in the past year. I thought we were still in the sexual revolution that started in the 60’s and everyone was getting laid.…

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Cheating circa November 2022

3 weeks ago, Anthoiny Fauci, the Chinese ass licker, predicted that we would be in trouble this fall. Yesterday incoherent and senile Joe Biden was asking for money for the next pandemic. Why now? Elections in November.…

Politics

Like Slavery, Apartheid and Racism, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and i

Title couldn’t say it all. Like Slavery, Apartheid and Racism, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can be overcome and eradicated by the actions of human beings. ~ Nelson Mandela ~ Born 18 July 1918 Mvezo, Cape Province, Union of…

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RIP Tony Siragusa 1967-2022

https://nypost.com/2022/06/22/tony-siragusas-approach-to-life-left-mark-on-everyone-he-met/ Not the most famous football player of all time but one of the most lovable and it deserves a thread. He's like if the guy down the block made it to the NFL. The rock of that 2001 ravens defense.…

Politics

OT: Defund the police

"13-Year-Old Arrested After Shooting At Police, Wanted To ‘Murder A Police Officer’: Authorities" A 13-year-old boy arrested along with his 14-year-old Arizona compatriot for shooting at police confessed he wanted to “murder a police officer,” according to authorities. The two Arizona juveniles…

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Strip Clubs that cater to the lost drunk people crowd

Always downtown, near the sports arena. The game let out a couple hours ago. A bunch of groups, a lotta young kids. Always some asian guy wandering around who has no absolutely idea where he is. Everybody is in and…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Tori Black Appearance

Anyone head out to the Tori Black live appearance here last weekend? If so, how was it/she? Couldn't get away to get to this one, but it seems like these feature appearances, which used to be a staple of…