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Have you intentionally fucked the ugliest stripper in the club?

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JimmybigtitsWestern PA

Me? Once. I was so angry at my ATF for some reason years ago and when she asked for a VIP I told her no and immediately pulled over to me the ugliest dancer in the bar. A solid 3 on a good day. I tore that ass up and took out my frustrations and tipped her very very well. Nice nice woman tho. These girls all talk so word got out. ATF came back to me.

I have no idea why I did it

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BitCoinHodler

Intentionally? No. Unintentionally? Yes. I tripped and my pants fell down.

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misterorange

Hey at least you have a reasonable excuse / purpose. I once fucked the oldest and ugliest stripper in the place, just to see for myself whether or not I'd do it.

And let me tell you, she was not a 3. She might have been a 2, since I consider a 1 to be something I haven't even imagined yet.

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psycho_trick

nope. my scale is 0/7/8/9 and nothing below 7 gets me hard.

(no such thing as a 10. they all have carpy tunnel and dragon's breath in the morning.)

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Jimmybigtits

Misterorange I have mad respect for your bravery...even if I threw up a little in my mouth lol

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MaxMaxima

What happened, did she slip, fall, and land on your dick?

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Warrior15

Uuuuuhhhhhh ................ NO. If the girl is too ugly, then Junior does not want to come out. So it ain't happening if she is too ugly.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Those of you who did know you really did it coz she was a cheap hoe snd you were trying to save money 😂😂😭

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skibum609

^Better than you sexually assaulting her in the alley after she left the club you sick, violent, son of a bitch.

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Jimmybigtits

So then quality of lay can sometimes trump number of teeth?

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rickthelion

Bigtits, do you punch yourself in the face when somebody pisses you off? If not, why not? After all, this is the sexual equivalent of punching yourself in the face because your ATF pissed you off.

Somebody pisses you off you should go have fun doing whatever. Live your best life. Or go all wildebeest on their ass. But that counts as livin’ my best life because I’m a frickin’ lion. ROAR!!!

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rockie

No! I like myself too much to take on a wilder beast under any circumstances. Now it would be fair to question my choices for entertainment on occasion.

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