I don't like to slow down or pull out so when I'm close and I need to distract myself here are things I've filled my brain with to delay the money shot.
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UFOs. I like UFO stories so I will sometimes think about colorful orbs flying in unpredictable and nonlinear patterns.
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Baseball. I think about myself as a slugger slowly taking three balls and two strokes while swinging then hitting a grandslam.
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Twirling pizza dough and tossing in the air focusing on the perfect process.
It works for me.


reminding myself not to let her near my wallet.