I read the other reviews, but...

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

I had a job to do in Tampa and it ended a lot earlier than expected. So, I had some free time and decided I would finally visit the famous Mons Venus. I would…

Bandidas Cabaret

Harlingen, TX

I was in the area again on business. I had seen the billboards and had driven by the place while on 83. Then I saw one of their vehicles drive by when I was…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, TX

What a pleasant surprise this place turned out to be. I was leary because it only had one review and that was a long time ago. I figured what the hell, I wanted…

I had a token to get in but had to pay for my date. Seemed weird, but oh well. It was $20 to get her in. When you walk in the bar is…

Orlando, Florida. Friday night. Commercial strip. Just came Rachels south. Plenty of parking in a lot. Walk up, black dude security guard in a bulletproof vest, pat down and walk in. Girl at the desk,…

Orlando remains a city without any stand out clubs, even as most clubs have stopped enforcing the no touching rule it's still worth the drive to Tampa or Daytona if you want to have a…

An unusually cold night in Orlando meant I needed someone to warm me up and I figured I'd scout this place out since it hadn't been reviewed in over 2 years. In a nutshell the place…