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OT: Funny names

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crazyjoeColorado

What are some funny actual names of people you know?

Last name Butkiss

Dick Dangler

Marvin Mellon

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WetWilly

An older woman I once worked with was named B.J. I often wonder how many people asked her about the name.....

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SlickSpic

Dick Trickle

Sofia Vergara-Verga is Spanish for dick. La Gara is Spanish for The Rag.

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motorhead

Growcock

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DandyDan

In high school, I knew a kid named Scott Scott. Years after Marilyn Manson became famous, I met at my company picnic a real Marilyn Manson, the girlfriend of one of my coworkers. I don't know if that's truly funny, but it's weird I would know someone who had that name for real. I worked with a lady named Shannon Cannon as well. That's not to be confused with the stripper I knew of whom they talked about Shannon's Cannons.

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ATACdawg

Strangest one I ever ran into was my Accounting 501 professor who was of Lebanese extraction. His name was Joseph Joseph Joseph ..... wait for it ... Junior.

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shadowcat

I knew an air line pilot who's last name was Burnup. Another who's name was Thomas Thomas IV.

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gawker

How about Kathy Greathead?

I knew an undertaker named Mr. Bury.

Or a Minister named Rector Rector

When I was a teacher I had a small class which included David Broccoli, Claire Cabbage, and Richard Garden.

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gawker

Growing up I knew Kathy Outhouse who came from a large family of outhouses.

Another was Ophelia Legg who had 4 sisters. Her father once said to me that he had five daughters: all blossoms, no stems.

This one I never knew and can't verify the truth, but allegedly there's a Richard Hertz who lives in Holden, MA. Dick Hertz from Holden? Really?

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naturals74

Wife once had an OB/Gyn by the name of Harry Beaver (true).

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DandyDan

@Shadowcat,

I also knew a Thomas Thomas, although he preferred Tom, many years ago at my old delivery job.

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Otto22

@naturals! Lol. I knew a guy whose name was Harry Bush but I can't vouch for his wife. :)-

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steve3000

Dr. Bonebreak, a chiropractor.

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pensionking

Had a customer named Richard A. Hole (truth)

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shailynn

Know a guy named "dick driver"

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crazyjoe

I used to know a dentist named Dr. Clyde Dick

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Player11

Used to work w guy called john dickerman

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Tiredtraveler

How about Dildo Island Newfoundland Canada.

A real place.

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mikeya02

Some guy told me his name was Dick Cabeza, but I didn't believe him.

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ATACdawg

A friend of mine when I was in Jacksonville used the pseudonym "C.O. Jones" on waiting lists in restaurants.

"Balls" for those of you who don't speak Spanish.

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shadowcat

I don't know him but Goodluck Jonathan is president of Nigeria.

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