Bag Boy James

I kept seeing this big dude around Colorado this week. First time i saw him he was eating a bag of doughnuts. Next I saw the same guy walk out of a store with a green plus on the front of it carrying a bag. He went to a scooter and rolled that shit up and smoked it right there. Then he goes back in and walks out with a bag of brownies. He must have had the munchies because he ate that whole bag of brownies while sitting on his scooter. Next I see him at Shotgun Willy's with a bag of cucumbers.

Im not 100% sure, but I think it must have been the one and only Bag Boy James.

Next time give me a heads up. We will tear the shit out of Denver