Odd gifts from strippers

19 comments

• joker44

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  10 years ago

  What was the 'message' to you of this 'gift'?
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  cs, One odd one from my ATF, an electric back massage/heating pad. Can be used on the car seat or at chair home. I used to use it quite a bit, but no longer.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  sc, A bit of dyslexia creeping in?
• farmerart

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  10 years ago

  One stripper I bonked in Vancouver was such a piece of work that she gave me an overwhelming feeling of self-loathing, of self-disgust. Mr. Wood had much to answer for after that unfortunate episode.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Gonorrhea.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  joker44 - We were to share the bottle but it never happened.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  I don't get odd gifts from strippers - I get even.
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  Lol Papi - the gift that keeps on giving!
• joker44

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  10 years ago

  SC, wondered if she thought it was a cure for retrograde ejaculation :-P
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Motor... it is impossible to get even with odd people though
• Mate27

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  10 years ago

  Weed
• mmdv26

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  10 years ago

  After a 6-month every other week fuckalooza, we broke it off because she thought I might leave my wife for her, and I had to be honest with her about that action not being in the cards. She understood, and appreciated my honesty about where we stood and gave me a CD of Natalie Merchant's "Kind and Generous" song because she was very grateful for the time we spent together.
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  Don't accept or give gifts to strippers. They are not your girlfriend. I know that some guys think they have met the exception, only to get cleaned out and used.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  ^ Yeah – perhaps it’s part of the long-con strategy
• jester214

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  10 years ago

  Change for a hundred and I didn't even have to ask!
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  My ATF has never given me a thing. Hmm....
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Moto and CJ, y'all crack me up.
• oriole1

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  10 years ago

  Ur supposed to give them the gifts. Like a copious load from the bbbj she indulged you with.
• toysales

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  10 years ago

  My fav gave me a 3some one night at no extra cost. It was a girl she wanted to be with.