Anna Nicole Smith

Oh ya I've done the sugar daddy thing. I can only do it to a point though I don't have the money that bastard had but I love the attention it gets me.

I blew my disposable income on a stripper before I die. My kids all got a good education and are earning well into 6 figures, so I'm not at all concerned that I've spent their inheritance. And the stripper that I blew a couple of hundred thousand on, is now broke, homeless, no car, no license and is fucking her drug dealer. That's worth a few shits and giggles by itself, isn't it?

When Anna use to do those Guess ads back in the 90's, WOWZERS. I use to beat my meat with extreme aggression. Shit, I love Guess Girls.

When I die the biggest beneficiary of my estate will be Canada Revenue Agency (Canada's equivalent to IRS).

If Toronto sweetie hadn't callously dumped me I would probably have put in a shout for her in my will.

Except for the will part, it's a POSSIBILITY. Difference is, he wasn't banging her and I would have to or she's out!

If she is blowing my money she should be blowing something else of mine

Gawker!Gawker!Gawker!

Anna Nicole was smokin' hot. But would I ever do something like that old dude did? No.

I have this natural revulsion to the thought of someone taking advantage of me like that. I have too much self respect. At least I hope I do.

Sure, in a weak moment we all get to the point where something is so good that you'll pay any price. But as I get older, that bar gets higher and higher and higher for me to give in. And at this point, there aren't many women out there who would do it for me.

Oh, if at that stage in life I have that kind of money I will sure look into sugardaddying some young hottie. Will let y'all know if/when it happens.

Didn't he specifically leave her out of his will?

"Didn't he specifically leave her out of his will?"

Apparently, yes. Props to J. Howard.

But that whole story is like a classic trailer trash soap opera...paternity cases, drugs, gold digger, screwed up kids because of a screwed up mother, court battles over money...

Geez, sometimes you wish there were certain requirements you needed to meet before you're allowed to have kids.

Nah. My wife will never let me do that.