Ego stroking queen
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Her: (panting) Christ! It's not enough you have a magic tongue, you gotta have magic fingers too?
Me: Well, you know what they say, when God takes away in one place, he makes up for in another. It's like being blind and having your hearing and sense of smell make up for it.
Her: Oh my fucking God! (laughing so hard she's crying)
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Either that, or it's that damned humorlessness is acting up again.
GMD, do you have a MILF squirter?
Absolutely. I'm reasonably certain that's the only reason she sees me OTC. After all, I'm sure as hell no looker, and she's still not taking my money.
@corvus: More of a gusher, but yeah. That was the first time she didn't chicken out before it happened. :)
Explore the fun she can have with you.
@Papi: *Nobody* suffers from gmd like the original, dude.
I was sceptical too until I expericed it first hand, repeatedly. My girl is a bonifide squirter and it is quite an experience for sure. I will not go through the entire discussion again here.