Odd gifts from strippers

What was the 'message' to you of this 'gift'?

cs,

One odd one from my ATF, an electric back massage/heating pad. Can be used on the car seat or at chair home. I used to use it quite a bit, but no longer.

sc,

A bit of dyslexia creeping in?

One stripper I bonked in Vancouver was such a piece of work that she gave me an overwhelming feeling of self-loathing, of self-disgust.

Mr. Wood had much to answer for after that unfortunate episode.

Gonorrhea.

joker44 - We were to share the bottle but it never happened.

I don't get odd gifts from strippers - I get even.

Lol Papi - the gift that keeps on giving!

SC, wondered if she thought it was a cure for retrograde ejaculation :-P

Motor... it is impossible to get even with odd people though

Weed

After a 6-month every other week fuckalooza, we broke it off because she thought I might leave my wife for her, and I had to be honest with her about that action not being in the cards. She understood, and appreciated my honesty about where we stood and gave me a CD of Natalie Merchant's "Kind and Generous" song because she was very grateful for the time we spent together.

Don't accept or give gifts to strippers. They are not your girlfriend. I know that some guys think they have met the exception, only to get cleaned out and used.

^ Yeah – perhaps it’s part of the long-con strategy

Change for a hundred and I didn't even have to ask!

My ATF has never given me a thing. Hmm....

Moto and CJ, y'all crack me up.

Ur supposed to give them the gifts. Like a copious load from the bbbj she indulged you with.

My fav gave me a 3some one night at no extra cost. It was a girl she wanted to be with.