Round Valley Inn
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1090 US Highway 22 Lebanon, New NJ 08833

This place has been a landmark...

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May 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

This place has been a landmark in these parts in various re-incarnations since at least the 1960's. It went from a backwoods red neck boiler maker let's take this outside bar to a bikini go go place sometime in the late 80's or early 90's.

The last time the inside saw a renovation or even a fresh coat of paint was sometime in the '80's. It's worn and shabby on the interior, much like the exteriors of the 40+ yo women who do the bikini shuffle listlessly while trying to pry tips from the beer drunk customers most of whom seem more interested in the pool table at the opposite end of the bar.

In all fairness to the "ladies" here they do seem to apply a fresh coat of paint on a regular basis while working. And I wouldn't say that many of them are fat per se, but rather that they are approaching maximum density much like a planetesimal gradually increasing it's gravitational field by gradually subducting nearby objects into it's own mass.

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This place has been a landmark...