What do you do for a living?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
What do most of the tuscl members do for a living? Obviously strippers need not to respond, we already know what you do for a living. I'm guessing most tusclers are sandwich artists at subway or proctologists! Lol

As for me when I'm not living in my moms basement playing WOW I occasionally do to my day job which is in sales.

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mikeya02
10 years ago
C'mon, what do you sell?
jestrite50
10 years ago
I am in the same profession that dancers are. I am in sales and they are in sales.
I light people's fires. They light people's fires. So as you see we are in the same business. (Fireplace Sales 5 states)
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I have a Bachelors degree in janitorial sciences
shailynn
10 years ago
I sell pocket pussies.

Actually booze - no joke!
SlickSpic
10 years ago
I'm in the bullshit business. As a kid, I had a knack for bullshittin'. It's a talent I was born with but just like Jordan, I didn't rest on talent alone. No, yours truly honed his skills to a Hatori Hanzo edge. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.
chessmaster
10 years ago
im a pimp. i go the strip clubs looking for new hos.
motorhead
10 years ago
I'm in sales too


Vegetables and produce. Mostly cucumbers.
SlickSpic
10 years ago
Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better.
shadowcat
10 years ago
I'm retired but the only job I ever loved was a blow job. :)
Clackport
10 years ago
Pussy inspector?
Mate27
10 years ago
I tell the strippers when they ask me that same question that I sell drugs. It keeps them from asking anymore questions about me. I've said I was a contract killer before, too.
sclvr5005
10 years ago
As little as possible.
crazyjoe
10 years ago
I butcher donkeys and sell pieces of ass
jerikson40
10 years ago
"Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better."

Okay, Slick...now I know you're a very funny guy. But as Kenny Rogers says "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em". Know when to walk away" :)
Clubber
10 years ago
I teach women how to fard.
Dougster
10 years ago
I'm into human trafficking.
grand1511
10 years ago
I had out towels in the john of a strip club.
ime
10 years ago
I just walk the Earth and get in adventures and shit, like Cain from Kung Fu.
GoVikings
10 years ago
Lol Pulp Fiction reference

Great stuff ime

I love Tarantino
Pole_Doc
10 years ago
SC critic...
SlickSpic
10 years ago
@IME-Haha.
rockstar666
10 years ago
I annoy people with loud music.
DoctorDarby
10 years ago
I Have a Ph.D in Kegel Science with a specialization in Queefology from CumIWannaLayYa U. Still trying to get grant money to continue my research in nudie bars . . ..
SlickSpic
10 years ago
@DD-Hahahahaha.
bvino
10 years ago
I steal.
Prim0
10 years ago
I'm a test pilot for FleshLight.
san_jose_guy
10 years ago
I'm a divorce lawyer, or actually I will be when I graduate from school. Right now I am a P4P service provider.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I’m a house mom at LaBare
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I’m a standup philosopher (for those of us that are a little older)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoZ3bu23…
oriole1
10 years ago
FBI female body inspector Are you here for yours? That quiets their curiosity
Tiredtraveler
10 years ago
Bathroom Troll best way to beat the cover charge.
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