Have you intentionally fucked the ugliest stripper in the club?

Intentionally? No. Unintentionally? Yes. I tripped and my pants fell down.

Hey at least you have a reasonable excuse / purpose. I once fucked the oldest and ugliest stripper in the place, just to see for myself whether or not I'd do it.

And let me tell you, she was not a 3. She might have been a 2, since I consider a 1 to be something I haven't even imagined yet.

nope. my scale is 0/7/8/9 and nothing below 7 gets me hard.
(no such thing as a 10. they all have carpy tunnel and dragon's breath in the morning.)

Misterorange I have mad respect for your bravery...even if I threw up a little in my mouth lol

No.

What happened, did she slip, fall, and land on your dick?

Uuuuuhhhhhh ................ NO. If the girl is too ugly, then Junior does not want to come out. So it ain't happening if she is too ugly.

Those of you who did know you really did it coz she was a cheap hoe snd you were trying to save money 😂😂😭

^Better than you sexually assaulting her in the alley after she left the club you sick, violent, son of a bitch.

So then quality of lay can sometimes trump number of teeth?

Bigtits, do you punch yourself in the face when somebody pisses you off? If not, why not? After all, this is the sexual equivalent of punching yourself in the face because your ATF pissed you off.

Somebody pisses you off you should go have fun doing whatever. Live your best life. Or go all wildebeest on their ass. But that counts as livin’ my best life because I’m a frickin’ lion. ROAR!!!

No! I like myself too much to take on a wilder beast under any circumstances. Now it would be fair to question my choices for entertainment on occasion.