Odd gifts from strippers

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
About 12 years ago my then ATF went with her mother, who was French/Filipina, to the Philippines for a month to settle the estate of an aunt. When they returned she presented me with a bottle of "Vino Viagro" that she had bought for me over there. It's still unopened.

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joker44
10 years ago

What was the 'message' to you of this 'gift'?
Clubber
10 years ago
cs,

One odd one from my ATF, an electric back massage/heating pad. Can be used on the car seat or at chair home. I used to use it quite a bit, but no longer.
Clubber
10 years ago
sc,

A bit of dyslexia creeping in?
farmerart
10 years ago
One stripper I bonked in Vancouver was such a piece of work that she gave me an overwhelming feeling of self-loathing, of self-disgust.

Mr. Wood had much to answer for after that unfortunate episode.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
Gonorrhea.
shadowcat
10 years ago
joker44 - We were to share the bottle but it never happened.
motorhead
10 years ago
I don't get odd gifts from strippers - I get even.
sclvr5005
10 years ago
Lol Papi - the gift that keeps on giving!
joker44
10 years ago

SC, wondered if she thought it was a cure for retrograde ejaculation :-P
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Motor... it is impossible to get even with odd people though
Mate27
10 years ago
Weed
mmdv26
10 years ago
After a 6-month every other week fuckalooza, we broke it off because she thought I might leave my wife for her, and I had to be honest with her about that action not being in the cards. She understood, and appreciated my honesty about where we stood and gave me a CD of Natalie Merchant's "Kind and Generous" song because she was very grateful for the time we spent together.
SuperDude
10 years ago
Don't accept or give gifts to strippers. They are not your girlfriend. I know that some guys think they have met the exception, only to get cleaned out and used.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
^ Yeah – perhaps it’s part of the long-con strategy
jester214
10 years ago
Change for a hundred and I didn't even have to ask!
rockstar666
10 years ago
My ATF has never given me a thing. Hmm....
SlickSpic
10 years ago
Moto and CJ, y'all crack me up.
oriole1
10 years ago
Ur supposed to give them the gifts. Like a copious load from the bbbj she indulged you with.
toysales
10 years ago
My fav gave me a 3some one night at no extra cost. It was a girl she wanted to be with.
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