If Strip Clubs Didn't Exist...
shailynn
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If strip clubs didn't exist, where would you go to.... get laid / LDK / get drunk / blow off steam - etc etc etc
I mostly club when I'm traveling so I'd probably gamble more if a casino was nearby and if one wasn't I'd probably be stuck in a hotel exercising or reading a book... yeah, thank goodness for strip clubs.
I go to strip clubs for sex, so without that option I'm really not sure where I'd go. A Stella and Dot party to pick up bored housewives? The Starbucks near the gym where all the soccermoms hang out? Maybe sit in the food court area at my local university and count $100 bills on a table while college girls are having lunch until one of them offer sex for money?
I mostly club when I'm traveling so I'd probably gamble more if a casino was nearby and if one wasn't I'd probably be stuck in a hotel exercising or reading a book... yeah, thank goodness for strip clubs.
I go to strip clubs for sex, so without that option I'm really not sure where I'd go. A Stella and Dot party to pick up bored housewives? The Starbucks near the gym where all the soccermoms hang out? Maybe sit in the food court area at my local university and count $100 bills on a table while college girls are having lunch until one of them offer sex for money?
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Whereas a healthy chunk of them would probably become escorts, I'm thinking I'd probably be somewhat more adventurous with escorts, too, if I couldn't club anymore.
More internet porn, or at least more than I already consume, is also a valid answer, chessmaster.
This being 2017, I would maybe see what might come of something like Tinder, or cruise Instagram like the NBA guys do.
Maybe I'd go the old-fashioned route more often. You know, hotel bars, party bars near closing time, that sort of thing. As someone with an SO, though, I'd probably ditch town to do that sort of thing. You never know when you'll see someone you know who says, "Hey, why aren't you home with so-and-so?"
On that last point, I might have said something like Ashley Madison before their security blowup.
The last two ideas circle back to why the club is so perfect: Within those four walls, you can be who you want to be. See something you like? Go after it. For the most part, she sets the price and the rules. If you agree, it happens. If not, it doesn't. You get what you want, she gets what she wants. When it's done, it's done and it stays within those walls as much as you want it to. If you like it, you come back for more. If you don't, you don't, or you seek another provider. On the whole, that's all pretty awesome for everyone.
In other words, if clubs didn't exist, the world would be a much lesser place.
I'm not one to sit in a hotel room or simply go to the hotel bar night after night and drink.....
The clubs and the women for me are an interesting dynamic but I got bored years ago and quit...if I get bored again I'll probably do the same thing.
There goes my coffee.
Without SCs I might get a VR headset...
If I was single I'd probably try Tinder and other dating sites. Regular night clubs too. For now, I'm worried about being recognized on dating sites and no time for regular night clubs.
I doubt I'd find hot girls in their twenties that are interested.
That's what's great about strip clubs. I show up, hot girls are there for me to pick from. Not all are up for OTC, but dances are good enough if they're not. I'm not greedy.
Since Seeking Arrangements does involve some uncertainty and time investment, for my quick fixes, I'd go with bodyrubs, which I enjoy occasionally even today. I do not enjoy escorts at all and have less than no interest in AMPs, but bodyrubs remain a nice occasional treat.
Otherwise it would be hitting on civilians at Viet Coffee, indoor shopping malls, and civilian night clubs. Also the waitresses at Denny's types of restaurants, and most retail places where girls work. Some limited street hooker action locally, and then our Mexican bars usually have a hooker or two on duty.
Lingerie Modelling is AWESOME, but we have had only a little, and a little in San Francisco.
Red Book and similar AAMPs available, but these also have disadvantages. Above stuff better.
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