Best House in D.C.!

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20 on a Saturday night, plus requirement to buy one drink. Soda was $7. Light pat down upon entry.

The club has a small bar area and a separate hookah station. In addition to a main stage, there are two side stages. The night I visited, the dancers were performing in groups of 2 or 3 on each stage. So at any time, 6-9 dancers were performing. Each set lasts about 20-30 mins. Most dancers got fully nude, but the dancers appeared to have the option to go bikini, topless or nude.

A variety of seating is available, including chairs around main stage, couches ($25 extra), tables and chairs around the club, and four second level lap dance / VIP rooms with tables and chairs in each.