Good Times At Opening

Anyway I stopped by Pandoras at opening after my little spin with Minni at Sugars just because. I’d almost had a thing with Madison last time I went so I was on the lookout for her. Her tantalizing fat milf ass I’d enjoyed seeing working the pole the last few times I’ve went had her bookmarked for a future LDA workout. By a stroke of luck, she happened to be the first stripper on stage for the day, so arranging a LDA session wasn’t exactly difficult.

Coming in I’m greeted by the milf manager, Kora. I’ve mentioned before that this woman used to be the manager at Sinrock. Hopefully the institutional culture of idyllic nun shrine Sinrock hasn’t rubbed off on Pandoras. As has been noted by many Seattle veterans (see me review of Sinrock), Sinrock takes the cake for choir girl code of conduct, mostly because it’s close to the airport and serves as the out- of-towner deer in the headlights to scam strip club pipeline. Kora isn’t bad to look at, and the red mini dress she was sporting that just barely covered her ass definitely didn’t hurt the aesthetics. Anyway, I paid the ten cover and five for the sugar water so I’m allowed to perv on the manager if they happen to be a decent looking milf.

I took a seat on a couch. I’ve never been a rack guy, unless it happens to be a Portland dive, or pretty much any place in Chicago. The bar girl comes out with my sugar carbonated poison. Fuck Washington’s strip club alcohol ban. Bar girl is decent eye candy. She’s sporting an oversized shirt and panties. The shirt comes half way down the panties. The barely covered booty out is a nice touch. Club is dead but the bar girl promises girls will be stripping soon. I sit back. By chance Madison happens to be the first stripper on stage, the woman I’d come to see. From what I recall from the other couple of times I’ve been at Pandoras at opening, Madison has always been the opening act, so maybe that’s just her thing. It might not be chance at all.

Madison is a stripper of the old school. She’s been stripping on the Seattle scene for twenty years, bouncing around from club to club. With that stripping cred comes commitment to service. With her, it’s simple: she gets on stage, takes her clothes off for the pleasure of the patrons, you negotiate a LDA price and menu, you go back, she takes her clothes off again, and you get a naked woman on your lap for your pleasure. Easy and simple.

She’s sporting a thong just barely covering her ass that quickly falls to the stage as the song starts. Her top goods are fake but you can barely tell. Take it from someone who was fondling her tits less than 48 hours ago. Her fat luscious milf ass makes for the perfect package. This is a woman who’ll make being naked on your lap feel like an exceptional experience, even for a jaded strip club monger like me.