Glory holes...oh myyyy!

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zipman68
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A guy friend of mine was in town recently and we hung out to play some pool and have a few beers. He told me a story about a meet-up involving a bunch of bears. He apparently heard about it from a trans-bartender at some place he stopped in at. Said trans dude (or dudette...not sure how she or he self identified) said they were going to have some sort of mobile glory hole. And the trans bartender said he would be inside.

My bud said he did not attend said "Country Bear Jamboree" with the temporary glory hole, but it got me thinking...

If there was a strip club with a glory hole that you knew to be "womaned" by one of the strippers (don't know which one though) would you use it?

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zipman68
10 years ago
Oops...should be "gay friend"

Though "guy" is also technically correct.

I'll start by saying that if I went into a club and the manager said "oh yeah, there is a glory hole that leads to the dressing room. There is a slot to insert a tip next to it" my reaction would be WEEE-YAWWW!!!

Or, as Jed Clampett would say, "wellllll doggies!"
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mikeya02
10 years ago
I would say..."show me the woman!"
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Clubber
10 years ago
Doubtful, unless I had been at a Beer Jamboree for some time. :)
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.juicebox69
10 years ago
lol
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samsung1
10 years ago
Toledo Ohio is big in the glory hole scene.
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jerikson40
10 years ago
I must be a complete idiot. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm guessing "bears" aren't football fans in Chicago huh? Nevermind, I probably don't want to know.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
^^^are you serious?
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Clubber
10 years ago
ss1,

First time I heard of them was in Dayton. Likely in the 70's. I was told, beware, as it was usually a guy you didn't see. That would keep me away forever without any other reason.
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zipman68
10 years ago
@clubber, samsung1 -- I would NOT use an actual glory hole. Chance that it is a dude on the other side is like 99.99%. I'm cool with gay folks, but I don't want my dick sucked by a dude.

This was more in the spirit of ilbbaicnl's goofy hypotheticals. I presume most men on here are straight (though we may have some bi amongst us). So I suspect most of us don't use glory holes. So the real issue is "would you dig sticking your dick in a gloryhole if it was very likely, like 100%, that the person on the other side was a chick?" Or is the visual aspect of watching a chick suck your dick important.

And jerikson40 dude...you don't know what bear means? Really? That's a term that has left gay culture and permeated pop culture. Think about a burly, hirsute, classically masculine dude. Like a big ol' bear, doncha know.
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Prim0
10 years ago
I don't think I'd have the balls to do it. :)
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san_jose_guy
10 years ago
Can you see the girl? I mean, is the partition Plexiglas, or are you not able to see her. I think that would be the deciding factor for me.

I remember a porno movie. They had rented the facility for a gay sex club.

So in the porno movie this girl would be squatting down in high heels and makeup. She was lovely. She was in a Plexiglas box which glory holes on all 4 sides. She was going from one cock to another.

But I would get off on just having her on the other side of the partition for me. But it would need to be Plexiglas on the top and the side so that I could see her. That would make the difference.

SJG
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chessmaster
10 years ago
if i knew 100% sure it was a girl i might put my dick in a glory hole.
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jerikson40
10 years ago
I'm not sure I understand the point of a glory hole, other than anonymity.

Chicks are hot, and I love looking at them. And watching them suck my dick is something absolutely wonderful.

But with a glory hole you can't see, you can't feel, you can't smell, and so on. So what's the benefit?

Now, of there was a guy on the other side sucking my dick, and I found out, in all likelihood I (and probably many other straight males) would slit my wrists. Same as if I found out later I had been sticking my dick into a goat's butt. Ain't gonna happen. Mental trauma for the rest of my life, and that shit I don't need.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

No, not at all.
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zipman68
10 years ago
@SJG -- that's the spirit. I'm going to put you down for:

Standard glory hole -- no
"Peep show" with glory hole -- yes

@chessmaster -- a definitive yes (you're a coo-el pervo dude).

@jerikson40 -- check, I'll put you down as no.

Now, all o' you pervos should remember that the set up here is that you're convinced that it is a chick on the other side. We now have two variants -- a plexiglass partition and a mystery hole into the dressing room, where a chick that takes a fancy to a dick that appears through the wall can suck away.

I'm with chessmaster dude.
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Prim0
10 years ago
Just to throw some more thoughts into the equation....would you ever go to bed with a woman if you were blindfolded from the outset...never got to look at her. (That might be too easy...you can always check to make sure she's not packing heat right away.)
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san_jose_guy
10 years ago
Yes, peep show glory hole would be great! Never seen that, never actually been to any peep show place.

The point of the glory hole, plexiglass, is that you have to let her do it. You have to surrender. You cannot touch her. Maybe she is doing other guys at the same time. Or maybe you just got to let go.

Not my main mode for sex acts, but still very interesting. Still though, being able to watch her closely, a girl in stripper shoes and that black stripper eyeliner. To me this would be the quintessential S.F. Crazy Horse type of dancer.

Need to see her, get off on watching her do it.

SJG
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san_jose_guy
10 years ago
Long long ago I used to always cut out from work and go to one of our adult book stores and sit in the arcade booths and put quarters into the machines and DIY.

I look at the layout of the San Francisco Crazy Horse and to me it seems like it is the new version of this. It is just not DIY anymore. But it looks so expensive. Do they do more in CH? Otherwise to me it sounds way to expensive. I don't know.

But also the glory hole box and the pretty girl seem to me like a similar thing. If you want to do it, you have to surrender to her. She might be doing other guys at the same time. Just surrender and get off on looking at her.

SJG
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sclvr5005
10 years ago
^^^probably the one behind the glory hole.
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zipman68
10 years ago
@Prim0 -- by "packing heat" do you mean "has a gun" or "has a dick"?

Since guns hasn't been brought up chick has a dick seemed more sensible. But not sure...
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zipman68
10 years ago
@jerikon dude -- slit my write 'cos a dude was on the other side of the glory hole. My TUSCL review would probably say "the place has a glory hole but don't use it unless your bi-curious (or flat out bi) 'cos I got sucked of by a dude". So warn my pervo bros. But not that traumatic in the scheme of things.

And if it was a goat's ass on the other side I figure I would notice the goat santorum.

Plus I'd hear "baaah!!!" From the other side. So I'd know "either a goat...or STEVIE NICKS!!!"
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san_jose_guy
10 years ago
I spoke of those video arcade booths decades back. Yes, one had to be concerned. Some of the booth to booth partitions did have "glory holes" in them. Yeah, mostly glory hole is a gay idea. Being approached and hit on by gay men in such adult stores or their parking lots scared the shit out of me. Very quickly I learned to be careful. If I bought a magazine, I did not sit in the car and look at it.

I did not go into an arcade booth if there were a glory hole which had not been patched over!

I spoke before about the porno movie with the girl in the Plexiglas box with glory holes. That is a hetero oriented movie taking ideas from gay culture. Sure, mostly it is a fantasy. Of course it is not my idea of ordinary sex. But it could be offered at say a swing club. The women there would love that. Or it could be at a private party, or at some kind of extreme strip club. I might go along with it. Or what I might also do is just stay back and watch, and then get the girl out of the box and tell her how much I liked watching her, and then ask her to come with me to a regular session room for a gentle but purposeful and thorough fucking.

SJG
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sclvr5005
10 years ago
^^^^clueless idiot.
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san_jose_guy
10 years ago
It is strange how sexual desire works sometimes. I think that in San Francisco you probably could get away with having girls in Plexiglas boxes who will do BJ on you, just so long as they are paid by the house on a per hour basis. Just from the history of lap dancing and the legal battles, I think you could probably get away with this.

I might go for that, especially if something about the girl just got to me the right way. It wouldn't be the BJ, it would be that specific girl.

More than the BJ through the hole, it is the girl who would be doing that herself, who would be the appeal to me. Meaning, my ultimate objective would be to have standard sex with her, and then to get her into a civilian relationship, and into making my breakfast.

Curious.

SJG
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