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OT - Dollar Shave Club product looks like cum

azdd
azddVIP15237

On the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

I'm a mostly satisfied customer of Dollar Shave Club. However, they sell a product called Dr. Carver's Shave butter, and this stuff looks just like freshly ejaculated cum! It provides a close shave, but it's a little creepy smearing jizz on your face. Seriously, Ben Stiller could have used this stuff in his famous There's Something About Mary scene. Anybody else use this stuff and notice the resemblance? The only thing missing is the smell!

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JohnSmith69

Don't accidentally swallow any of it.

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ime

I use to use Dollar Shave Club, but moved on to Harry's it might cost a little more but I think it's better blades and products and still way cheaper than Gillette.

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lotsoffun201

I use west coast shaving personally. But then again I prefer cut throat straights. They have a good selection of more traditional stuff too.

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