Pretty “Meh” in My Book

I visited Platinum 84 after a concert in Boulder, enthused to see a highly reviewed club in a different metro area. The club was definitely busy, with hardly an open seat. There were three large circular stages surrounded by patrons, a full bar and kitchen with lots of flat-screen TVs tuned to sports, a number of VIP tables for those ordering champagne service, and a covered outdoors area with a hookah bar. The lap dance area was separated from the main club area by a wall of semi-translucent glass. Each seat was semi-private as there were dividers, but also patrons and dancers walking by to open seats. Honestly, the overall vibe I got was more of a bar/nightclub that had the added bonus of topless dancers rather than a hedonically devoted strip club.

There were plenty of dancers in rotation, but in my opinion the lineup was pretty average. Not to say that the ladies were unattractive, but I didn’t see anyone that I wanted to drop significant lap dance money on either. While sat back and looked around waiting to find a dime, a dancer gave me the most high-pressure hard sell for a lap dance I’ve ever experienced. I wasn’t interested in her, and I tried to let her down politely, but she literally made me refuse at least four different ways. At least I got something out of D.A.R.E. Combined with the repeated announcements that the bar was having specials on bottles of champagne for “only” $100, and I was getting the impression that the club was short on value.

I finally did get a lap dance with Ivory for $30. It turned out to be a pretty standard two-way touch dance, not exactly anything to get too excited about. Just about the time that I was sure the night was a total bust, I finally saw the kind of beauty I was looking for. A brunette standing maybe 5’6” with ample, perky, coed curves and a cute innocent face had caught my eye. Her name was Roxy and she let me know lap dances with her were 3 for $100. I was sold! We headed back to the lap dance section and I double-checked with her that two-way touch was ok with her as well. She said the 3 for $100 didn’t include her top; touching there would be 3 for $150. I was already hooked and had no leverage to negotiate, so I acceded to the upsell. While the dances were steep in price, I definitely enjoyed myself. Roxy started off brushing her ample breasts (C-cups?) across my face while I enjoyed exploring her legs and nice soft derriere. She turned around and began to work my lap, expertly pacing the dance. I reached around to cup her breasts as she teased me. I was lucky to hold out until the end of the last dance before she had me LDK.