One night, unlimited cash, which club you going to?

Spearmint Rhino, City of Industry, California,

Because it has the best looking girls, even some dimes in occasion, and the menu is very good (ITC), and sometimes take out OTC is possible.

And more reason, it is a sone throw to the Happiest Place on Earth just in case…

The Happiest Place on Earth (according to Krusty) TJ tuscl.net

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico

I'm going to invest my unlimited funds and with my unlimited dividends I'm going to skip a club and hook up with supermodels

@Jimmybigtits ok fair enough answer. Haha. How about if the question more strictly constrains you to visiting a club with not OTC action? The whole point of my question is to help identify locations I should visit, a strip club bucket list I guess.

I know lol. Well with no OTC options I'm not much help. But guys on here are in cities with much hotter women who do extras so you should get good answers. I'm curious myself

Check that. In my experience, the hottest strippers who would almost all fuck you ITC were in Montreal. Years ago tho

Good to know, thanks. I see you're listing Western PA. Anything good in Pittsburgh area?

Only the Steelers in the 70s

Pittsburgh is a great city just not for sex

Unlimited? Ok I'll play. Booby trap in pompano. Banging hot latinas until my dick falls off

I would hit multiple clubs in Toronto and if that didn’t pan out I’d hit one of many massage parlors nearby.

Pompano Beach, Florida! I've never been and it's been suggested (here) that it should hit all my needs for a day away or a weekend.

Depends on your goals. And why play games with the question? You'll get better information by asking real questions.

You can regularly find some girls that are 9.5+ at Tootsies or E11ven in Miami. You can regularly find 9.0's at BT or Cheetah in Pompano. With only time as a limiting factor, the choice is obviously Tootsies & E11ven. In reality, for most people spending 10k on one those 9.5's for a few hours ITC doesn't make a lot of sense when you could spend that 10k for an entire weekend of ITC quality time with a variety of the 9's. There's other ways you could look at it too, are you looking for a party with a popular DJ, extravagant bottle service, and Vegas style shows? Or are you looking for a more intimate private room with background music and girls hanging out or dancing for/on you? Keeping in the same clubs the former would lead you to E11ven while the latter would lead you to Cheetah. I haven't even brought up the variety of levels of interaction, aka mileage or extras, yet. And we're just talking choosing among clubs in basically one destination. I also suspect you're definition of the country might be both flexible and limited, you probably aren't including Hawaii and Guam and shit but you maybe you'd consider at least the areas of Canada or Mexico that are near the US?

If you want to know what areas have clubs you might want to visit, ask that. Tell us a bit about what you like in a club too. If you're literally just looking to fantasize about having all the money in the world, go on ahead and ignore my response.

Given your constraints I'd probably say Flight Club outside Detroit. Gorgeous women, seemingly all DTF, but many with major GPS. Your "unlimited cash" would alleviate that problem. CJK's suggestion on SRCOI would be a second choice.

I mean the prompt is for “unlimited cash and one night only”…so sounds like the source of funding is external. I figured these responses would be like Sapphire Manhattan, Spearmint Rhino Vegas, 4play LA, e11even Miami, etc Can’t even use the whole “mileage” thing as a reason because there’s plenty of mileage available at most clubs, even “prestige” ones.” Heck, go ahead and venture out to Denver and Minneapolis and San Francisco and Atlanta (like Cheetah or something, not Vivide) and Chicago and New Orleans. Idk why the likes of Detroit or COI are mentioned (unless it’s just simply clubs you’re familiar and comfortable in already and you already know what dancers you want to be a one day/night windfall for like a courteous gentlemen 😋)

Or heck, choose your club destination somewhere random like Montana or Alaska because hey, free vacation and why not enjoy the scenery somewhere random?

Are you giving me your credit card ? If so, I'm going to Eleven in Miami.

I agree with Nicespice, unlimited money puts a ton more clubs on the table. There are clubs on TUSCL we’re not crazy about because the ROI fucking sucks but with a blank check could actually be real fun.

The question is almost mind blowing since my resources would be unlimited. What percentage of dancers in America would fuck you for $25,000?

Hell for 100K I bet half the straight guys on here would give you at least a handy

Some place with cute slutty girl next door types. I'd get my thrills on the floor and entice them with my unlimited bankroll to do extras without the cover of the VIP room. Pay off the bouncers too if needed. It's pretty thrilling to see a cute girl break her boundaries with the promise of extra cash.

If you're paying, I bet I can get the best girl in any club you point me to, hell, if there ain't any gals there that meet my criteria, I can get one down there easy as pie.

Booby trap on the river in Miami. It gas the best vibes I've seen post pandemic...although we're still jn a pandemic.

^ Lmao. Fucking bottom tier club. You ain't never been bitch.

Yes, I mentioned CoI and Detroit because it's clubs that I know that have attractive women. I was treating "unlimited" as not needing to blink at GPS level tip requests rather than "I can offer a girl $25k". It all depends on how you define the scenario or fantasy. If Elon Musk suddenly an open credit line on his billions I probably could do better than going to a strip club.

With unlimited budget, so many better options than any strip club. Go somewhere in Germany or Thailand. Hire dozens and dozens of escorts to fly to you, pick out the ones you find most attractive in person.

A Pussy Pilgrimage heaving?

I've never really thought like that, what might I do if I had unlimited money, or more money. I think it is a trap.

I think of what I am going to do, and getting money will usually be a part of this, but it is not ever the gating item.

SJG

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The premise here is that you're limited to one club "in the country," which a lot of us have rejected. I'm having trouble imagining why one would spend unlimited funds on a person he intends never to see again. I once had an offer of a year's unlimited exclusive OTC if I paid off a $14,000 debt. Admittedly, this was back in the days when $14,000 was a lot of money, but still, "unlimited" should get you a pretty interesting deal. One of the few things I've learned is that money can definitely buy happiness, but not if you spend it on yourself.

From978 is making a hell of lot of sense.

SJG

Vanilla Fudge - Keep Me Hanging On - Chicago School of Rock Show Team youtube.com

^ FKK's sound pretty good!

SJG

Thailand, I'd be afraid of someone that wasn't born a woman, or catching HIV.

You can tell a pussy from an ass... the hiv thing. It's tough coz most girls don't seem to care about stds.

^Ah so that's why you don't' care about STDs. Thanks for clearing it up.