There was no mandatory valet parking,...

There was no mandatory valet parking, but there might as well have been. There was some random parking lot attendant who moved the cone blocking the parking lot for a nominal fee.

I paid the $20 to go to both clubs, figuring that it was probably slow enough to warrant paying extra and bouncing back and forth between the two. I went to the topless bar first, there was 1 girl on stage, a small blonde with little tits and 1 or 2 girls just walking around. Needless to say I didn't stay very long. I then walked over to the nude side. The nude club was very big and spacious. It was dimly lit. The cashier was probably the hottest woman in the club. There were 4-5 dancers on shift. There was a decent customer base. The best looking dancer left to get dinner or whatever strippers to do when they're not stripping. With the exception of 1 girl the stage shows were kind of lame, and at 1 point there was like an hour break between dancers. The hustle factor was low, no one approached for a dance or anything like that, after my 1 drink minimum the waitress never came and bothered me. I was told it get way better after 3 AM, but had already burned 3 hours at the club and called it a night.