About 12 years ago my then ATF went with her mother, who was French/Filipina, to the Philippines for a month to settle the estate of an aunt. When they returned she presented me with a bottle of "Vino Viagro" that she had bought for me over there. It's still unopened.
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Odd gifts from strippers
Aug 6, 2014, 12:52 PM
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What was the 'message' to you of this 'gift'?
cs,
One odd one from my ATF, an electric back massage/heating pad. Can be used on the car seat or at chair home. I used to use it quite a bit, but no longer.
sc,
A bit of dyslexia creeping in?
One stripper I bonked in Vancouver was such a piece of work that she gave me an overwhelming feeling of self-loathing, of self-disgust.
Mr. Wood had much to answer for after that unfortunate episode.
Gonorrhea.
joker44 - We were to share the bottle but it never happened.
I don't get odd gifts from strippers - I get even.
Lol Papi - the gift that keeps on giving!
SC, wondered if she thought it was a cure for retrograde ejaculation :-P
Motor... it is impossible to get even with odd people though
Weed
After a 6-month every other week fuckalooza, we broke it off because she thought I might leave my wife for her, and I had to be honest with her about that action not being in the cards. She understood, and appreciated my honesty about where we stood and gave me a CD of Natalie Merchant's "Kind and Generous" song because she was very grateful for the time we spent together.
Don't accept or give gifts to strippers. They are not your girlfriend. I know that some guys think they have met the exception, only to get cleaned out and used.
^ Yeah – perhaps it’s part of the long-con strategy
Change for a hundred and I didn't even have to ask!
My ATF has never given me a thing. Hmm....
Moto and CJ, y'all crack me up.
Ur supposed to give them the gifts. Like a copious load from the bbbj she indulged you with.
My fav gave me a 3some one night at no extra cost. It was a girl she wanted to be with.
