Back parking-lot of an auto-parts store at 1:00 a.m. in the morning (store was closed) - black street-walker lays on her back on top of the hood of my Honda w/ her legs spread open while I stand in front of her fucking her - this is in the hood in one of the highest crime-areas of Miami w/ cops constantly driving by - a SUV drives by on the small-side street, stops for about 15 seconds, then drives on.
The things that my dick has made me do over the years!
I can't beat the funeral home, but when I met the trophy wife of some rich guy, she wanted to blow me in 'semi public' so we used the bathroom of a MERTA train in Chicago's Oglavie Station. They are quite large and clean, so we looked for a train that wouldn't depart for a while and she did the deed.
The only other memorable incident was when I was fucking a Korean girl in my van on the corner of a very secluded, back street on Chicago's North Shore. Well, a school bus packed with little kids pulled up and they got an eye full. Needless to say I drove away as fast as I get my pants on. The girl thought it was funny...so did I after I fucked her a mile away...but I hope I didn't damage a kid for life! LOL
Broom closet. I drove a bar maid home at 2AM when she found all 4 of her tires had been deflated. She shared a house with another gal and their 3 kids. She offered me a thank you drink and one thing led to another. She was afraid of being seen. So we wound up in the broom closet in the kitchen. Not very comfortable. :)
I banged the bride's youngest cousin on a pile of fur coats in the coat room at the wedding, during the ceremony and got caught. Except for running into the groom, my very good friend, at wonderland dog track on three occasions, I never got to hang out with him again for 36 years and then he died. Yes, I was banned from the funeral,as were all of his childhood friends. She was Greenwich Conn. and we were project kids and the caste system never changes.
Outside on a not so private first floor quasi shared patio in downtown Ann Arbor right on South U...while it was raining. My wife and I used to be a lot more fun, stupid and drunk when we were in college.
I had sex in a 4ft cubicle at work (yes during work hours), it's a fckn miracle we didn't get caught.
Then one time right outside a bar in a car, and at least six dudes banging on the window. That was strange because I thought for sure she was gonna make me stop before I nutted.
Gotta add... I also had sex with an acquaintance GF while the dumb ass was sitting next the fckn couch we were on... kid you not that girl pulled out a blanket cuz she was cold, guess he's trying to be the cool BF type, anyway she spread that blanket out and almost immediately starts jerking my dick underneath it.
So I say I'm tired and I need to lay down and she goes okay well I'm not moving so you're going to have to lay down next to me...
on the same couch, anf this dude is sitting right next to us the whole time while I'm slipping my dick in his girls snatch not trying to make so very obvious. That was crazy...who knows maybe he was a cuck
Ages ago with my ex. We were driving the streets of NYC and found out way to an area loaded with street girls. We got horny and did it in the car with a bunch of them close by.
Manager's office of a long-defunct Bob's Big Boy in Scottsdale. The GF and I were celebrating her promotion from waitress to assistant day manager. The day manager was watching us. She was more fun to hang out with than the GF was, I should have dumped the GF and bagged the manager.
The two from my college years that stand out were the college library rest room and an abandoned farmhouse that was close enough to the college but not exactly on the main road to anywhere.
Got stuck in an elevator at work. They yelled down that it would take an hour or more before an elevator guy came to get us out. I was in the elevator with a solid 5 that became a solid 10 when she told me she always wanted to fuck in an elevator. I later found out she had already resigned and was gone 3 days later.
In a lake fucking underwater holding on to a raft.
Several parking garages but always inside the car.
BJ in a stairwell
In my teacher gal's classroom closet...kids had gone but a lot of staff was still in the building.
In a car in the middle of an apple orchard.
Ball pit of a McDonalds outdoor play land (it was after hours, we had kinda broke in)
Standing mish in the open quad area of a corporate global HQ. We must have been recognized, but it was never mentioned. Even had a different girl hook up with me later that week, the same night the first girl was calling my hotel phone for a repeat.
In the tub/shower of a friends' apartment during a NYE party. Our drunken logic is that we would leave the door unlocked, but pull the curtain so we could have our privacy without depriving other guests of a packed party the only bathroom. The bedrooms had been locked by the hosts to prevent the soiling of their bedsheets. At least a dozen people used the bathroom, we weren't quiet, but noone opened the curtain. We walked out to applause. Then one of the hosts attacked me because he had wanted to hook up with the same girl. We beat each other bloody, broke a bunch of shit, and someone called the cops. Cops came, discovered a bunch of underage drinking (a few of us were 21), found the drug paraphernalia on said minors, searched the whole apartment found more drugs, stolen electronics, and the coup de grace - an 8-foot tall cannabis plant hidden behind a carefully camouflaged wall cutout. New Years Eve, 1998. I can't remember her name, but she had amazing tits.
On the deck of a neighborhood subdivision pool. It was 2 AM and several of us climbed the fence and went skinny dipping. I did not know the girl but found out later she had just turned 18 and was a senior in High School I was 26 at the time. Who knew since we were all in a bar in a over 21 state. We were all civilians, this was before I gave up on civilian pick ups. Glad I wore a hat, the last thing I needed was a pregnant High Schooler. She told me not to worry about it she was safe... yeh right!.
4. 15th green of a local golf course just after sunset (I still have the flag)
3. The backseat of a moving car driven by the (former) bf of my backseat partner
2. A stairwell in a major Vegas strip hotel (with my s.o. sleeping in room down the hall)
1. The ice machine closet of a major Vegas strip hotel (with my s.o. sleeping in room down the hall)
Not even close to OP or you other happy degenerates!
Was working on a weekend trying to finish a project for CES Show and brought the girlfriend in to lend a hand. Ended up banging her on our chest freezer in the break room. It was the perfect height.
"What makes it particularly memorable is that that session resulted in my older daughter, despite the Pill..."
I remember a preview for an episode of Oprah, "Pregnant While On The Pill". This one guys was there saying, "My sperm wear pith helmets." And there is the plum wife there all sheepish.
I wanted to jump through the television screed and grab the microphone and say, "Not all men are this stupid!"
But truth is, with ATACdawg as an example, a large portion of men are really stupid.
Walkin cooler of a Speedway gas station when I was working 3rd shift. It was 2:30am and a hot redhead came stumbling in saying she didn't have enough gas to get home and she had spent all her money at the club. It was cold as fuck but she was hot so I game.
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Man, was that ever strange... ;)
The things that my dick has made me do over the years!
The only other memorable incident was when I was fucking a Korean girl in my van on the corner of a very secluded, back street on Chicago's North Shore. Well, a school bus packed with little kids pulled up and they got an eye full. Needless to say I drove away as fast as I get my pants on. The girl thought it was funny...so did I after I fucked her a mile away...but I hope I didn't damage a kid for life! LOL
SJG
I had sex in a 4ft cubicle at work (yes during work hours), it's a fckn miracle we didn't get caught.
Then one time right outside a bar in a car, and at least six dudes banging on the window. That was strange because I thought for sure she was gonna make me stop before I nutted.
So I say I'm tired and I need to lay down and she goes okay well I'm not moving so you're going to have to lay down next to me...
on the same couch, anf this dude is sitting right next to us the whole time while I'm slipping my dick in his girls snatch not trying to make so very obvious. That was crazy...who knows maybe he was a cuck
What makes it particularly memorable is that that session resulted in my older daughter, despite the Pill...
Fishsticks - in the bathroom at a Clippers game.
^^^^ guys masturbating by yourself doesn't count as having sex!!!!!!!
crazyjoe - in the shitter at a McDonalds
Several parking garages but always inside the car.
BJ in a stairwell
In my teacher gal's classroom closet...kids had gone but a lot of staff was still in the building.
In a car in the middle of an apple orchard.
Ball pit of a McDonalds outdoor play land (it was after hours, we had kinda broke in)
Standing mish in the open quad area of a corporate global HQ. We must have been recognized, but it was never mentioned. Even had a different girl hook up with me later that week, the same night the first girl was calling my hotel phone for a repeat.
In the tub/shower of a friends' apartment during a NYE party. Our drunken logic is that we would leave the door unlocked, but pull the curtain so we could have our privacy without depriving other guests of a packed party the only bathroom. The bedrooms had been locked by the hosts to prevent the soiling of their bedsheets. At least a dozen people used the bathroom, we weren't quiet, but noone opened the curtain. We walked out to applause. Then one of the hosts attacked me because he had wanted to hook up with the same girl. We beat each other bloody, broke a bunch of shit, and someone called the cops. Cops came, discovered a bunch of underage drinking (a few of us were 21), found the drug paraphernalia on said minors, searched the whole apartment found more drugs, stolen electronics, and the coup de grace - an 8-foot tall cannabis plant hidden behind a carefully camouflaged wall cutout. New Years Eve, 1998. I can't remember her name, but she had amazing tits.
3. The backseat of a moving car driven by the (former) bf of my backseat partner
2. A stairwell in a major Vegas strip hotel (with my s.o. sleeping in room down the hall)
1. The ice machine closet of a major Vegas strip hotel (with my s.o. sleeping in room down the hall)
Not even close to OP or you other happy degenerates!
HJ in movie theater
Full sex in my van outside the club
I've done all the above way more than once
One advantage to traveling with strippers is they are often willing to be sexually adventurous. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't travel with them.
"What makes it particularly memorable is that that session resulted in my older daughter, despite the Pill..."
I remember a preview for an episode of Oprah, "Pregnant While On The Pill". This one guys was there saying, "My sperm wear pith helmets." And there is the plum wife there all sheepish.
I wanted to jump through the television screed and grab the microphone and say, "Not all men are this stupid!"
But truth is, with ATACdawg as an example, a large portion of men are really stupid.
SJG
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The man in this picture, holding a motorcycle helmet, is within 80' of me right now. But I am not going to ask him about the picture.
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