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Chemicaltoilet

North Carolina

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I came across this video today and the man makes some great points. Do you think all strippers should be considered the "Danger Zone"? Anyone ever come across any Unicorns?

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shadowcat

Here is a Unicorn:

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lotsoffun201

That was epic. A friend texted it to me!

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jerikson40

Absolutely fucking HILARIOUS !!! And true. The unicorn thing was incredible.

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Papi_Chulo

Very entertaining and somewhat informative - but I think I’ll stick w/Juice’s advice instead

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Club_Goer_Seattle

I liked the danger zone description of who to avoid (at about 2:00). Anyone named Tiffany. Hilarious!

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sharkhunter

The guy would label every dancer I've met as in the danger zone.

Reminds me of a song called something like highway to the danger zone. I remember hearing that a few times while driving to work before dawn for a summer job and my spedometer was broken and I wasn't at all concerned about any police catching me. My car spedometer couldn't go past 55 even if I was flying by everyone on the highway. The people at work made strippers seem like very rational people. I think they hired a bunch of crazy people.

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sharkhunter

funny video. :)

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Corvus

Very funny, very true.

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GoVikings

Very eerie...someone JUST sent me this video a day or two ago.

Now I come on TUSCL...and someone has a thread about it.

Coincidence?

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shailynn

Govikings this is advice that every man should have. When men find good info it spreads like wildfire - let the masses know.

Everyone read the unicorns profile - it's hilarious! Movies with subtitles lol

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alabegonz

I dated a lady I pulled out from Plenty of Fish, she looked like hot below the crazy line in the pic, but turned out to be in the No-Go zone when I saw her in person.

But still, she was still a ball of fun.

Laughed out loud when I saw it.

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bvino

I have a flow chart for dating that is similar to this. It works great for weeding out second dates. I never use it in clubs though as this is a different arena for the chase.

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