I Wish I Lived in an Extras State

LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
*Cries, as a baby would.*

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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
How about a FS country?

http://hotelcascadas.com/rooms/jacuzzi-r…

:)

I don't actually go along with the concept of 'extras'. Wrong way to interact with your girl.

SJG
GoVikings
7 years ago
Me too :-(
WetWilly
7 years ago
You can always move, eh?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
What states do people suggest?

As far as Mexico, TJ looks like a paradise. Some people on TJA have moved there.

But at least going by doxyspotting, Mexico City looks to have the very best street scene in the entire world.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
We have people from Lecherous's state who do just fine, front room makeout sessions. Maybe FS-ITC, and then seeing the girls outside on a regular basis.

SJG
twentyfive
7 years ago
Just change your mindset,

Some folks like to get away,
Take a holiday from the neighborhood
Hop a flight to Miami Beach or to Hollywood
But I'm takin' a Greyhound on the Hudson River line
I'm in a Extra's state of mind

I've seen all the movie stars in their fancy cars and their limousines
Been high in the Rockys under the evergreens
I know what I'm needin', and I don't want to waste more time
I'm in a Extra's state of mind

It was so easy livin' day by day
Out of touch with the rhythym and blues
But now I need a little give and take
The New York Times, the Daily News

It comes down to reality, and it's fine with me cause I've let it slide
I don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside
I don't have any reasons
I left them all behind
I'm in a Extra's state of mind
Oh yeah

It was so easy living day by day
Out of touch with the rhythym and blues
But now I need a little give and take
The New York Times, the Daily News
Who, oh, oh whoa who

It comes down to reality, and it's fine with me cause I've let it slide
I don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside
I don't have any reasons
I left them all behind
I'm in a Extra's state of mind

I'm just taking a Greyhound on the Hudson River line
Cause I'm in a, I'm in a Extra's state of mind

My apologies to Billy Joel
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Find a girl you like and she can be sucking and fucking you all night. Works like that everywhere.

And maybe sometimes you don't even need to wake her up first, for an extra round.

:)

SJG

Viva Maria ( 1965 ) opening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0l0d-Is…
mjx01
7 years ago
hope I'm not over thinking this... but it's more an 'extras city' not a state IMO. Options can vary significantly with a state, for example San Diego vs several other places in Cali.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^ agreed.

But also consider, Rasputin would never whine like that.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Y7a3sEPc9qI/Ts…

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
This is an outstanding movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067483/?ref…

And especially if you want to know about Rasputin and about expert womanizers:

played by Tom Baker
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/…

That movie is not full on youtube.

But this looks good and I am watching it:

Last of the Czars - 02 - The Shadow of Rasputin (1996)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx2zMUCs…

SJG

...And God Created Woman (1956) - Official Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmqv88jW…

It's a Beautiful Day - White Bird - 7/7/1970 - Tanglewood (Official)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q918fs4R…
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Either up your OTC game or resort to slapping the monkey more often
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Papi +5

And watch the movies I have suggested, really.

And I'm going to learn to look like this guy, all wild eyed, for times when it might come in handy. Tom Baker playing Rasputin:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/…

SJG

The Byrds - Eight Miles High - 9/23/1970 - Fillmore East (Official)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymkBEhd…
JimGassagain
7 years ago
SJG- "Maybe sometimes you don't even need to wake her up first".

Once again the sleepy time rapist incriminates himself. How is SJG not locked up in San Quentin by now??
whodey
7 years ago
Columbus is not a great place for extras but otc is available. If you want extras in Ohio take a trip northeast to the Palace in the Pines.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Probably because all of our police are busy watching the Jim Gaffigan Show, and then feeling that they should be bossing their kids around. Or maybe its because my women have always just loved having their sleep disturbed that way. The effect it has on them really shows the next morning. I give them little hints of what to expect.

This later I learned from Margaret Attwood's semi-autobiographical novel "Cat's Eye".

SJG

And God Created Woman, 1956, full movie, French with English subtitles, great even just for the sound track. Don't really need to be reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbQbMLR…
JimGassagain
7 years ago
I think you're are telling tall tales again SJG. No girl wants you to enter her, it's just part of your fantasy to have the female species think of you in that light.

The truth is I never boss my kids around or portray behaving like that in my comedy or tv shows. Again this is another example of your imagination blurring the lines between reality, because of your jealousy of my game and success. You can't knock me down, because people on here have shown proof that everybody hates you and what you post. You're the only person on tuscl that disagrees with me.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
In some ways its better to live in a non extras state. Cause if I lived in a place where I could get cute 18 year old girls to suck my dick any time I walked into a strip club, I might go broke. I can still get that by traveling which forces a degree of moderation. Plus, OTC is available everywhere.
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Could you imagine FKKs in the U.S. and at current German prices - I'm LDKing just thinking about it
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^ :)

I say that if we get smart about it, we can have it that good, law or no law.

As for those in the organization I am building, they will have it that good, and have lots of other benefits, and all for FREE!

SJG
JimGassagain
7 years ago
SJG-"For those in my organization" .....

Yeah right! We've heard you repeat the same buckshot for 3 years and all you do is repeat without taking any action. SJG if you really were building an organization you wouldn't have any time posting on tuscl like you have for the past 3 years. Do u know how stupid you appear? Dumb!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Gaffigan = Dumbshit

SJG
BurlingtonHoFactory
7 years ago
I'm still somewhat new to this, but which states do you guys believe to be "extras states?" I'm sure Tijuana is great, but which American states are known for this?
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
As has been mentioned, it's not a per state thing - it's a per city thng - 2 cities next to each other can have vastly different ordinances.

Cities where you can get your PL brains fucked for sure:

Detroit (if you can't get fucked there then might as well become a monk)

Miami

Atlanta (Follies mainly)



High mileage cities are more of the exception - there are other cities but the ones I listed have good clubs and are fuck-friendly
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Also Washington Park in East St Louis
BurlingtonHoFactory
7 years ago
Thanks. Any other cities that are known for extras? I'm thinking Los Angeles, New Orleans, Vegas, Reno, Myrtle Beach, Tampa, Orlando. Any thoughts?
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
@ Burlington:

If you want specific info then post a thread stating your SCing area and exactly what you are looking for so those familiar w/ that area can suggest possible clubs; o/w it's too broad a question (unless you travel a lot)
WetWilly
7 years ago
Tijuana is not extras. Zona Norte is full of brothels. Totally different.
mjx01
7 years ago
LOL... "New Orleans, Vegas, ...Orlando" R U trolling us?
I realize I'm over-simplifying, but Tourist town are generally terrible.
Myrtle Beach isn't what it used to be AFAIK.
shailynn
7 years ago
How the fucking fucking fuck do you constanty talk about TJ, you're within driving distance of TJ and you've never gone and fucked anyone there?
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Hey leave Dan Jose Gay alone. Don't you know that he ducked a Pentecostal preachers daughter or something like that.
Cougar289
7 years ago
At one time I traveled extensively in the US and Europe and for the price there is not a better place than Washington Park (East St. Louis). Yesterday I had sex at the dance stage at one club $90, at another I had 2 girls sucking my dick $75, and at another I had 3 girls jacking me off at the dance table and me kissing and fondling their pussies $170. Occasionally I've been ripped off but mostly I get what I want at reasonable prices. The only place I've had a better time is in Amsterdamn in the 90s before they implemented stricter rules.
Cougar289
7 years ago
One other thing I lived most of my life in Texas, California, and Georgia and none of them compare to the East St. Louis area as far as extras at a reasonable price and the primary reason I chose to move to St. Louis because of the quality of the strip clubs on the east side.
jackslash
7 years ago
I live in a state of confusion.
Warrenboy75
7 years ago
The block was always good in Baltimore in the past but you needed to have an unlimited supply of Penicillin or expect to have parts falling off your body........never partook myself ( and I'm not giving away any secrets--hell the Police station is right around the corner and they all knew what was going on--same with the political types.....)

If you read the reviews on here I think it becomes obvious where you get more bang for your buck..... bad pun intended.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Rasputin, real guy, I want to learn to be able to look like this. Not going as far though as Charles Manson.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Y7a3sEPc9qI/Ts…

This has grown to a big regional chain:
http://www.rasputinmusic.com/

Last of the Czars, really good
https://youtu.be/mYo8SEvnsrM?list=PL6oJq…

About Financialization and Neo-Liberalism
https://www.democracynow.org/shows/2017/…

Belly Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2BPZcRO…

math.com

https://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Babalon-B…
vincemichaels
7 years ago
Y'all are invited to come to Detroit, like was said before, if you can't have sex here, you must be a eunuch.
Dominic77
7 years ago
vincemichaels, I think LecherousMonk is within driving distance of detwaa....
rane1234
7 years ago
why not just get an escort
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Romanov Crown, they say that of all the European monarchies, the Romanov's were the most extravagant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_C…
Last worn by Nicholas II in his coronation, 9 lbs, mostly diamonds.

In Search of a Lost Princess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPXbr2Zb…

1992, bones of royal family discovered in forest in Siberia.

But bodies of Alexei and Anastasia were missing.

Now though they think it was not Anastasia who escaped, it was her older sister Maria, and that she would escape to South Africa and lead a common life.

Nicholas II 18 May [O.S. 6 May] 1868 – 17 July 1918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_I…

With physically similar George V of England
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e…

Nicholas, his wife Alexandra, and Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany were all first cousins of King George V of the United Kingdom

Rasputin
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c…

Romanov Dynasty started 1613.

Nicholas I of Russia
[O.S. 25 June] 1796 – 2 March [O.S. 18 February] 1855)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_I…

Succeeded by his son, Alexander II
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_…
29 April [O.S. 17 April] 1818 in Moscow – 13 March [O.S. 1 March] 1881

Alexander II was assassinated in 1881.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_…

Nikolai Rysakov threw a bomb. A Cossack guard was killed and others wounded. But Alexander II riding in the bullet proof carriage, gift of Napoleon III of France, was unharmed.

But he exited his carriage to check on the condition of the wounded. A young Ignacy Hryniewiecki then raised both arms and threw a second bomb at the Emperor's feet.

In case the other two bombers failed, a third, Ivan Emelyanov, was standing ready with a bomb in a briefcase.

Nikolai_Rysakov, first bomber
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Ry…
In February 1881 he became a member of a 'fighting squad' formed for the purpose of the assassination of the Tsar.

Ignacy_Hryniewiecki, second and successful bomber
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignacy_Hry…
Soon he joined the Russian revolutionary Narodnaya Volya (People's Will) movement.

This was in Saint Petersburg, and Alexander II was carried to the Winter Place, where he, would die of gruesome injuries.

Alexander II was succeeded by his son Alexander III
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_…
10 March [O.S. 26 February] 1845 – 1 November [O.S. 20 October] 1894)

Alexander II had been a reformer. Alexander III was a reactionary. He avoided the Winter Palace for security concerns.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_…

Aleksandr_Ulyanov, older brother of V. I. Lenin, arrested and hanged for plotting to murder Alexander III.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_…

On March 1, 1887, the day of the sixth anniversary of Alexander II's murder, three of them, suspected by the police, were arrested for trying to murder Alexander III.

Aleksandr Ulyanov was hanged.

The execution of his brother Aleksandr may have radicalised Lenin as he became more involved in student protests and revolutionary propaganda efforts, or it may not have, given their differing tactical sensibilities. It is said that when he heard of the execution Lenin calmly replied, "There is another way," never becoming involved in a plot to kill the Tsar or other high officials. Leon Trotsky, though, states it is highly unlikely that Lenin made the statement, knowing that Lenin was a supporter of terrorism until the early 1890s, and the fact that in the house at that time Lenin was alone with his brother Dmitri (aged 13) and his sister Maria (aged 9).

Russia's Lost Princesses Documentary 1/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQWpcpJ…

SJG
Jascoi
7 years ago
the only club in tj that can be properly called a brothel is deja vu tijuana. the other clubs that i have experienced (all in zona norte tj) are just like most everywhere else... maybe private lap dance booths... but with clubs like hong kong, adelitas, tropical, chicago, las chaveles, play boy, and so many more... the option of arriba in a hotel room is usually there. but you and your girl actually step out of the club onto the sidewalk and take at least a few steps to the hotel.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
sounded like Chicago Club had upstairs session rooms. Not hotel rooms but session rooms?

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Who Killed Rasputin ? The British plot. BBC 2004 FULL Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZObqTuk…

SJG

Church of Satan, some real hotties!

http://reverendcampbell.com/images/ritua…

http://www.churchofsatan.com/images/pete…

http://www.churchofsatan.com/images/gilm…

http://www.churchofsatan.com/images/lave…

http://www.churchofsatan.com/images/anto…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zsIk6W…

Robin Trower, Lady Love, w/ cow bell and his own backing track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv02JgGB…

The Grass Roots- Sooner or Later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cnCEvGr…

Two Divided By Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v14wUa3D…

Temptation Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29gt1fD4…
Do you agree with me that the draw bar organ really helps, that it is mandatory?

Raspberries Go All The Way Mike Douglas Show 1974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfgnc6Ey…

Badfinger - Baby Blue (1972)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C53QAuOo…

Badfinger - No Matter What - Live! , tempo change in the beginning lets us know that it is not lip sync or singing to a backing track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR6LSnRE…

Thanks to founder for this updated version and giving us back the old post box. How about again letting us see our own and others' lists of posts?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Oswald Rayner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_Ray…

British intelligence agent in St. Petersburg, believed to have been the one which fired the shot which killed Rasputin.
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