If Strip Clubs Didn't Exist...

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I guess the question I'd ask in return is where the dancers would be, or what they'd be doing, if there were no strip clubs.

Whereas a healthy chunk of them would probably become escorts, I'm thinking I'd probably be somewhat more adventurous with escorts, too, if I couldn't club anymore.

More internet porn, or at least more than I already consume, is also a valid answer, chessmaster.

This being 2017, I would maybe see what might come of something like Tinder, or cruise Instagram like the NBA guys do.

Maybe I'd go the old-fashioned route more often. You know, hotel bars, party bars near closing time, that sort of thing. As someone with an SO, though, I'd probably ditch town to do that sort of thing. You never know when you'll see someone you know who says, "Hey, why aren't you home with so-and-so?"

On that last point, I might have said something like Ashley Madison before their security blowup.

The last two ideas circle back to why the club is so perfect: Within those four walls, you can be who you want to be. See something you like? Go after it. For the most part, she sets the price and the rules. If you agree, it happens. If not, it doesn't. You get what you want, she gets what she wants. When it's done, it's done and it stays within those walls as much as you want it to. If you like it, you come back for more. If you don't, you don't, or you seek another provider. On the whole, that's all pretty awesome for everyone.

In other words, if clubs didn't exist, the world would be a much lesser place.

I'm sure all my other hobbies would have an increased percentage of my time when I am away from home base.

I'm not one to sit in a hotel room or simply go to the hotel bar night after night and drink.....

The clubs and the women for me are an interesting dynamic but I got bored years ago and quit...if I get bored again I'll probably do the same thing.

If strip clubs didn't exist some enterprising person would invent them I'm sure.

If I was JS69, I guess I'd have to hang out in high school parking lots... ;-)

^ Literally LOL.

There goes my coffee.

^^LOL seconded.

Without SCs I might get a VR headset...

Probably escorts, and more porn.

If I was single I'd probably try Tinder and other dating sites. Regular night clubs too. For now, I'm worried about being recognized on dating sites and no time for regular night clubs.

I doubt I'd find hot girls in their twenties that are interested.

That's what's great about strip clubs. I show up, hot girls are there for me to pick from. Not all are up for OTC, but dances are good enough if they're not. I'm not greedy.

Escorts, underground sex clubs, massage parlors, nude resorts and cruises, and possibly swinging.

AMPs or escorts.

I thought waitresses, especially at fast food or Denny's type restaurants were TUSCL'ers #1 choice for non-pay action.

Without a doubt, I'd double-down on Seeking Arrangements, and all the time and budget I'm currently spending on SCs would go there. My experiences there have been mixed, but that's at least partially because I find OTC just plain better for the experiences I'm personally looking for, and enjoy ITC SCs, so with SCs scratching my itch just fine, I'm not as single-minded about SA as I'd be if that were taken away. I've been planning on writing up a little bit about my experiences on SA, but waffling around whether or not I should make it an article and get a little VIP time out of it.

Since Seeking Arrangements does involve some uncertainty and time investment, for my quick fixes, I'd go with bodyrubs, which I enjoy occasionally even today. I do not enjoy escorts at all and have less than no interest in AMPs, but bodyrubs remain a nice occasional treat.

Tilted kilt and twin peaks.

Tijuana.

Before the Internet blew up it was much easier to just randomly bang chicks and not care about what happened after I didn't call. Now it's easier to deal with hot chicks who care as little about me as I care about them. If strip clubs didn't exist I'd have to invent them.

at my age of 67 definitely escorts and the random attractive hooker.

Similar to what @Subra said, about 95% of the money I spend is on sugaring and long-term SBs. I turned in that direction after picking up Chlamydia from a dancer about 18 months ago. You might get away with it, but SA is not really meant for quick pickups and one-night stands. So for last-minute, spur-of-the-momen,t fun I still go to strip clubs to blow off steam. It would hardly make any difference to me if strip clubs disappeared.

Take up square dancing down at the VFW hall.

If we did not have strip clubs, then what it has been is AMPs. We have good ones locally, and usually I end up with nice GFE-FS.

Otherwise it would be hitting on civilians at Viet Coffee, indoor shopping malls, and civilian night clubs. Also the waitresses at Denny's types of restaurants, and most retail places where girls work. Some limited street hooker action locally, and then our Mexican bars usually have a hooker or two on duty.

Lingerie Modelling is AWESOME, but we have had only a little, and a little in San Francisco.

Red Book and similar AAMPs available, but these also have disadvantages. Above stuff better.

SJG

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Santa Clara's stupid stadium. Management of this is total fiasco. Better they just let my Christian Eating Lions have exclusive use. sfgate.com

^^^^^^^^^^^ This is a subject I have pondered over the years.

SJG

Before the internet, before TUSCL, before I learned about sex in the Champagne Room, it was casino girls, hotel lobby bars and cruising bad neighborhoods in my rental cars for SW. Geary St. in SF, Michigan Ave in Detroit, North Ave. in Chicago, etc. etc. I even scored in the parking lots of various notel motels in the shadow of major airports around the country.

Supply always has a way of finding demand.

I would have to buy a lot more chloroform and duct tape

joes moms house. juices sisters house.

Mexican hat dancing circuits.

If there weren't strip clubs I would be dead from a jealous husband or boyfriend due to fucking their SO silly in the mouth, ass, and pussy.

She's be damaged goods after I'm done with her. It's one of the reasons why I settled down, because jealous chicks eventually tell their SO's they've been cheating and I don't want to be around when shit hits the fan!

@futuretrackstar - I've got one. Don't get me wrong, it's great for porn, but the novelty of setting it up to jerk one out is a bit much. Oh, and convincing ny wife I use it for more than just porn is quite difficult.