Club is physically awful. Dancers dance...

Club is physically awful. Dancers dance on the bar. During the day, there will be four - one on the stage. One of them is an exceedingly nice blonde lady in her 50s. You don't have to get a dance with her - but be nice to her. She's nothing to look at, but it'll help to be nice to her.

There's one girl whose absolutely gorgeous, in my opinion, and a few other gems. If you're good to them, be polite, this can be a great club to hold court in. You won't be lonely, and some of the girls are good conversation.

The dances are $20 for five minutes. I haven't had a bad one yet - and some have been fantastic.