This place is so out of...

This place is so out of the realm of establishments I usually frequent. I've been a few times in fact the first time I went to this club ended in a rather unexpected yet enjoyable ending. This visit is no exception with. Got there around noon and was the only custy in the bar. There were 3 dancers 2 AA and one white none of which were my cup of tea. I ordered a bud light which was $3 I think. I tip the bartender and she left the ones sitting on the bar for the duration of my visit which was close to an hour. I thought that maybe she didn't want my tip so I contemplated taking them back lol so not much going on in this place until one of the AA girls came and struck up a convo. Her name escapes me. She was about 5'5 in heels, not real thick, no real prize assets if you will. So I didn't expect to be entertaining her with a lengthy conversation since she wasn't my type. Then she ordered two shots of patron and didn't even ask for me to pay for them. This is where we turn the corner folks. She takes the shot and then asks to give me a dance. What they hey right. I mean is just basically her and I in there anyways. So she proceeds to dance which was mediocre at best however her constant stick shifting led me to believe that she would be a great VIP/2 for 1 candidate. She gets done with the $10 dance at the bar, notices how excited I was and asks if I want to do the 2 for 1. Her question was, and I quote: "Do you want to do the 2 for 1? I must warn you I get freaky in those booths." In my mind I'm like check please lol so needless to say we went to the booths for a 2 for one which is two dances for $25 and this young lady did not disappoint. Nice HJ to go. Could have gotten more but that was enough for me. Ended up giving her $50 for her generosity. Gentlemen we aren't talking about a luxury establishment where beautiful women roam and bottles are popped on an hourly basis. That is not porthole. We are, however talking about a customer focused and results driven establishment. If you're looking to get a beer or two and get off without breaking your wallet try the porthole.