What do most of the tuscl members do for a living? Obviously strippers need not to respond, we already know what you do for a living. I'm guessing most tusclers are sandwich artists at subway or proctologists! Lol
As for me when I'm not living in my moms basement playing WOW I occasionally do to my day job which is in sales.
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C'mon, what do you sell?
I am in the same profession that dancers are. I am in sales and they are in sales. I light people's fires. They light people's fires. So as you see we are in the same business. (Fireplace Sales 5 states)
I have a Bachelors degree in janitorial sciences
I sell pocket pussies.
Actually booze - no joke!
I'm in the bullshit business. As a kid, I had a knack for bullshittin'. It's a talent I was born with but just like Jordan, I didn't rest on talent alone. No, yours truly honed his skills to a Hatori Hanzo edge. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.
im a pimp. i go the strip clubs looking for new hos.
I'm in sales too
Vegetables and produce. Mostly cucumbers.
Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better.
I'm retired but the only job I ever loved was a blow job. :)
Pussy inspector?
I tell the strippers when they ask me that same question that I sell drugs. It keeps them from asking anymore questions about me. I've said I was a contract killer before, too.
As little as possible.
I butcher donkeys and sell pieces of ass
"Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better."
Okay, Slick...now I know you're a very funny guy. But as Kenny Rogers says "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em". Know when to walk away" :)
I teach women how to fard.
I'm into human trafficking.
I had out towels in the john of a strip club.
I just walk the Earth and get in adventures and shit, like Cain from Kung Fu.
Lol Pulp Fiction reference
Great stuff ime
I love Tarantino
SC critic...
@IME-Haha.
I annoy people with loud music.
I Have a Ph.D in Kegel Science with a specialization in Queefology from CumIWannaLayYa U. Still trying to get grant money to continue my research in nudie bars . . ..
@DD-Hahahahaha.
I steal.
I'm a test pilot for FleshLight.
I'm a divorce lawyer, or actually I will be when I graduate from school. Right now I am a P4P service provider.
I’m a house mom at LaBare
I’m a standup philosopher (for those of us that are a little older)
FBI female body inspector Are you here for yours? That quiets their curiosity
Bathroom Troll best way to beat the cover charge.
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