Asked a girl to flash me her pussy. Bikini club. But they had recently gotten out from under a prostitution investigation and bust. So they were afraid of cops.
I apologized to the girl the next time I came, but she said I did not offend her.
Girl was black. I usually do get along with black girls and I like them. But I have noticed that it is easy get wires crossed with them.
My second time, different club was more serious. I had been flirting and talking dirty with a new girl, two days in a row. She wanted to go home with me. Third day she blew a fuse and had me banished. I was not to come at all for a couple of days, and then after I could not be there when she was there.
So finally I told my story to other girls, and this turned it back on her. This new girl, though to my displeasure, was allowed to quite. She had said I was telling her to flash pussy. I was not.
I think what happened was that she was in tears and said something like, "All he wants is to see my pussy."
This was interpreted as a literal insistence on my part. No such thing. She was just in tears when she realized that I was not going to go out with her. I was married.
So after that I chilled out with flirting and talking dirty to dancers.
But she had born false witness against me. This is what I think the issue was. So she was allowed to quit. Whole episode left bad taste in my mouth. Troubles less likely in Very High Mileage places.
But I chilled out, way out. Further convinced me that I needed to end my marriage, so that I can finish the things I start.
Years ago, I would have said you need to be a complete mutant to get thrown out of a strip club... just make really really poor choices, get caught up in emotion, etc. But the thing I've noticed about strip clubs over the years, if the dancers and staff feel like bringing the drama, almost anyone can get swept up. I know a guy who is the least trouble-causing guy on the planet, nice guy, even tempered, knows enough to walk away when he needs to ... just got involved with the craziest stripper in the place, something or other happened, she got him kicked out and BANNED for life. Just crazy. So I think it's possible for even a reasonable person who has never been kicked out of anything in his life, to get wrong-time/wrong-placed at a strip club
SJG is really in his own fucked up world, he is a total psychopath that is why he doesn't seem to pick up on social cues, or cues made explicitly clear to him.
Refused to buy a bottle of water quickly enough for the manager. There were no girls worth anything in there anyway, so I didn't put up a fuss. That was about six months ago. Went back Saturday for the first time since.
These words from Subraman: ". . . the least trouble-causing guy on the planet, nice guy, even tempered, knows enough to walk away when he needs to . . ." apply to me, IMHO, and yet I have somehow managed to get kicked out of one strip club and banned from another. Here are the stories:
1. About 7 years ago I had just finished lap dances (!) with one young grinder on a mission and was headed to the john to remove the condom and clean up when an old favorite intercepted me right outside the bathroom door and gave me a big hug. The used condom slipped off and slid down my pants leg to the floor and I immediately picked it up, but another dancer saw it and ratted me out. A bouncer quietly asked me to leave. No big deal -- I was back within a couple of weeks.
2. In February of this year a former favorite at another Indy club, with whom I had done many lappers and VIPs last year, asked me to advance her $340 in exchange for a couple of hotel room BJ dates. On the first agreed date a week or so later, she texted me at 8am to say that she had to go to a funeral and would join me at 2. I pointed out that I was losing the room at noon, she got pissy, and eventually she went totally bat-shit crazy, even getting me banned from her club for two weeks! Needless to say, she is no longer a favorite -- and she got herself fired a couple of weeks ago. Too bad :)
No one who knows me IRL would ever believe that I've been kicked out of one SC and banned from another.
no but I got warned. Apparently my crime was leaning over the stage. The bouncer who warned me waited about 20 minutes to do so when I had already moved to an empty table at the back of the club. Real nice of him to tell me if it was up to him, he would gave thrown me out. This in a club with only ten customers and a main stage that was like 50 feet across and 4 or 5 feet up in the air.
...but I was thrown out by my ATF because I told her I had a girlfriend, haha. It was in good heart and we're still awesome friends. Just didn't expect that, haha
I was thrown out by a bitch of a waitress on a power trip at All-stars in Chicago. She cut me off for literally no reason. I had my friend order my next beer. She caught me, screamed in my face" Don't you know what cut off means?", and I was surrounded by six gorillas (bouncers) in tuxedos. Bouncers were really cool and told me she was going to get fired if she pissed off any more customers. The next time I went in, I didn't tip her one cent, but freely tipped dancers, bartenders, shot girls, etc. Hopefully, she learned that actions have consequences.
Nope I have always left before it get that far.
I had a dancer try to get me thrown out because I would not pay her for the scam she tried run on me but I was standing by the door talking to the manager about her scam when she came up. I told the manager in front of her that I just wanted to let him know of her behavior before I left and another reason I was leaving was because I was not comfortable using the restroom because it was full of smoke. I was going to take a leak on my way out and it was full of pot smoke.
When ever I have trouble or I think there might be trouble anywhere in the club I head for the door on my own.
i got banned (from one of my favored clubs at the time) when after the vip curtain closed i got naked with the girl and a bouncer peeked thru and saw me.
I haven't literally been thrown out, but been asked to leave a couple of times, both over miscounted dances. In both cases, I've imposed a lifetime ban on myself returning to club. There were plenty of other options available in both cities, so no need to put up with dancer/staff con games.
I was booted from a club early in my career. I had lost my phone in the club and was retracing my steps through places I was sitting. The bouncer didn't like this and didn't believe me that I lost it and sent me out. I came back later and the bartender had the phone.
Good Guys in Georgetown. My full drink was on the table. I got up to tip the dancer at the stage. When I turned around, I saw the waitress who had brought me the drink pick it up and put it on her tray. As I walked back to my table, I grabbed it off her tray and said, "I wasn't done with that, thanks," and sat back down.
A couple of minutes later, *two* bouncers are at my table. "It's time for you to leave."
I laughed at them, drank the rest of my drink down, and left. Last time I ever bothered to go there.
"... My full drink was on the table. I got up to tip the dancer at the stage. When I turned around, I saw the waitress who had brought me the drink pick it up and put it on her tray. As I walked back to my table, I grabbed it off her tray and said, "I wasn't done with that, thanks," and sat back down ... A couple of minutes later, *two* bouncers are at my table. "It's time for you to leave." ..."
It's freaking amazing the bullshit paying custies gotta put up w/ dealing w/ low-lives in SCs.
At Inner Room in Cocoa Beach there are small cocktail tables about a foot in front of the dance-benches - when getting a dance your view of the table and thus your drink is blocked and the f'ing waitresses swoop by and take the drink and don't even ask who's it is even though you are sitting right-there getting a dance; SMH - finally I told one of the floor-guys the waitresses needed to stop doing that or at least ask; they blew me off telling me "ok ok ok" but at least gave me a new-drink for free - but what I wanted is for the waitresses to be told not to do that shit instead of just getting a free-drink.
Got dances with a great brunette the first time I went. Showed me the ropes, explained how things worked clearly and gave me a great grind.
Second time I went, she was using a fake accent, which caught me off guard. Got her for a couple dances at the end of the night. This was before cell phones were a thing, I had trouble interpreting what she was saying with the accent, plus I was a noob. I thought she told me to wait up for her afterwards, which got me excited.
Went to my car, stayed in the lot for about 20 minutes, didn't know any better, went back toward the door. Whatever it was she said, she didn't say "Wait up," because she was still in there, now dressed and playing pool, and a bouncer was watching the parking lot security cameras and waiting for me to leave. When he saw me come through the doors, he grabbed my wrist with one hand, spun me around with the other, and with my wrist against my back, directed me back out the door.
Santa Clara's stupid stadium. Management of this is total fiasco. Better they just let my Christian Eating Lions have exclusive use.
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/
Girls have to be safe to go from one guy to another, to do whatever they want. Outside world is not always safe like that. Strip clubs have to be. Otherwise they would not work.
I had a girl tell me that her special GPS-enhanced table dances were twice the cost of the rest of "sorry bitches" in the club. I counter-offered with the going rate, and she declined. I said, "Well, ain't this a bitch. Guess I'll pass." She went to the bouncer and told him I argued with her about the price of dances and called her a bitch. Bouncer told me to leave and not return for 24 hours. A couple days later I was back, and the same ROB approached me, recognized me, and asked if I was ready to pay "the real money for the real stuff" now. I told her go fuck herself, which she took in stride. She didn't dime me out to the bouncer that time.
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I apologized to the girl the next time I came, but she said I did not offend her.
Girl was black. I usually do get along with black girls and I like them. But I have noticed that it is easy get wires crossed with them.
SJG
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So finally I told my story to other girls, and this turned it back on her. This new girl, though to my displeasure, was allowed to quite. She had said I was telling her to flash pussy. I was not.
I think what happened was that she was in tears and said something like, "All he wants is to see my pussy."
This was interpreted as a literal insistence on my part. No such thing. She was just in tears when she realized that I was not going to go out with her. I was married.
So after that I chilled out with flirting and talking dirty to dancers.
But she had born false witness against me. This is what I think the issue was. So she was allowed to quit. Whole episode left bad taste in my mouth. Troubles less likely in Very High Mileage places.
But I chilled out, way out. Further convinced me that I needed to end my marriage, so that I can finish the things I start.
SJG
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Dark Lord
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Last of the Czars
https://youtu.be/mYo8SEvnsrM
Last of the Czars - 02 - The Shadow of Rasputin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx2zMUCs…
https://dublinsmickdotcom.files.wordpres…
"She wanted to go home with me. The next time I went in she had me banished."
What a fucking retard.
1. About 7 years ago I had just finished lap dances (!) with one young grinder on a mission and was headed to the john to remove the condom and clean up when an old favorite intercepted me right outside the bathroom door and gave me a big hug. The used condom slipped off and slid down my pants leg to the floor and I immediately picked it up, but another dancer saw it and ratted me out. A bouncer quietly asked me to leave. No big deal -- I was back within a couple of weeks.
2. In February of this year a former favorite at another Indy club, with whom I had done many lappers and VIPs last year, asked me to advance her $340 in exchange for a couple of hotel room BJ dates. On the first agreed date a week or so later, she texted me at 8am to say that she had to go to a funeral and would join me at 2. I pointed out that I was losing the room at noon, she got pissy, and eventually she went totally bat-shit crazy, even getting me banned from her club for two weeks! Needless to say, she is no longer a favorite -- and she got herself fired a couple of weeks ago. Too bad :)
No one who knows me IRL would ever believe that I've been kicked out of one SC and banned from another.
Like SJG, I respect the girls and only ask for front room make out sessions.
...but I was thrown out by my ATF because I told her I had a girlfriend, haha. It was in good heart and we're still awesome friends. Just didn't expect that, haha
Shocker.
#itsbecausehescreepyasfuck
I had a dancer try to get me thrown out because I would not pay her for the scam she tried run on me but I was standing by the door talking to the manager about her scam when she came up. I told the manager in front of her that I just wanted to let him know of her behavior before I left and another reason I was leaving was because I was not comfortable using the restroom because it was full of smoke. I was going to take a leak on my way out and it was full of pot smoke.
When ever I have trouble or I think there might be trouble anywhere in the club I head for the door on my own.
A couple of minutes later, *two* bouncers are at my table. "It's time for you to leave."
I laughed at them, drank the rest of my drink down, and left. Last time I ever bothered to go there.
SJG
It's freaking amazing the bullshit paying custies gotta put up w/ dealing w/ low-lives in SCs.
At Inner Room in Cocoa Beach there are small cocktail tables about a foot in front of the dance-benches - when getting a dance your view of the table and thus your drink is blocked and the f'ing waitresses swoop by and take the drink and don't even ask who's it is even though you are sitting right-there getting a dance; SMH - finally I told one of the floor-guys the waitresses needed to stop doing that or at least ask; they blew me off telling me "ok ok ok" but at least gave me a new-drink for free - but what I wanted is for the waitresses to be told not to do that shit instead of just getting a free-drink.
Got dances with a great brunette the first time I went. Showed me the ropes, explained how things worked clearly and gave me a great grind.
Second time I went, she was using a fake accent, which caught me off guard. Got her for a couple dances at the end of the night. This was before cell phones were a thing, I had trouble interpreting what she was saying with the accent, plus I was a noob. I thought she told me to wait up for her afterwards, which got me excited.
Went to my car, stayed in the lot for about 20 minutes, didn't know any better, went back toward the door. Whatever it was she said, she didn't say "Wait up," because she was still in there, now dressed and playing pool, and a bouncer was watching the parking lot security cameras and waiting for me to leave. When he saw me come through the doors, he grabbed my wrist with one hand, spun me around with the other, and with my wrist against my back, directed me back out the door.
SJG
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even more exciting than the French
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more Russia
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Santa Clara's stupid stadium. Management of this is total fiasco. Better they just let my Christian Eating Lions have exclusive use.
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/
SJG