Yesterday President Obama became the first U.S. president to get a Twitter account.
So, when he's bored and stoned, does that mean we're finally going to get some answers to some burning questions?
Like..
What really happened at Roswell?
Is Tupac really alive?
Did Frank Sinatra really have JFK killed?
Why is "Two Broke Girls" still on the air but "Alcatraz" was cancelled?
Why does the NFL hate the Buffalo Bills?
@POTUS
Three words on the last question: 'small market team' The same reason they hate the Phoenix, New Orleans, Tennessee etc. They are in smaller markets and don't bring in enough money. They allow those teams to win just enough to keep the fans interested but before they can build into a first rate continuous winner they cut them off at the knees. Witness New Orleans and the suspensions for the practice of bounty hunting that Bill Cowher and Shitsburgh (Pittsburgh) help bring to another level of destruction. The NFL waited until Cowher retired and fans were feeling sorry for Shitsburgh with its serial rapist QB to try to end the practice of bounty hunting. The powers killed two birds with one stone: they were able to stop the practice without much damage because New Orleans means nothing to the NFL and they were able to cripple an uppity franchise. The super overrated bowl winner for 2015-2016 has already been determined.
Tt,
Talk about conspiracy theories... :)
I have a close Obama connection. I used to play basketball against him at the East Bank Club in Chicago and even flattened him once when he took a charge. My wife went to HS with Michelle....but I doubt either would remember us. Well, Barry might still be sore from the charge...
Lol.
I've seen Chapelle. Tupac isn't dead.
Maybe he keeps in touch with Steve229 about the latest american pop culture
Brilliant answers -
Q: What really happened at Roswell? A: We gave one of the aliens an anal probe before he died! The aliens have been seeking revenge ever since!
Q: Is Tupac really alive? A: Depends! Do you consider holograms alive?
Q: Did Frank Sinatra really have JFK killed? A: Yes! JFK tried to fuck everything! One time JFK was on a five day fuck everything binge! Sinatra walked in the room and JFK tried to fuck him! Pissed Sinatra off!
Q: Why is "Two Broke Girls" still on the air but "Alcatraz" was cancelled? A: The brunette with big tits on the former has sucked more network exec dick than the hot blonde on the latter!
Q: Why does the NFL hate the Buffalo Bills? A: who the fuck knows?