OT: Funny names

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crazyjoe
Colorado
What are some funny actual names of people you know?

Last name Butkiss
Dick Dangler
Marvin Mellon

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WetWilly
10 years ago
An older woman I once worked with was named B.J. I often wonder how many people asked her about the name.....
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
Dick Trickle

Sofia Vergara-Verga is Spanish for dick. La Gara is Spanish for The Rag.
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motorhead
10 years ago
Growcock
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DandyDan
10 years ago
In high school, I knew a kid named Scott Scott. Years after Marilyn Manson became famous, I met at my company picnic a real Marilyn Manson, the girlfriend of one of my coworkers. I don't know if that's truly funny, but it's weird I would know someone who had that name for real. I worked with a lady named Shannon Cannon as well. That's not to be confused with the stripper I knew of whom they talked about Shannon's Cannons.
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ATACdawg
10 years ago
Strangest one I ever ran into was my Accounting 501 professor who was of Lebanese extraction. His name was Joseph Joseph Joseph ..... wait for it ... Junior.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I knew an air line pilot who's last name was Burnup. Another who's name was Thomas Thomas IV.
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gawker
10 years ago
How about Kathy Greathead?
I knew an undertaker named Mr. Bury.
Or a Minister named Rector Rector
When I was a teacher I had a small class which included David Broccoli, Claire Cabbage, and Richard Garden.
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gawker
10 years ago
Growing up I knew Kathy Outhouse who came from a large family of outhouses.
Another was Ophelia Legg who had 4 sisters. Her father once said to me that he had five daughters: all blossoms, no stems.
This one I never knew and can't verify the truth, but allegedly there's a Richard Hertz who lives in Holden, MA. Dick Hertz from Holden? Really?
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naturals74
10 years ago
Wife once had an OB/Gyn by the name of Harry Beaver (true).
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DandyDan
10 years ago
@Shadowcat,
I also knew a Thomas Thomas, although he preferred Tom, many years ago at my old delivery job.
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SlickSpic
10 years ago
@Gawker-You crack me up.
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Otto22
10 years ago
@naturals! Lol. I knew a guy whose name was Harry Bush but I can't vouch for his wife. :)-
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steve3000
10 years ago
Dr. Bonebreak, a chiropractor.
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pensionking
10 years ago
Had a customer named Richard A. Hole (truth)
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shailynn
10 years ago
Know a guy named "dick driver"
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
I used to know a dentist named Dr. Clyde Dick
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Player11
10 years ago
Used to work w guy called john dickerman
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Tiredtraveler
10 years ago
How about Dildo Island Newfoundland Canada.
A real place.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Some guy told me his name was Dick Cabeza, but I didn't believe him.
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ATACdawg
10 years ago
A friend of mine when I was in Jacksonville used the pseudonym "C.O. Jones" on waiting lists in restaurants.

"Balls" for those of you who don't speak Spanish.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I don't know him but Goodluck Jonathan is president of Nigeria.

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