I guess it was today because I was there and there was somebody walking around with a shopping bag soliciting birthday tips from all of the customers. Capri69 is about 5'2" tall 100lbs with reddish hair and has small tits. Oh and today she was wearing a trench coat and hat for flashing the customers.
I was tokin' up with HI-C and Big Tang. Capri Sun never hit us up. That's cool. Maybe Kool Aid Man will break through a wall and merge this thread with Mikey's Gilligan thread.
Hey everyone!! I did not get 2 c everyone as planned 😪😪😪 Thursday got there late round 5ish and got silly drunk for 4 hours than I passed out in the pep boys parking lot. Mr lion ðŸ¯ðŸ¯ðŸ¯ðŸ¯found me there and escorted me home where I profusely could not control my vomiting (hyperemesis) . I decided too take it easy on Friday and Saturday I was prepared too go all out until Georgia's finest 🚓🚓🚓🚨🚨🚨🚔🚔🚔🚔 decided too pull me over. I new I had a previous warrant so I gave a fake name butt they caught on do I got booked on my warrant charges and for giving a fake name!! Not how I wanted too spend the rest of the weekend
Capri, with that long list of priors, you're going to be in the Big House for a long time! Where did you stash your smart phone so they couldn't find and take it? Oh. Wait. Never mind.....
Sorry to hear 'bout your issues Monsieur Capri. You're one of the good ones. (Or should that be "Your won o da gud wons"?)
If you drop the soap in the prison shower dude. Those sick bastards will rape fresh meat like you in 10 seconds flat. Just let us know if we need to bust you out!!!
Yes he really is the piece of shit boyfriend that everybody ones you about...I can vouch for that, Im the ex...Juice, bigtuna, duke, revlong, whatever you want to call him, is the same guy and he is a piece of garbage! He cannot function in a normal relationship with a normal human being. He would rather stay layed up on his girlfriends couch on his girlfriends computer in forums such as this shit. Sponge everything he can and give nothing in return. He underestimates other people's intelligence and my ability to find shit out! He has NOTHING in life and doesn't want anything from life except a disability check. Dear Juice (Jackie), FUCK YOU!
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Or is this the wrong thread? I'm so confused.
Good one, mikey!
Remember the time Juice got band but then he made a new alias?
If you drop the soap in the prison shower dude. Those sick bastards will rape fresh meat like you in 10 seconds flat. Just let us know if we need to bust you out!!!