What do you do for a living?

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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
What do most of the tuscl members do for a living? Obviously strippers need not to respond, we already know what you do for a living. I'm guessing most tusclers are sandwich artists at subway or proctologists! Lol

As for me when I'm not living in my moms basement playing WOW I occasionally do to my day job which is in sales.

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mikeya02
10 years ago
C'mon, what do you sell?
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jestrite50
10 years ago
I am in the same profession that dancers are. I am in sales and they are in sales.
I light people's fires. They light people's fires. So as you see we are in the same business. (Fireplace Sales 5 states)
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I have a Bachelors degree in janitorial sciences
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shailynn
10 years ago
I sell pocket pussies.

Actually booze - no joke!
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
I'm in the bullshit business. As a kid, I had a knack for bullshittin'. It's a talent I was born with but just like Jordan, I didn't rest on talent alone. No, yours truly honed his skills to a Hatori Hanzo edge. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.
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chessmaster
10 years ago
im a pimp. i go the strip clubs looking for new hos.
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motorhead
10 years ago
I'm in sales too


Vegetables and produce. Mostly cucumbers.
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I'm retired but the only job I ever loved was a blow job. :)
avatar for Clackport
Clackport
10 years ago
Pussy inspector?
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Mate27
10 years ago
I tell the strippers when they ask me that same question that I sell drugs. It keeps them from asking anymore questions about me. I've said I was a contract killer before, too.
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sclvr5005
10 years ago
As little as possible.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
I butcher donkeys and sell pieces of ass
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jerikson40
10 years ago
"Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better."

Okay, Slick...now I know you're a very funny guy. But as Kenny Rogers says "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em". Know when to walk away" :)
avatar for Clubber
Clubber
10 years ago
I teach women how to fard.
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Dougster
10 years ago
I'm into human trafficking.
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grand1511
10 years ago
I had out towels in the john of a strip club.
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ime
10 years ago
I just walk the Earth and get in adventures and shit, like Cain from Kung Fu.
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GoVikings
10 years ago
Lol Pulp Fiction reference

Great stuff ime

I love Tarantino
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Pole_Doc
10 years ago
SC critic...
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
@IME-Haha.
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rockstar666
10 years ago
I annoy people with loud music.
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DoctorDarby
10 years ago
I Have a Ph.D in Kegel Science with a specialization in Queefology from CumIWannaLayYa U. Still trying to get grant money to continue my research in nudie bars . . ..
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
@DD-Hahahahaha.
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bvino
10 years ago
I steal.
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Prim0
10 years ago
I'm a test pilot for FleshLight.
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san_jose_guy
10 years ago
I'm a divorce lawyer, or actually I will be when I graduate from school. Right now I am a P4P service provider.
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I’m a house mom at LaBare
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I’m a standup philosopher (for those of us that are a little older)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoZ3bu23…
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oriole1
10 years ago
FBI female body inspector Are you here for yours? That quiets their curiosity
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Tiredtraveler
10 years ago
Bathroom Troll best way to beat the cover charge.
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