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Odd gifts from strippers

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055438

Atlanta suburb

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

About 12 years ago my then ATF went with her mother, who was French/Filipina, to the Philippines for a month to settle the estate of an aunt. When they returned she presented me with a bottle of "Vino Viagro" that she had bought for me over there. It's still unopened.

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joker44

What was the 'message' to you of this 'gift'?

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Clubber

cs,

One odd one from my ATF, an electric back massage/heating pad. Can be used on the car seat or at chair home. I used to use it quite a bit, but no longer.

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Clubber

sc,

A bit of dyslexia creeping in?

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farmerart

One stripper I bonked in Vancouver was such a piece of work that she gave me an overwhelming feeling of self-loathing, of self-disgust.

Mr. Wood had much to answer for after that unfortunate episode.

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Papi_Chulo

Gonorrhea.

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shadowcat

joker44 - We were to share the bottle but it never happened.

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motorhead

I don't get odd gifts from strippers - I get even.

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sclvr5005

Lol Papi - the gift that keeps on giving!

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joker44

SC, wondered if she thought it was a cure for retrograde ejaculation :-P

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crazyjoe

Motor... it is impossible to get even with odd people though

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Mate27

Weed

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mmdv26

After a 6-month every other week fuckalooza, we broke it off because she thought I might leave my wife for her, and I had to be honest with her about that action not being in the cards. She understood, and appreciated my honesty about where we stood and gave me a CD of Natalie Merchant's "Kind and Generous" song because she was very grateful for the time we spent together.

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SuperDude

Don't accept or give gifts to strippers. They are not your girlfriend. I know that some guys think they have met the exception, only to get cleaned out and used.

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Papi_Chulo

^ Yeah – perhaps it’s part of the long-con strategy

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jester214

Change for a hundred and I didn't even have to ask!

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rockstar666

My ATF has never given me a thing. Hmm....

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SlickSpic

Moto and CJ, y'all crack me up.

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oriole1

Ur supposed to give them the gifts. Like a copious load from the bbbj she indulged you with.

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toysales

My fav gave me a 3some one night at no extra cost. It was a girl she wanted to be with.

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