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Breast Lift

How do you all feel about dancers who have had breast lifts with the anchor scar. I notice that a lot of women end up with a breast lift when they get their previous boob job redone. I…

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Olga Alberti (part 3)

Even more links to pictures of the spectacularly beautiful Russian model Olga Alberti: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/amazing-olga-alberti-nude_82420.html http://forum.babeunion.com/showthread.php?34521-Olga-Alberti http://pmatehunter.com/olga-alberti-olga-alberti-playboy-russia/ http://en.alisaverner.com/gallery/erotic/119/

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Chicago

In the Chicago area for a week, kind of our of the city but am mobile. Any recommendation or suggestions?

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Looking for Southeast Asian Stripclubs/Hostess bars in New Jersey or Pennsylvani

I am searching for a strip club or hostess bar in the area of Philadelphia or New Jersey that is primarily Cambodian or Southeast Asian. So far, I have come up empty. There is a Cambodian section of South Philadelphia…

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Barry Shapiro, A Dangerously Curious Eye, The Edge of San Francisco 1972 - 1982

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Leading Economic Indicators

Have you all heard of the Leading Economic Indicators (LEI) published by the Conference Board every month? Do you all think it will descend prior to the next market crash, similar to what it did before the last two crashes?

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Trailer Trash or Ghetto Girls ?

Which do you prefer and why?

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Busy OTC schedule

At one of my fav clubs I'm working on OTC with three of the girls there this week. On Wednesday with one of the girls I'm scheduled for P4P sex at her house. On Friday with another girl we are…

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3 new articles posted

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How do I send a message

If I've never sent a message to a member, is there a way to send a private message without first finding a discussion or review that they have posted on? Thank you in advance.

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Ok visit at temptations

Arrived around 7. No cover which was nice. Sat at the bar and immediately was approached by a spinner mixed black/Asian. Spend my entire time talking with her. Drinks were reasonable. Didn't get a private…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Not so great this time around

I got there around one in the morning place was packed with a lot of college kids. There was no place to sit and barely standing room to the point of extreme discomfort. Crowd was…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Crappy Visit

After a few good visits to this place, I was thinking that this might be my go to place in the Detroit area at least around the airport. But the last few visits including…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Off night: FEATURE DANCER.

First off let me say I usually recommend this club. Second, I'll admit I was in an unusually bad mood after an unusually bad day! So take this for what it's worth. (I…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Empty soles

I went into this club there was a few cars outside got there because the girls were there couple of cute ones couple ugly ones few in between got a few dances not afraid to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

EB day shift

Checked the place out on a Tuesday or Wednesday about a month ago around 2pm. Place is located off the exit with plenty of parking. $5 Cover charge and Corona at $6.25. The place…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Back in TO

Well I haven't been to a TO club in over a year. With so many other alternatives, its tough to go to a club in TO. But on this occassional, there was a…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Happy wife

The wife and I ended up in Tamp this weekend so we came here for some fun. We went on the website and entered our cell numbers to receive a text for free entry. Bottle of…

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How Intuitive is the board software?

Curious--I debated posting a question for discussion and I admit it was rather close to home...... and the board came back with a question asking if I really wanted to post. So obviously it has the ability to scan words,…

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New Webpage Format Search Function

I'm still trying to get use to the new webpage layout and format. Not sure I like it. How do you do a search ? This used to be an option for the full site.

Popular Club

I have been going to Lido for over 2 years and the club has become even better and increasingly popular. The main advantage are the dancers who are both hot and friendly. My most…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Waste of time on weeknights.

I have been here a few times since my last review and I am DONE coming here on weeknights. It is just too crappy. Too few dancers or the ones they have are freaking bad.…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Best House in D.C.!

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20 on…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

The thrill isn't gone, but it was missing

When one thinks of Milwaukee, or southeastern Wisconsin, strip clubs, Silk is the first one that comes to mind. Folks with long memories and few actual club visits might say Heartbreakers because of the plane…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Lex sucks

I hear this is the best club in Lexington. That might be true, but it can't hold up against clubs in major cities such as Dallas, Tampa or even Minneapolis. Cover was cheap and…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Hit or Miss

The girls here are a hit or miss most of the time. The wings are great and the drink prices are decent. Usually on Mondays they have a mature night which is awesome as well.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Saturday Night Visit

Being new to Tampa, this was only my second ever visit to Mons Venus. I visited once before about 5 years ago while in Tampa and I remembered it fondly for the quality of the…

DX Kubukicho

Tokyo, Japan

Watch out for nigerians

was roaming around Kubukicho trying to find Dx club. Things aren't really numbered sequentially but there are boards near the theater which can help you find building. Nigerians will pull you and ask you to…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Great time

The atmosphere is so chill and fun, it's definitely always a party in this club. Tons of beautiful women, and the talent!!!WOW, very entertaining. The bartenders make phenomenal drinks, and the waitresses are gorgeous and…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Second Visit

Came here for the second time on a Sunday late afternoon. This time there were two girls on shift and I was given my choice. One of them was a Latina mix and had…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Shift change

Higuys, I got there just as the shift change was happening. Arounf 3 pm. Some girls asked if customers would like a ptivate dance before they go. Its a good idea because…

Random Thoughts & Musings on Clubbing, from a year (or so) in the game.

After about a year of taking my clubbing game from the amateurs to pros, and now contemplating a break, a bunch of random thoughts about these experiences come to mind. I often joke that I'm only doing this to study the strip club sciences (with a concentration in Bootyology), but in all sincerity there is a social dynamic that takes place there, and it is a work place like any other, and it is as worthy of study as anywhere else (plus it has all those fat asses in it). 1.The first step in this lifestyle, I think is to make the decision to walk up into the strip club alone. Everyone has gone to a strip club with a group…

My advice for guys I take Strip Clubbing

When I take a new guy to a Strip Club with me, I always give him some standard advice. None of this is meant to be a lecture or to imply I have a better way of doing things than you do -- a lot of you tuscl guys have your own styles and ways of doing things, that work better for you than anything I can advise. But for brand new guys, some "here's how to act" can really increase their fun at the club. So, without further ado, here are my "rules", and the general speech the new guys get on the way to the club: 1. Don't be an asshole 2. Don't be a little bitch That's it!…

No Balls for a Decade and My Plans for SC to Help Remedy That

Ok, Ok. The title is a little misleading.I have only been without testicles for a year now, but I was down to one testicle for about 16 years. When I was 16 years old I was diagnosed with testicular cancer.The 1st step in treating testicular cancer, is to remove the testicle. Well, actually they can't even confirm it is cancer until the testicle is removed and they can do a biopsy. At that time, I also went through Chemo and the whole 9 yards.Fast forward to last year and I feel a lump in my remaining testicle. They tried to only remove 1/2 of it to leave me with something but that didn't turn out so well and they had…

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If Strip Clubs Didn't Exist...

If strip clubs didn't exist, where would you go to.... get laid / LDK / get drunk / blow off steam - etc etc etc I mostly club when I'm traveling so I'd probably gamble more if a casino was nearby…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Lovely Kisha

I went to wise guys on a late afternoon my favorite time to go. There were 4-5 girls in the club. WG is nothing fancy it has not been redone for quite some time but…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Nice mix

Well it was time to pay the Venom another visit. Made it in on a Tuesday afternoon around 3 , not too crowded plenty of seats upstairs by the cabana. I got lucky and got…

Toy Box

Panama City, Florida

Ehh, kind of boring really

Went in with one of my friends and we were quickly approached to buy drinks. Shortly after a dancers approaches us, finds out we aren't really into lap dances and starts telling us about how…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

TOTAL PACKAGE

This place had everything I was hoping to find in a strip club. It's the only place in Durham to go and seriously party. The food is really good. The VIP room is sick. The…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

The Library

I visited the Library on a Wednesday night. It was about midnight, and the place was moderately busy. Cover was $10. Dances were $20, and there were some specials running occasionally,…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Hit or miss, even while mostly empty

I wandered into Sirens around 8pm on a weeknight, and I'm guessing it was right around the shift change given a couple of dancers getting in cars and leaving as I got there. Cover was…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Not a bad way to spend an evening

Went here on a Saturday evening. Came over from the club next door, The Sundowner. The two clubs share both a cover and dancers, so if you enjoy the girls at The Downer, you can…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Young cuties

I've gone a few times recently in the evenings. I've been impressed with several young cuties with hot bods. As other reviews make clear, the downside is the $40 price tag for a lap dance.…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Reasonable alternative in B'ham

I decided to visit on a Saturday night around 9. I was surprised by how small the club is and how few people were there. It was easy, though, to get the attention of dancers.…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Another Bad Alabama Strip Club

Seriously why do all the Strip Clubs in Alabama suck? This is another strip club where you do not get actual lap dances but you get air dances. I'm guessing this is a common theme…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Slow afternoon

Stopped by on a slow Wednesday afternoon. Walked in friendly bouncer no cover took a little while to get use to the darkness. Sat at a table near the stage looked around saw only 5…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Where have all the favs gone

If you all look at my history, you'll see that im a loyal PC. For reference, ive been to Scores, Hustler, and that small club that hustler owned and is now closed (i forget the…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

PLAYERS

went here on a friday as i was in the area. man a lot of girls i used to know are no longer there. mary luz, russian julie, vicky are no there anymore. made for…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Three...just three

This is a great place. The ambiance is excellent, the facility is top notch. Even the prices aren't that bad, but the talent pool today left something to be desired. After I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First time at Pandoras during the...

First time at Pandoras during the day shift. It was sunny outside but a surprising number of customers, more than some evenings. Paid my $10 and $5 mandatory drink. As expected their was…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Worth a Return Visit

I happened into town on Victoria Day which meant at least one other club was closed. I stopped by here, ample parking, and reasonably busy. Upon entering I was struck by how big…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Friendly dancers at Lustys

I went to lists a few weeks back. There were approximately 5 dancers available. I got dances from all of them @5 bux per dance bar side. Each did a nice dance and showed signs…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Better, but.....

still has not returned to its previous glory. I realize that a weekday afternoon may not be the best time to judge a club, but in the past, there was still fun to be…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

First time

I didn't know what to expect going in. I just kinda decided on a whim to go with a friend of mine. He ended up paying for a dance for me. It was surreal. This…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Friday Afternoon

Went to KO yesterday around 3pm. Paid the $5 entry fee and got the pat down. Since KO is more bar than club, especially during the days it can be slow. Lot of guys this…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Friendly, polite, mostly hot

After deciding not to go back to Sirens, I ended up at Kahoots for a late lunch on a Friday. The food is actually good, so there's that (waitress was nice too, though she forgot…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Patience pays off

I had just over an hour to kill Wednesday afternoon on a quick trip through Columbus. So I stopped by Kahoots at around 2pm. At 1st, it felt like a very lazy Wednesday in the club.…

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

could have been better but after...

could have been better but after all it was a thursday night i went to the house of lancaster the thursday after mothers day and it was pretty dead for a thursday. i sat down with…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not feeling this place

I was determined to check this place out last week for a bachelor party that my friend was having and we werent really feeling it. the music was cool, the females were very attractive but....Terrible…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Ehhhh i dont learn

Keep coming back here cause I wanted to try something different than Sahara. Same old thing same old dancers... ivanka, alex, couple of good looking ones I've never seen before. Free admission before…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice Scenery

First time here in more than a year. The club is clean, service is good, and no scary customers. Dancers range from 6-10, mostly in the 8 range, very attractive and do a…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Come only for Features

I came here to see Jessa Rhodes and she was the only thing that made this visit worth it. There was only one attractive dancer and everyone else was not worth the tipping or a…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

A gold gem that is definitely worth it

Wow i struck gold when i went to this strip clip, this place is awesome point blank. Highly recommended! met a super hot dominican she took me the edge of insanity. Be prepared to pay…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Dive bar with tits

The title of the review kind of says it all. But I'll provide a few more details for the uninitiated. I was in Las Vegas last weekend, and in the mood to see some friendly…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Did the ACLU threaten to sue...

Did the ACLU threaten to sue on be half of fat ugly strippers? For the last two years Cheeks has been my go to club around Dayton. Very laid back vibe, a good selection of dancers,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Revisiting Brads

It's been several years since I clubbed here. While in town for the Indy 500, I stopped in Friday afternoon and paid the $5 entrance fee. I sat at the bar by the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Giving Brads another try

I was in town on business. I left the Indy area two years ago and none of the faces seemed familiar. But dancer turnover is pretty common. The club is decent but fairly small. I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Who hasn't heard of Bourbon?

I've been a frequent visitor of Bourbon street for a few years. Cover is typical and so is the club itself. What's not typical is the tier of dancers they have. These women are usually…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

In Desperate Need of New Talent

The Blue Moon has always been one my favorite Phoenix clubs - not because it offers the biggest, sexiest or raunchiest experience, but because it had a cool, laid back vibe and very willing girls…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I don't know what to say...

Well believe it or not it was my first time ever going to Beamers! I lived in Stamford and Norwalk for so long and been to many strip clubs around. I went on CINCO DE…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

The Ultimate Massage

I have been following reviews and planned to stop by if I got in the area. Luckily for me it worked out. Parking is tight and could cause some concern if all businesses…

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Is it racist?

So I got this email... You should really take down the "ethnicity" field, it's blatantly racist and might even be illegal. What do you guys think? I'll post my response later.

Tijuana

One of the better hidden camera inside Tijuana Clubs and with the girls videos

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=553003020 Got other good ones?

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Keeping a man's mind focused

This letter to Dear Abby reminded me of a recent post by shailynn -- https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=49798: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/random-photos-288_82388_119140_full.html

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Olga Alberti (part 2)

Because GoVikings asked, here are some more pics of Olga Alberti, the nearly perfect Russian model: http://www.porn-star.com/olga_alberti/free.html http://www.cherrynudes.com/olga-alberti-orange-cutie/ http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/amazing-olga-alberti-nude_82420.html Another (and better) batch tomorrow! Measurements: 33C - 23 - 33

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Props to Jalen Rose

I'm watching To Tell The Truth and Jalen just claimed to be "a staunch supporter and contributer of adult entertainment establishments."

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Bucks Racks and Ribs Gville SC

New place where PP used to be in greenville sc. Any info on this place? Heard it got cited but claims it's not a club, just a resturant. Anyone been there?

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Greg Allman dies at 69

I don't have a link to this news, I'm sure there will be plenty. Goodbye, sir, you and your brothers were Southern Rock.

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Clubs that have closed

We've all gone to clubs that went out of business for sundry reasons. Are there any clubs you've been to that you miss ? Here in the Detroit area, the clubs are Wayne county clubs. I live…

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the "Good Old Days"

I have periodically heard "the good old days" of clubbing mentioned. What are they? I have been clubbing off and on since the 70's. In those days most all clubs did not have lap dance rooms or VIP rooms. Most clubs…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

FUN FRIENDLY GIRLS!

I went here early and it was slightly less packed, the girls were cute and friendly as they approached us. Went with a mixed cross of people and had a great time, definitely going back…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Went a couple weeks ago on a Tuesday

I got there at 1:30 but the main door wasn't open yet. A distributor was making deliveries and I had to enter the door at the left which is normally locked. There was one dancer…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Lots of potential

First impressions upon walking in... this place is bright! I'm serious, this is one of the most well lit strip clubs I've ever been to... for better or for worse. I imagine if you remove…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Ball gowns and extras

As stated in my review of Master's, I was bored on a Friday and decide to trek up to MB to check out a few clubs. This was the second, and ended up being the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Wet rub wet pit

So me and my older brother decided to take a trip down to sinsations to have a fun night of beautiful girls playing pool and VIP I can't recall her name exactly I know she…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Great Time

One friday evening around 6 o'clock p.m. I stopped by sammys to kill some time, I walked in took a seat at the bar and was immediately approached by a beautiful girl with blonde hair,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Pretty good bang for the buck

Decided to head to playhouse at 4:45pm. Cover was only $5 with a free drink. After 6 cover is $15 with 2 free drinks. Girls are mixed in looks and ethnicity here. Would say 5…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Avoid During the Day

Stuck in trafiic due to the bridge collapse on the interstate so decided to stop by Pink Pony for a couple of beers. Had to pay $3 to self park but no cover. Sat…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Same Old Same Old

This place never changes. If you know what you're coming in for it's a great place. The girls rarely change, but that's not a bad thing. You get to know the talents…

Rush Hour Berlin

Berlin, Germany

Disappointing

I visited Rush Hour once before many years ago but I had forgotten how smoky the atmosphere is. Entry was €20 and I got 5 fake 'dollars' when I entered - later it was $1=€2.…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Nice Time Out

Pardizios is a spot I always come to when I'm in town. The area looks rough but it's close to the downtown's Main Street and is lit pretty well. No one has ever bothered me…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Great Experience

I had been to Molly Browns before and had a decent time but this trip was much better. I generally go in the early evening and the selection if dancers is not always the best…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Awesome place

I visited a lot of strip Club and this one was as far the best one. That not look at the outside like inside. Sofa every where. Extra clean place and girls friendly…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

golfer's paradise

So I was bored on Friday night and decided to trek up to MB and check out what all the fuss was about for their clubs. This was club 1 of the night. Self parking, and…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Hype is Real

I've been spending some time in SoCal and finally worked up the nerve to try Hong Kong. I don't speak any Spanish and had never been to Tijuana. I've read a lot of…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a bad Monday night stop

Gold Club is not my main go-to in Baltimore but I decided to stop in on a Monday night. They use the smaller room on monday and tuesdays, and they use the champaign room for…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Needed more time or should have gone alone...

I was in New York recently for a friends vacation and I happened to see this ad for the club on a couple of cabs. It was an uphill battle to get my buddies to…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

Place is Completely Re-Vamped Decor-Wise AND...

Place is Completely Re-Vamped Decor-Wise AND Dancer-Wise Hi, I used to visit Fantasy Island (FI) A LOT quite a few years ago, been back in LA for a while, and recently patronized this place again…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Busy Friday Afternoon

Been about 6 months since I had been here. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon with a good sized crowd. I don't think that is normal and can be attributed to the Friday before…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Need a second opinion

I visited Cheetah last night on a whim. I got there about 1am so I am sure I didn't get to see the best of the place. That said... Entering the club was easy, $10…

G Club Gentlemen's Club

North Charleston, South Carolina

More of a club than a strip joint

As the title says, this is more of a club. The pat down by the bouncer is adequate and the cover is usually 20 upon entering. Go through the door after paying and there is…

FKK Artemis

Berlin, Germany

Still well worthwhile

This covers two visits, one in the evening (Monday) and the second in the afternoon (Friday). Others have written about this FKK Club, the only one in Berlin so far as I have discovered. FKK clubs…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Okay time but this scene has gone down

I hadnt been out to the Bunker Hill clubs in a long time. Vixens was my go to. This club changed names from paradise city. Going on a thursday evening, there was ok,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Back Again

Did not start my adventure with the idea of going to Diamond Dolls instead visiting Booby Trap. When trying to pull into the parking lot the construction crew was blocking the driveway could not get…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

The Carnival Dancers of Carnival

I go here on a fairly regular basis. There are usually 4 - 7 girls here. Mixture somewhere along the lines of 2 black 1 Spanish and the rest white. With an occasional BBW thrown…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Continues to be solid

This review will cover two visits, a Monday and Tuesday night this week, around 11:30 PM. Monday night was packed for a Monday. Parking lot was full. One of the dancers remarked…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Cafe Atlantic

Was visiting Toronto on business. Had researched this place from TUSCL and sort if had a good idea on what to expect. No cover. Sat down and was served a $10 Molson ($9 with the…

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Strippers Gone Wild

Saw a fight in club today, two strippers at it and one of them end up with bloody face, guess when these girls go crazy they sure don't hold back at all, anyone else seen this at their club?

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New find: Olga Alberti

Oh my! Despite her Italian-sounding last name, Olga is Russian: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/olga-alberti-topless-perfection (7 pics) Vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Born: October 25, 1988 (age 28) St. Petersburg, Russia Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: Russian Body Measurements: 33-23-33 in (85-60-86 cm) Bra/cup size: C Boobs: Natural Height: 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) Body type: Slim Eye…

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ATF Leaving To Another State

I am a big of TUSCL and its articles, I really appreciate expert advice from those are frequent SC and been through all the drama and SS, so here is my first and full story of my SC experience: I am…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

I spend way too much time here

It's always good when a club adds new hotties on a regular basis. I experienced that on my previous Saturday night visit -- brand new girls Caroline, Liv, Jade are pretty easy on the eyes.…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Hot friendly dancers

I wish I remembered her name she was Hispanic and looked really mean, I asked her why and she laughed and told me she never smiles. She was a 10 in my book. Most of…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Quick visit

The metal detector thing is a pain, but the girls are hot and friendly. Grabbed a $5 corona. The main stage sits center-floor and acts as the club's focal point. It's large, has plenty of seating,…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Turn for the better

Showed up on a very slow Tuesday night. Even though it was a Tuesday the girls for the most part were pretty. Paid a $5 cover and $5 for a beer both a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Long time since I've been around .....

Had a business trip in Clearwater for the first time in a long time - so the horns came out after I finished my appointment. Set off to See Sam - hottest buns in…

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san_jose_guy is a Complete Fag!

Is there anyone who disagrees with the statement in the title?

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Only in Vegas

Stopped by here on a road trip a little while ago. This club is definitely stereotypical Las Vegas. It was almost overwhelming. Very crowded, a LOTS of girls, basically all 8's 9's and 19 s. the…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

New Barstools

Been a while since I stopped by my local strip club the only one in Macomb county. 3 trips total during the month of May first was on a Friday evening after coming back from…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

A New Tale for Tattletales

Tattletales was my first Atlanta club back in the 90s. It was a good start, but soon gave way to Pink Pony and later, Follies. It was due to middling and disinterested girls, low mileage…

Secrets Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

On the Rocks

I've been to this club a couple of times before about a year or so ago. The club seems to be on tough times. I arrived about 1pm, to notice tape on one…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Low Key Sundays

I recently started heading back to The Barbary Coast due to unforeseen circumstances. I was trying to kill some time and look at some young brown booty before I had to get on from a…

Rockstar Cabaret

Wolcott, Connecticut

Glad to see this place make a come back

Rockstar was my go to club many years ago, then the talent disappeared for a long time, but I kept checking back every now and then due to all the good times I had there…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Upscale, No Diversity

Rachel's is the type of SC most establishments want to be. Very upscale, very high net worth clientele and/or traveling businessmen on expense accounts, very pretty girls. A description of Rachel's begins in…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Decent trip

I got to the club on a Saturday evening and it was a decent number of dancers. They are all pretty friendly. They didn't really come at me initially though. After about 20 minutes I…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Changing of the guards!

Spinners! Spinners! Spinners! Last night spinners include: Leah, Alice, Angela, Jayde, Noel, and Autumn(she's lost a lot of weight, I like her ass but it's shrinking too!). Now im not saying I love…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Pretty “Meh” in My Book

I visited Platinum 84 after a concert in Boulder, enthused to see a highly reviewed club in a different metro area. The club was definitely busy, with hardly an open seat. There were…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dependable Penns Port

Went in evening on my way home from NJ through philly, good beer selection, decent sandwiches and 3 hot looking girls dancing and showing their wares. That's what you get here, no big…

MGM Cabaret

Lackland AFB, Texas

New HM Club SW of San Antonio

Bottomline: $20 cover + $20 VIP wristband $20 dances, hm dances, nude (after a couple of dances), VIP is semi-private I arrived on a Tuesday evening at 10:30pm to check out this relatively new club SW…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Had a better time then normal

Came in the a few saturdays before just hanging about. A girl sat next to me while sitting at the bar to the left of the club. Got a dance or two from her. Black…

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Thrown out of club

Who here has been thrown out of strip club before?

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Penguins Win!!!

That was one whale of a series between the Pens and the Senators. Seven games with the last game going into double overtime. Terrific performances by the goaltenders of both teams. Selfless shot blocking. Games relatively devoid of…

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Is there a market for this stuff?

https://www.sextoy.com/product/SE1952-01/big-joe-doll

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The economy, how does it effect clubbing.

I wish to pose two questions: 1] Does a good economy mean better clubbing because more money is available to be spent on entertainment drawing better talent, plus will more or less be available from the dancers if they make more…

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My Fav's IPhone is the best

So I have a favorite girl that I otc with generally around the first of the month (yeah, I'm helping her pay her rent). I saw her at her club right the last Friday of April and we made otc…

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Letting go of favs

I'm sure we have all let go of favs over the years for many reasons (put on too much weight, ROB behavior, aging, bad plastic surgery, just got tired of her, etc). My question is how do you deal with your…

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Tractor-trailer crashes into famed ‘Bunny Ranch’ Nevada brothel.

http://wfla.com/2017/05/25/police-tractor-trailer-crashes-into-famed-nevada-brothel/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_con

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Format for leading our tuscl bible study ?

What formats should I follow ? I'm considering just posting the selected text to be discussed then just allow the group to talk, argue, laugh, crack jokes and everything that will happen that will overall bring us knowledge and fellowship Any advice…

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Coating your pubic area with neosporin = brilliant or non-brilliant?

One of the posts on the resurrected hand sanitizer / rubbing alcohol thread suggested coating your pubic area with neosporin. I have one question about that: really? After all, we have dipping your dick in listermint as an option. Isn't that

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Let's all take a moment

and thank Pres. Donald J. Trump for leading the country's economy to record-breaking stock market growth, and for creating an environment where Apple and Alphabet may each exceed $1K/share. If you aren't grateful for Trump's leadership, then why don't…

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Stocks again if you aren't interested just skip

Amazon & Google(Alphabet) are poised to go above$1000. I own both what do you guys think ?

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Periodic Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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All Fucked Up

I'll try again when I'm not high. But I don't think that's it. I'm using a desktop with the new web site for the first time, and it looks like crap. I can't find anything. It…

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Your Fav Vagina

What kind of vagina does your DS/ATF have? Which kind do you prefer? Which kind do you think if most common? http://elitedaily.com/women/types-of-vaginas-bikini-waxer/1841255/ The DS is a Barbie. But while I love them all, my fav is Ms. Curtains which is…

Tijuana

Is a passport a MUST to return from TJ on foot?

Need a little Hong Kong, or Adelita's fix. Lost my old passport, and new one won't be here for 2 weeks. Anyone try using their birth cert and drivers license to cross lately?

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Are u gay?

If so, then your name might be San Jose Guy(gay)! Who starts threads about dreams, or municipal finance on a strip club website? Answer: Someone who truly has a passion for cock and balls.

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Detroit dancer missing

Seems she works at Players Club http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/missing-wixom-woman-posts-help-message-on-facebook

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I Wish I Lived in an Extras State

*Cries, as a baby would.*

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OT: RIP Cortez Kennedy

Defensive tackle for the Seattle Seahawks from 1990–2000 (his whole career) - he was not as famous considering his talent b/c he was a quiet guy on and off the field and Seattle was not very good for most of…

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RIP Sir Roger Moore (1927-2017)

Although Sean Connery is my favorite James Bond actor, Roger Moore played in my all time favorite movie opener ("Octopussy".) I will never forget the cool casual way he said "fill er' up." I enjoyed RM's Bond…

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Nude dancers push back against class-action settlement

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/05/25/opposition-growing-class-action-settlement/340369001/

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Atlanta 2AMer.

The shooting occurred at Club Babes on Fulton Industrial Circle. One person was shot in the nose. Another person was shot in the hand. A shooting at a south Fulton County strip club early Thursday sent two people to the hospital, police…

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What about Shorting Bitcoin?

Better or worse than shorting treasuries?

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Ethics of getting high

JohnSmith69 posted a "trippy" video that got me thinking about the ethics of getting high. I know a number of regular TUSCL posters get high (who would have thought that deviants who break one law for fun would break other…

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vinceygirl michaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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LDK's DT

http://asheville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/tsgoldie-5022945903-im-ready-tranny/36369843 LMFAO Link says all

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Tijuana Pharmacy

Anyone know if you need a Rx in Mexico to buy Cialis?

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OT - Dollar Shave Club product looks like cum

I'm a mostly satisfied customer of Dollar Shave Club. However, they sell a product called Dr. Carver's Shave butter, and this stuff looks just like freshly ejaculated cum! It provides a close shave, but it's a little creepy…

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For those who enjoy marijuana

This post is for people who get high. If you don't like weed, I still love you but you won't understand. Go play with the trolls. The next time you are comfortably high, watch this video. It can be…

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OT: Top Gun II

In an Australian tv show Tom Cruise said the sequel to Top Gun will start filming next year

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Question

Your in the VIP with a fav. Your erect penis is in her mouth. After lots of DFK and titty sucking, she has now been licking and sucking your dick for about five minutes. She's very good…

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WTF? This guy must love punishment.

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=rev&id=302409

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OT: Municipal Financial Health?

OT: Calpers, the state retirement program. I don't really understand all this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CalPERS San Jose has been in dire financial straights for a couple of decades now. Part of it is retirement costs. But in my view it is also…

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Multiple favs at the same club at the same time

I might be in the minority, but when I go to the club, I just like hanging with one girl for the whole time I'm there. It complicates things when I have a few favs there at the same time.…

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newbie question

Any suggestions for favorite north jersey spots to find harry james?

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Religious Joke

One day, while strolling through heaven, near the pearly gates, Jesus notices Saint Peter motioning urgently to him. Jesus goes over to Saint Peter and asks if he can help, whereupon Saint peter says: "Jesus, I need to…

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Joke: Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as…

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rickdugan is a gay cocksucker!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Go Fund me account for Juice.

Juice didn't pay enough attention at his trailer park party. One of his stripper tenants has a sister from Georgia. Juice gave his tenant a loan to bring the sister. Now he's been charged with violating the…

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Whaat?

Bitcoin is garbage, so why is Fidelity doing this? https://www.reuters.com/article/us-fidelity-bitcoin-idUSKBN18J20P

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ROB or Righteous?

So I'm in a club talking OTC with a dancer. No specifics, still just feeling each other out, so to speak. She nods in the direction of an old fat dude (older and fatter than me, anyway) sitting by himself…

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Drunken Horse Pub - F-Ville, NC

I keep waiting to see when the Drunken Horse will be added here. Perhaps it has been but already deleted. I'm unsure. For those who are wondering, Mickey's - the best daytime club in Fayetteville, NC -…

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Where Is The Strangest Place You've Ever Had Sex?

For me, a funeral home, while a viewing was going on. I challenge anyone to beat that!

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HELP!

I am a dancer who is 100% natural. I am ambiguous and often mistaken for several different races. I have a body that most dancers pay for yet customers go for the "rachet , fake " girls. I often get…

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Phone Sex Operator

Hi. I am a phone sex operator. I just love sex and everything about sex! I love flirting, foreplay and to touch and be touched everywhere. But I also like to talk to people and make…

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#sethrich was a hero

[statement from kim dotcom] I know that Seth Rich was involved in the DNC leak. I know this because in late 2014 a person contacted me about helping me to start a branch of the Internet Party in the United States. He…

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Denver Area Dancer named Ayla

Anyone know where I can find her? Late 30s....long dark hair...Danced at PTs and ClubX

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The perfect face giving the perfect blow job

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph584da0c539c84 Damn !!!

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Joke: Men's Hotline

Men's Helpline "Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?" "Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has…

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Those Who Actually Saw Active Military Service = Heroes; Though (like vinceygirl

Title says it all!

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"Do you come here often?"

If a stripper asks you this, what's the correct answer? What's she trying to find out by asking that (beyond the obvious)? If you say yes, it means you're a regular who has money to spend? That you know the…

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Using Google earth to investigate clubs and the area around them

Just started doing this and I'm amazed ...you can even go inside the clubs and see the layout Then your able to literally see what the area the club is in This is becoming extremely helpful with planing trips Any advice for…

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vinceygirl michaels Claimed He Saw Active Military Service but Was Lying

Time to apologize to veterans and all of TUSCL, vinceygirl!

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Most successful extras provider ever

I can understand how a hot stripper can make a nice payday by providing extras to an NBA superstar, but it baffles me how a fat fuck like Brian Windhorst can parlay sucking LeBron's cock into an entire career.

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Do strippers care about a LDK?

Based on this message board, LDKs are more common than I realized. It's only happened to me twice. Both times were fine, with one stripper being a little annoyed I didn't have any extra $ to tip her, and the…

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New CF Already??? Probably.

So...after breaking up with the tall skinny blond (TSB) as told in other threads, a blast from the past is back in the picture. She and my ex-ATF were lovers once but that's another thread.. I see her as fair…

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The Downfall of a Stripper

The Downfall of a stripper. Some of us get to know our strippers on a level so personal we may know more about them than we do of our own children (for those of us that have kids). Gawker and…

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Explosion in Machester UK: 19 dead, 50 injured

Right outside Manchester directly after Ariana Grande concert. Suspected suicide bomber, but information is still coming in. Which I had more to add but I don't. Regardless of what happened or why, it's pretty bullshit that a…

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Questions about new format

I'm not one to complain immediately about a change of format in this site, even though I'm averse to change for its own sake. I prefer to wait a few days for things to sort themselves out. But…

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Mexicasians

Has anyone else seen these Mexican girls whose faces look Asian? Skin tone, eye shape, features all look Asian, but then they come up to you with "Hola" and start with the Spanglish. I wonder why that is?…

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OT: Cognizant Dreams?

Ever have dreams where information is being communicated to you in the dream, and does it check out? I think this happens all the time, though for me I probably have not noticed it. Though it is not communicated in…

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It had to happen. "Strip Club Massacre" the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3JvoOK7pe4&t=182s

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what would your life be like if you bought $100 in Bitcoin and held the last 7 y

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/if-you-bought-dollar100-of-bitcoin-7-years-ago-youd-be-sitting-on-dollar729-million-now-after-new-record-high/ar-BBBnINV?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp link above goes in to a lil more detail but basicly bitcoin was worth $0.03 seven years ago and $100 invested and held at todays value of $2,000 would be $72 Million

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Does Paying Hookers for Sex Require "Hard Work, Intelligence, and Strategy"?

And are guys who don't jealous of the hard work, intelligence, and strategic skills possessed by those who do?

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Gay?

The other day I saw a VW bug with fake eye lashes above its head lights. It was being driven by a dude.

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vincemichaels Said He Saw Active Military Service But Was Lying

He needs to stop posting until he apologies for this.

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Welcome to King Georga a all you can fuck brothel for $99

https://www.vice.com/sv/article/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-fuck-brothels-432 Click the link above if you want to read the article it's from 2014. Apparently Germany has many flat rate or all inclusive brothels King George is on the economy side of the dollar. For 99 Euro you can fuck from open…

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CENTERFOLDS WORCESTER, MA

Are the waitresses at this club allowed to give lap dances? I was in there for the first time last night and there was a pretty hot waitress with a pretty damn full shirt, that I would love…