What do you do for a living?

C'mon, what do you sell?

I am in the same profession that dancers are. I am in sales and they are in sales. I light people's fires. They light people's fires. So as you see we are in the same business. (Fireplace Sales 5 states)

I have a Bachelors degree in janitorial sciences

I sell pocket pussies.

Actually booze - no joke!

I'm in the bullshit business. As a kid, I had a knack for bullshittin'. It's a talent I was born with but just like Jordan, I didn't rest on talent alone. No, yours truly honed his skills to a Hatori Hanzo edge. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.

im a pimp. i go the strip clubs looking for new hos.

I'm in sales too

Vegetables and produce. Mostly cucumbers.

Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better.

I'm retired but the only job I ever loved was a blow job. :)

Pussy inspector?

I tell the strippers when they ask me that same question that I sell drugs. It keeps them from asking anymore questions about me. I've said I was a contract killer before, too.

As little as possible.

I butcher donkeys and sell pieces of ass

"Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better."

Okay, Slick...now I know you're a very funny guy. But as Kenny Rogers says "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em". Know when to walk away" :)

I teach women how to fard.

I'm into human trafficking.

I had out towels in the john of a strip club.

I just walk the Earth and get in adventures and shit, like Cain from Kung Fu.

Lol Pulp Fiction reference

Great stuff ime

I love Tarantino

SC critic...

@IME-Haha.

I annoy people with loud music.

I Have a Ph.D in Kegel Science with a specialization in Queefology from CumIWannaLayYa U. Still trying to get grant money to continue my research in nudie bars . . ..

@DD-Hahahahaha.

I steal.

I'm a test pilot for FleshLight.

I'm a divorce lawyer, or actually I will be when I graduate from school. Right now I am a P4P service provider.

I’m a house mom at LaBare

I’m a standup philosopher (for those of us that are a little older)

FBI female body inspector Are you here for yours? That quiets their curiosity

Bathroom Troll best way to beat the cover charge.