A man took his wife to the doctor......

She was to be evaluated for some bad symptoms. When the doctor was done, he conferred with the husband...

Man: Well doc, what is it?
Doc :I can't exactly tell right now. She either has alzheimers or aids
Man: OMG! What should I do?
Doc: Well for now, when you drive her home, let her out a mile from your house. If she finds her way home, for God's sake, don't fuck her!

I can't remember if I told this before