What do you do for a living?

31 comments

• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  C'mon, what do you sell?
• jestrite50

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  10 years ago

  I am in the same profession that dancers are. I am in sales and they are in sales.
  I light people's fires. They light people's fires. So as you see we are in the same business. (Fireplace Sales 5 states)
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  I have a Bachelors degree in janitorial sciences
  
• shailynn

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  10 years ago

  I sell pocket pussies.
  
  Actually booze - no joke!
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  I'm in the bullshit business. As a kid, I had a knack for bullshittin'. It's a talent I was born with but just like Jordan, I didn't rest on talent alone. No, yours truly honed his skills to a Hatori Hanzo edge. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.
• chessmaster

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  10 years ago

  im a pimp. i go the strip clubs looking for new hos.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  I'm in sales too
  
  
  Vegetables and produce. Mostly cucumbers.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I'm retired but the only job I ever loved was a blow job. :)
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  Pussy inspector?
• Mate27

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  10 years ago

  I tell the strippers when they ask me that same question that I sell drugs. It keeps them from asking anymore questions about me. I've said I was a contract killer before, too.
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  As little as possible.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I butcher donkeys and sell pieces of ass
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  "Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better."
  
  Okay, Slick...now I know you're a very funny guy. But as Kenny Rogers says "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em". Know when to walk away" :)
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  I teach women how to fard.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  I'm into human trafficking.
• grand1511

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  10 years ago

  I had out towels in the john of a strip club.
• ime

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  10 years ago

  I just walk the Earth and get in adventures and shit, like Cain from Kung Fu.
• GoVikings

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  10 years ago

  Lol Pulp Fiction reference
  
  Great stuff ime
  
  I love Tarantino
• Pole_Doc

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  10 years ago

  SC critic...
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @IME-Haha.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  I annoy people with loud music.
• DoctorDarby

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  10 years ago

  I Have a Ph.D in Kegel Science with a specialization in Queefology from CumIWannaLayYa U. Still trying to get grant money to continue my research in nudie bars . . ..
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @DD-Hahahahaha.
• bvino

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  10 years ago

  I steal.
• Prim0

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  10 years ago

  I'm a test pilot for FleshLight.
• san_jose_guy

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  10 years ago

  I'm a divorce lawyer, or actually I will be when I graduate from school. Right now I am a P4P service provider.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  I’m a house mom at LaBare
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  I’m a standup philosopher (for those of us that are a little older)
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoZ3bu23…
  
• oriole1

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  10 years ago

  FBI female body inspector Are you here for yours? That quiets their curiosity
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  Bathroom Troll best way to beat the cover charge.