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Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Showgirls

The parking was good there was more than enough parking especially on an afternoon. Usually in the late afternoon there is an uptick in traffic and the establishment. The entry was about $6 I tipped…

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Eastern Panhandle West Va Recs - Repost

I'm reposting this in hopes of getting some responses... Fellow TUSCLers, I will be in Berkeley Springs WV for the upcoming July 4 weekend and am looking to monger on one of the nights, probably Friday the 5th in early evening.…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Dive bar disguised as a strip joint

Stopped in on a lark, driving by Rte 9/35 a few weeks back. Wanted to catch some of the Yankees game and have a beer, and hopefully check out some tail. Walked in…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

I felt like a toddler with no money again in this playpen

Came here on a Saturday night. In the industrial part of downtown LA.They say mandatory valet I didn’t experience this I just parked on the street right across from the adjacent bar. The cover was…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Better for a younger crowd

This was the third club of the evening in this area and was the most disappointing. First of all, it was the only place that wanted to take a picture of my ID “for my…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Don’t expect much

On my way back to my hotel in Orlando after an evening of fun in Cocoa Beach. Happened to see this club and decided to check it out. I knew the Orlando clubs have a…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Timing is important.

First time visiting this place. Got there Wednesday around 6:30 (This becomes important later.) The stage is right in front of you when you walk in and the bar area is on the left. There…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Still a fun experience.

Arrived about 4:30 on. Wednesday afternoon. Convenient parking in the back of the club. From that entrance, the bar is on the right and the dance area is on the left. I ordered a bottle…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Attractive talent

This place continues to amaze me. Had a rare chance to visit on a Saturday after a round of golf. Got there about 8 pm and i would guess there were about 6 girls working.…

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Kinda messed up experience

I was at a strip club in LA and there was a pretty girl wearing a tight dress that was not that skimpy, so I asked if she was working. She said yeah and asked if I wanted a dance,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Weekend vip

Came in for a Saturday visit as I was in the area. Usually tend to avoid weekends due to the crowd but decied to give it a try. Valet was 20 for 5 for entry.…

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Give a man a fish he eats dinner teach a man to fish he has sex when he wants

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Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Friday afternoon

Stopped by around 6pm on Friday only because I had about 45 minutes to kill before I had to be somewhere. There was a $3 cover and do estic beer was $4. Saw…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Memories made in Lake City

Stopped by the Lake City Vu for the first time in about 20 or so years. Club seemed more spacious and clean than what i remembered. Also of note was that there seemed to be…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

A little weird, but will return. JAX changed

I walked in to a rather crowded Wackos for a Sunday afternoon. I sat at the third stage. This is a recommendation because the girls I've met in the past on the first stage still…

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Kevin Durant , Kyrie Irving to sign with the Brooklyn Nets

From ESPN Sources: Nets to sign Durant, Kyrie and DeAndre

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

OTC Available

Since I have been having so much fun here at night I decided to try an afternoon, the place opens at 2pm. I got there about 5:30pm. There was no one on stage, and one…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Too early at Subi's

It was a Monday morning, and I had a plane to catch in early afternoon. I saw that Subi's opened at noon , so I was there at 12:01 PM. I parked…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Return to Houston - TR 2 of 6 (Meh visit to Onyx)

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Club Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a farily-long review of a black club - skip-it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Bada Dong

I pass by this place a lot on my way from work, i always saw the sign headed north on the highway and was always interested in going due to the Sopranos tv show Bada…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice to look at, no good dances.

On a Friday night, there were 40 girls, mostly White and Hispanic with a few others. Over a hundred guys crowded the place. There are 2 stages with 2 poles each. The…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Club closed for remodeling

Looks like they got their new owner and are closed for remodeling. Some of the dancers think it's going to be 6 months before they re open. They got their beer and wine license, but are still hoping for a…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Still my favorite place in NYC

This is my go to place when I visit New York. The club itself has seen better days, but who goes to a SC for the decor. I got there around 10pm on Saturday night,…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

cockblocked again

Soon my luck will change. It has too. This night started at the BallPark. But once again a lame lineup caused at U-turn at the door, and I was off to the Raven. To my delight,…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Dancers Can Be So Stupid, and So Can I

Dancers can be so stupid. So Obsessions has become my go-to bar as of late. One early evening while sitting with a dancer she told me about a girl who didn't make much money at…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Ally is wonderful:)

Heard through the grapevine that a favorite dancer of mines would be returning to the strip club scene after a long absence. The club was packed on a weekend evening as usual and the music…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Saturday afternoon visit

Got to club around 5 pm walk in and to the bar. Cover charge was 3 dollars paid to bartender and 3 bucks for soda. Maybe 10 guys around most at the bar. Got drink…

Miss Kim's

Idaho Falls, Idaho

Underwhelmed in Idaho Falls

Went to Idaho a couple of weekends ago to go to a cabin with a couple buddies. While driving through Idaho Falls I searched for a club and stumbled upon Miss Kim’s. We decided to stop…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Full menu

Well, I have to say, never say never. In a prior review, I mentioned I hadn't broken the $100 price ceiling. This time, I decided it was time to take one for the team. Stopped…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Circus with no Circulation

I can here on a Saturday afternoon after just visiting Hi-Liter only a few blocks away in a similar suburban neighborhood. This is another famous well reviewed Phoenix club. No cover, I went in at…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Mid day

Made another visit to Fantasyland recently and had three girls working. For the first time ever two of the girls actually remembered me, and even asked details about me that I can honestly say they…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

$2 Tuesdays

I went to DT Cabaret last Tuesday for both the scenery and the $2 well drinks. I like to park at a 2nd Ave meter and walk. No parking 4-6 but I was there around…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Good visit

Stopped by for a visit after a few years away. Won't of pulled in but there seemed to be a lot a vehicles in the parking lot. No cover charge. Layout of the place is…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Closed ???

So this isn’t really a review more of a heads up. I went on Saturday June 29 and got there around 10 pm. Lights were on but no cars in lot. Pulled…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Value for money, Poor ambience, Great friendly black girls !

Here are a couple of important points to remember and set your expectations before visiting Gold diggers 1. Gold diggers is the kind of place where one should not go for ambience, class or style. Its…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

One active afternoon with affordable fun, one sluggish with overpriced

Went in around 4 on a Thursday. When I pulled into the parking lot there were a couple guys milling around in the parking lot and a girl looking out from the half-opened doorway of…

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It's okay you don't have to Hustle me.

How do you tell a stripper they don't have to hustle to get you in to the SC? Lately I get the text (come see me tonight) I tell her I'm busy but I'll come in tomorrow. I get…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Chicas, dont expect dancers to approach you unless you are a regular

I went to chicas on a Sunday night. I don't remember getting charged cover. The place was quite busy for a sunday night. The music is way too loud for my taste. You cant hear…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Ok, Not great

i went in on a monday night sow it was kinda slow. the bartender is a 50 year old with enhanced breasts, nice but not much to look it. I was greeted with the sentence…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Very Solid

This review covers 2 visits. $20 cover, no alcohol, no id checking. The main room is long with a T shaped catwalkish stage on the far end. There are poles on the stage but they…

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Knowing Shit From Shinola

Yes, Icey, there IS a difference ... https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1699

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

REView Clowns

Have not ventured out lately and was in the neighborhood with time to kill. Stopped in about 4pm and the lot had a few cars and had been repaired since i was last there.…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Welcome Summer Party

June 28th was there get into summer party and bikini contest.Arrived at 6pm inorder to see day shift girls who leave at 7pm. Night shift begins at 7 until 3am. there was a total of…

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Series 1969 500 one dollar bills in lucite on sale for $50. real or fake? could

probably only the visible ones are real?

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Not So Sweet

Eight dollar cover. Five for a bottle of water, and though it has the logo of the club on it (oh, joy!) they probably got it from the tap behind the bar. I didn't recognize…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-five living the Hi-Life at the Hi-liter. Hi-Mom!

This is is one of the most talked about clubs on tuscl, if not the most talked about so it was on my to do list of places to check out while passing through Phoenix.…

Foxy Lady

Salisbury, North Carolina

Fun, Safe but not terribly exciting!

I visited on a Saturday afternoon around 10 to 11 pm. The place is really decorated for the Fourth of July. There are signs and streamers all over the place. There were five dancers. Rainbow…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Got coal at gold club

I like this club a lot, but I’ve never got a dance here. It’s like a large warehouse that’s all dazzled up inside. Friendly girl at the door. $18 to get in I think…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Classic and Modern, the Best of both worlds

First time at Palomino. I was told not to take a taxi or uber/lyft because the front charges a higher door fee due to some agreement with the drivers. I ended up paying…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Interesting with Potential for loads of fun

In town on business when a buddy and I decided to find a local club. Friday night was certainly a great night to walk in. The $20 cover was a bit unexpected but the service…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday Fun

Got to the club around 1pm on a Friday evening. Once you enter it’s a relatively small club with a good sized center stage. Two 15 person bars are off to your right with seating…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Only recommended if you are in the area already with time to kill and money to burn

Had a few extra hours before a flight out of RDU and this place was around the corner. Drove down a road that eventually dead-ended where I found the club. There were a decent number…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

Clean Club, Good Midday VIP

I stopped by Little Darlings thinkong it was another club in Flint that I had been to in the past and really enjoyed. For the life of me, I can't figure out which club it…

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OT: For you dog lovers

Watching a re-run of an SNL show from earlier this season - thought it was pretty-funny: https://youtu.be/Dn9no3ZzfFo

Gentlemens Club Brantford

Brantford, Ontario

What the heck is going on here?

Am I the only PL reviewing this place? The last review before this one was mine as well, lol. This place changes every time I come in. The basic stage layout is still the…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah - Miami Mainstay Well Run Club

Hit up the Cheetah Hallandale just after midnight on a Friday night. The club was fairly busy but I was able to find a spot at the back bar which is my favorite spot…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Well worth a visit if in the area

After a less than fun visit to Dooks i came here to see if the night could be salvaged. This place is not as nice as Dooks but it appears the girls care more.…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

No vibe and not much fun.

I got there on a friday night around 9:30 or so. the place looked more busy on the outside than the reality of it. There were about 10 or so patrons and probably…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Place was packed

OGD must be the hotspot in Akron these days. Drove into the parking lot weekday mid afternoon. Hard to find a spot. Several patrons and couple dancers outside in the deck area as…

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$150 titty fuck

Yep its nice to have a trusted bitch i can come to amd just get off... She loves it when i cum ..she jumps up and down with pure joy... Not even joking...damn she makes me feel good and all…

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Baby stripper made me laugh with her insults

Ok so i broke down took a day off and went to a club... Got a few stories and this is one of a few threads im about to make Ok so on to baby stripper insulting me and making me…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Hey now.....

I've been here before. Rectangular bar, 2 poles. VIP near the entrance, lap dance booths near the back. Happy hour, $2 beers. Variety of girls. I sat and talked with a Hispanic girl... delia,…

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Brandi Love update

Ok after listening to all your advice I have made up my mind. I want you all to know I sincerely appreciate all the advice you boys have given me. I’m comfortable but not filthy rich. On that…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Father's day Saturday night

I went to Sapphire from Rhino two weeks ago which was Father’s day weekend. I called for a Sapphire limo pick up and they ended up sending an Uber for me. You should always call…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Not Sure This Is Still A Strip Club

I stopped in on a Friday night and there seemed to be no action of any type going on. Certainly there were no dancers -- there were three women in the bar, but all dressed…

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Who the fucks makes out in a public pool when Sun is still out and ppl still her

How can you have that little class and respect 4 ppl? Lmao how atrocious . Theyre obviously trying to be subtle by going super slow.it waa for ten mins but still

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Customer psychology

So today I left 3 hours early (and perfectly okay with paying the fine to do so) due to petty drama while I was on stage. And during that time, THAT was when customers wanted to come up to me,…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Probably my favorite in the area

Deja vu is probably my favorite club in the area. Usually they have about 5-10 dancers working which is great for choice. And the ladies are pretty friendly mostly on the attractive side and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Father's day weekend at the strip club

Two weeks ago was Father’s day weekend. I went to Rhino on Saturday before Father’s Day mostly out of curiosity because I wondered what it would be like on Father's day. It was not crowded at…

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Best Club Towns

I have been reviewing clubs on TUSCL for two decades. Over that time I have been disappointed in the decline of the strip club experience across most of America as municipal governments have found ways to destroy the industry…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Wont be my last visit

After hearing about this place I decided to give it a try. First thing to know is even though it opens at noon, there is not much action till about 2:00. Rachel, the pretty bartender…

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LOOKING FOR OLD FRIENDS

Anybody know where any of the girls who danced at Sonny's BYOB in Waco TX around 2003 to 2006 are?

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Good short time

Arrived around 7:30, I assume Valet and cover starts at 8. Entered to see the fake boobed Mexican/ Asian on stage, completely naked, I nearly tipped but due to our history didn’t, she was giving…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Ritz on a Monday

Was in the area on Monday night around 9 and stopped by. Cover was $10. There were about 6 or 7 dancers working and different types were represented. A couple cute skinny but heavily tatted…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still one of the better Massachusetts clubs

Went on a Saturday night. The club was less crowded than I've seen it in the past, but otherwise not much has changed. On this visit I just did a champagne room with one…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Ghost Town

I've tried Oddball during several weekday daytimes over the last 3-4 months, given how weak the Valley clubs have been lately. Almost every time I am either the ONLY customer or one of two for…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

My first time there and didn’t disappoint

I went to Mons Venus on Friday night and got the a little after midnight. It’s a small venue, and there was no parking available so I parked two buildings down at a restaurant that…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Good visit

Had not been to Clancy's in a couple of months, so decided to check it out. Found parking across the street. I got there about 8. Was not that crowded, and sat down at…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

You know it’s bad when...

This visit was so bad.... that I watched the 80’s hair band videos on the tv’s instead of the chicks dancing. Wow. If I cum here it’s in the day and only during the week…

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Real Dancing ?

I'm not one to pay that much attention to the stage nor be into the stage-thing a lot - sure, I like to look at the stage when I'm not busy getting-dances b/c it's much-better than twiddling-my-thumbs and who doesn't…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

1st time and maybe last time

1st time here. Walked in and it was very bright (for a strip club) Took a seat and waited a good 5min before the bartender came over. Beer was $3 I finished it and was taking…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Now I see What the Fuss is About

Long-time lurker; first-time reviewer. Having never been out to Industry (despite being in Los Angeles often), I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Day-um. Now I understand. Synn is located in an…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

9$ cover after 8pm. 20$ dances. And hot girls! Yw

This place was awesome. Girls were mostly white. Handfull black girls and a couple latinas and asians. All the girls seem friendly. 9 bucks cover for after 8pm. Definitely worth it. When I went the…

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Lesbian Combo Pack, Or Happiness Is A Warm Gun, Part II

This may not qualify as a “fabled freebie,” but heavily discounted services from a lesbian duo is pretty close in my book. I had just finished a VIP session and was relaxing at the bar enjoying a post work out libation…

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Porn vs The Real Thing

Porn has many advantages (inexpensive, readily available, little/no complications, endless variety, etc) over the Real Thing but I definitely prefer the Real Thing over Porn. Do not get me wrong Mongering is a fantasy almost as much as Porn but for…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

V.I.P. Room?

Is it worth the $150.00? Who gives good value?

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

A kick-off to summer!

Had an opportunity (with family away for long weekend) to stop in on a Monday night late in June, a little after 8PM. Hoping to chat with my ATF Nikita, but didn't see her…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Decent club for some fun

Tried the club at about 4pm. Didn't have to pay cover but there were barely 4-5 girls, and none of them seem hot enough. So I left the club cursing tuscl reviews for being inaccurate…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Can be fun if you don't want to go to TJ or COI

If you haven't been to San Diego clubs before, it's rough. Most clubs are nude, as is Cheetahs, but there's a moat around the stage so you can't touch the dancers when you tip. When…

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What are with all these super hot Venezuelan and Columbia’s girls hitting me up

Does anyone else have this really good problem? Do I have to move to these fucked up places? Cause I will. Scams possibly? Maybe I’m in the 1000 mile radius? too lazy to check right now. Perhaps I’m so fucking…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Imagine the possibilities...

I decided to work a short day on a sunny Monday. After failing to make arrangements with a lady from the board, I decided it just might be easier to find some fun at Pandora’s.…

SOS Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Quiet Bar, Worth The Visit

SOS sits right on the corner of Roosevelt Blvd. and San Juan Ave., about a 2 minute drive down the road from Flash Dancers with a mall, gas stations and fast food places all around…

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Finding motivation to be jacked when you're married and have access to more youn

I'm in a workout routine. But if these abs are ever going to show through all the fat on my stomach I'm going to have to be way stricter on my diet. I want it but I need…

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I need to hit a club up but im needing a cheap fix lol

Might hit up Gaston or Charlotte this afternoon and fuck around in leather n lace. .. $5 a pop lol

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Check Out Rain With The Short Blonde Hair And Glasses. All Natural

I mostly come here on friday night and sometimes Saturday night. This is a small 10 dollar a dance lap-dancing club, with a living room style sitting area and another bench style sitting area, in…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Unusually good, for the usual experience.

It has been a long time since I last walked into the Doll House. I just haven't been through Jacksonville as much. I really didn't expect much from this trip. I was early, arriving…

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Cashless Society - Should we mongers be concerned ?

Most of my banking is done thru Bank of America. But my last corporate job was with JP Morgan, so I had to open up a Chase Bank account to do direct deposit with them.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Chicago

This was the first time in many yrs, I didn't just walk in and out of Chicago. Went, weds and Thursday nights. Really like the renovations. Soap stage and hot tub in the back…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

10 hours at follies

its been a long time between visits here, i drove in around 2pm but valet was working, so i parking at the shopping center, (the auto store had 2 leo parked there)…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hk

We ent to Hk Thursday just before 800. 7 cove tdd, includes a can bnb of beer. You can turn it in for a different beer if not happy with the brand.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Ab

Stopped in Wednesday and Thursday night, about 800. Got a beer, and looked around. Beer was 3.25. They continue to upgrade the place. 2 big screens replacing the many smaller TVs.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Return to Seattle, part 3

My return to Seattle after 20 years was, I thought, done as far as strip clubs was concerned. But, having finished my work a bit early on Friday, and being the horny old bastard…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Hope you like country and western music...

WOW! Has THIS place headed in the wrong direction (for me, anyways)! Hope you like country and western music as the norm for your club experience. Because THAT'S what you will get...…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Germany invades Latina America

I was hanging with a buddy whom loves Latin girls so after dinner we headed to chicas locas which is 90% Cuban 7% Dominican 2% other Latin and 1 white girl (who was actually born…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not what it used to be...

Living in Huntsville means I go to these places at times. It has been a while, and I was taken back by the cover fee DOUBLING to $10 for Friday and Saturday night.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Return to Seattle, part 1

I lived in Seattle way back in the 90s. I was a regular at the old Ricks and the long departed Sugars, and had many good times there, and left quite a few filled…

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Strip Club Shooter Rene Carrillo Cuts Ankle Monitor, Jumps Bail During Dallas Mu

Murderer on the run. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/06/28/strip-club-shooter-rene-carrillo-ankle-monitor-jumps-bail-dallas-murder/

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Old School Strip Joint

Made my first visit to Sunset Strip. I’ve driven by several times, but have never stopped in. The building looks a little rundown from the outside, it is right next to a motel that…

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Fecal Ballistics and Turd Muzzle Velocities

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge and wisdom. Most just gargle.* A lot of people are completely ignorant about fecal ballistics and have never even bothered to contemplate the “muzzle speed” of the typical human turd. Some people probably care…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Solid Saturday evening at the Hugger

Every time you go into the Hugger it takes a good minute or so for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. This visit was on a Saturday a few months ago, I came in…

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OT. I just put 40 pounds of pork

on my Big Green Egg.... put a special rub on it and smoking over a mixture of apple and fig wood

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Victoria

Just got back from Diamond Girls. Other have described the setting. I walked up to the bar for a bottle of beer and basket of popcorn for only $4. As I looked around,…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Club was dead

Stop in Thursday night around 9:00pm. Ended up self parking as there was plenty of spots. Went through the metal detector and paid the $10 cover. Stage is to the left and bar straight…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Boring afternoon visit

Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon around 2pm. Had just finished a business lunch and decided to blow off some steam. No cover which was nice. Went to the bar and grabbed a drink.…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Nice way to kick off the weekend on a Friday afternoon

This was my second trip to Rachels. I was driving down the interstate, wanted to watch a sporting event that was on in the afternoon, and thought what would be better than a steak, the…

Southern X-Posure

West Wendover, Nevada

Much better than last time.

The last time I was here the dancers wore pasties. It was like a cross between Utah strip clubs and Nevada. It has been a few years. I was attending the beer fest and decided to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Perfect place for a strip club noob

I'm a novice when it comes to strip clubs so this may be more for the newbies out there. I visited on a Tuesday around 3:30 after getting off work early. I frequently…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

just keeps getting better

I have been to CFC 3 times in the past week. Twice on the weekend and once during the week. $5.00 cover to get in. I'm not sure if that changes after 9 pm or…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

polecats - typical chicago

Visited Thursday night. have not been there in a while. building and parking is very nice and secure. no concerns with the neighborhood. a little tricky driving there but not too…

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I am Beating the Heat!

I got a new bikini for my new boobs!

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Fucking love my new avatar

#yasssss

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Do you ever go to a strip club when you're not horny because you're sad inside?

Do you ever go to a strip club when you're not horny because you're sad inside or lonely or can't figure life out?

Tijuana

Weekend of 6/28; Who's making a TJ run this week?

Just got to San Diego for a week's vacation. Going to hit TJ at least once, but would like to make multiple trips. Might make trip one tonight. Any mongers headed that way? Let me know if…

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Austin TX Mileage

I'm going to Austin next week and was hoping to find time for some SC activity. Never been there, so I perused the various reviews here for the area, but everything was pretty vague. And some of them sound like…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

best Akron visit EVER !!!

Showed up around 5pm on a Thursday night only 3 girls working a (6) blond milf was OK great $5 table side dances, I got 2 then didn't like the over aggressive…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Promising

I've been stopping in Ole Glory Days for years and it is always fairly consistent. Clean, at least as clean as you can get a place like this. The bathroom is usually the only…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Thursday fun

Great Thursday visit. Tons of girls 7-10’s. A couple model level girls. I prefer the ones who stand near the steps in between levels. So I headed straight there. Tip $1’s and touches and groped.…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Great vibe, fun, cheap, lots of TVs

Back story: I'm from DC and lived in Pinellas County from 2014-2016, and went to Oz probably once a week in that period. I visited once again in February 2019. Before anyone complains, this isn't…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Nice visit.

Pretty decent place. In a strip mall looking building. Parking was full so I had to park on the street. Guy at the door collects a $5 cover. Sports bar type place. No stage, just…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

Another weekend night at ME

Back for another weekend night. The cool thing about this place is new girls always seem to be here. Yeah, it may stink if your favorite has moved on but some of the regulars never…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Early Tuesday evening and the place was hopping

The Purple Orchid has been my go to place for the last 18 months. Atlantis was my favorite but it had been so slow that I decided to check out the PO and found that…

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Cleaning up Minneapolis strip clubs, literally

One Minneapolis city council member is working to provide healthier and safer work conditions for strip club dancers. I hope this doesn't lead to the California effect with the recent changes happening there. Mileage here is low enough the way…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Experiences at the club

Have been coming here for a while now. Some new dancers have been added and some old dancers have returned. The club is dark, small, run down, and smoky. It is so dark that if…

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Awkward convo with a buddy about SA...

BUDDY: "So, do you know about this site Seeking Arrangement?" ISHMAEL: "Sure... I've read an article about it. Rich guys looking for arm candy." BUDDY: "Yeah... so, I just got on that site... I'm just curious, you know...?" ISHMAEL: "Uh huh. Sure.…

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New relationship goal

A threesome with Tulsi Gabbard and Marianne Williamson. They both looked fuckable as hell in the debates. Tulsi had a little grey highlight on the side of her head for faux experience gravitas, while it seemed that Marianne had…

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Your fingers or your tongue?

Which works better at getting women aroused? It appears to me that the tongue works best but is that because not every guy will DATY or is there a physical reason?

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The Holy Grail: The Fabled Freebie

The wildest and most delightful experiences to crash into your life are often the ones you never planned on and never even wasted any time dreaming about. I never thought I would ever get a freebie from any desploogination service…

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Cum Join My Organization!

We got da clubs. We got da strippers we brought to da lawerd. And we are led by our lawerd and savior jeebus

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Crossing to Tijuana

What's the latest that you can walkover to cross into Tijuana?

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Farted on my ATF massage gal today lol

Did a 3 hour session with her... She had me so relaxed i passed out amd woke myself up farting on her... She was working on my hamstrings and blame LOL

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Clarifying my LEO Extras post - i'm not paranoid I just have a lot to lose

I very regularly go to an AMP. I went to this spot for 3 years before anything over pg occurred. It was just an inexpensive massage place. Then a woman gave me a happy ending after about…

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Where is a good place to go strip clubbin at?

I wamt to show off my new tiddys

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Amateur Night

Do any clubs still have Amateur Night? I have not seen it in Atlanta in 15+ years. Heard it was mostly girls from other clubs on their night off, but some true amateurs would be mixed in. That was before…

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Woman dies while performing ‘degrading’ webcam sex for perv

"A U.K. woman died from suffocation when she strangled herself for an online creep who paid her to perform “dangerous and degrading” webcam sex acts while he watched from home." https://nypost.com/2019/06/26/woman-dies-while-performing-degrading-webcam-sex-for-perv/ If only she had taken the safe route and become a…

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How do you boys like my new boob job?

I put up a selfie for my avatar

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High Maintenance versus Low Maintenance Women

There are innumerable ways to categorize women. Some women are gorgeous. Some are not. Some are intelligent and some are as dumb as a box of rocks. There are thin ones, fat ones, pleasant ones, surly ones. Some are horny…

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Looking out of place

Goldmongeratl inspired this. I keep seeing this guy in my favorite club. He is black, wearing a suit, white shirt and bow tie. He sits at the bar and it looks like he is drinking a Martini at noon. He…

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Brandi Love

So Brandi is coming to St. Louis and I can see her for an hour for $1800. Yes that’s right. She is such a turn on for me I’m seriously considering pulling the plug. She gets me all hot…

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Water sports

Other than sharing a shower or skinny dipping, I’ve never had any interest in water sports like pissing on my partner or having her piss on me. I do remember being impressed when a fellow 8th grader said he’d drink…

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Missing University of Utah nursing student, 23, boasted she was a SUGAR BABY who

Sugar baby disappears. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7185285/Missing-University-Utah-student-Mackenzie-Lueck-sugar-baby-sought-men-35.html

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Special Announcement

I am not going nowhere. I have made my home on TUSCL and it feels quite cozy I may add. I will be giving my dancers perspective. I would go to strippersweb.com but those bitches are boring. 😝

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Her tits are too BIG!

I know a 20 yo at my favorite club that has a great personality and attitude. Her only draw back is that she has a petite frame with DD tits. We have talked about it. She asked if I knew…

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Second coming of Jesus Christ won the Queens DA democratic primary

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/6/26/18759289/tiffany-caban-queens-new-york-district-attorney-prosecutor Im too afraid to look at whatever else she stands for but decriminalizing two consenting adults exchanging sex for money is plenty enough for me. Come on everybody get in van we’re all going to Queens to support her cause. Then…

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Thoughts? More FLorida Cop Activity.

https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/doctors-and-cops-among-277-arrested-in-human-trafficking-online-prostitution-sting-in-florida/

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Do you ever choke your chicken for an audience like this?

Havana (Cover) https://imgur.com/gallery/WjojLUD

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Cheryl: A Golden Opportunity Missed?

It was during Reagan’s first term. I was 32 years old. I’d gone in for a haircut at a salon I had never been to before. Since I had no prior experience with any of the stylists, I agreed to…

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I hope it was not one of us

At a club and there is a guy taking up prime seating across the bar from me. For a solid hour he is LOUDLY on his phone. Has earbuds but is yelling at his phone. We all could not help…

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Admiral Chicago

Would be interested in input on dancers at Admiral in Chicago. Any dancers folks like/dislike or have had good experiences with? Last time I was in I got a few dances with a newish Middle Eastern dancer (think her name…

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Clubs That Have Black Dancers

What clubs in Columbus have a lot of Black dancers? What about clubs in other cities in Ohio?

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Psychology of the Best Strip Club in America

https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=3775

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I gotta report up a visit

I’m at the strip club this fucking juicy as hell girl super busty like everything, I said you know what I’m goin all in. So I bought her a few drinks and took her for 5 dances. Nobody else in…

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Psychology of a Troll

How does one get to a point in her life where trolling is rewarding to her? I say "her" because the longer I post here, the more convinced I am that the underlying character is a woman. Not…

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Vaginas

1. Vaginal discharge is normal. 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary. 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear. 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine). 5. A mans…

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Follies VIP Couch Situation

Sorry if this has been discussed here already but, has Follies fixed the couch in the newly refurbished VIP room? The big, rather public VIP room the the right of the bar was recently divided into 3 or 4 individual…

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Reno area pricing

I'm going to the Reno area for a night in July. I'm trying to figure out how much money I need to squirrel away for an hour of fun with a beautiful woman. The thought of going to a brothel…

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Drunk Dancers, Good & Bad Experiences

One truth about strip clubs. Many dancers like to drink... a lot. I've had a lot of fun with some dancers that really let loose after 5, 6, 7 drinks. I've also dealt with ladies that…

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Best clubs in GA, VA, NC and SC

Well soon I am going to be driving from Jacksonville FL to Norfolk VA. I would like to know what clubs are the best to go to for white women. Not to say that I don't like strippers of other…

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Any options in New England area, avoiding RI?

I tend to hear that RI has some of the best clubs but would rather avoid since I work in that area and it could be awkward running into people. Tried Marios and Electric Blue but they've gone downhill it…

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login problem...

the last couple of months now since the ‘change’ in the site... I now have to type in my screen name/nickname to log in. my password is no problem. (if it makes any difference... I use an iPhone.)

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A suggestion

It might be a good idea to add to the page where you select discussions a last comment time track it would alert you to check the different discussion pages

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Custom Perversions

Do you remember Custom Perversions? Sure you do! Think back, way back to the summers of your youth. It was Custom Perversions who tutored you in unique ways to spend your leisure hours. Custom Perversions was a pioneer in the…

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It’s a Question of Perspective

I recently had a strange epiphany in the most unlikely of settings. Maybe my tumor was acting up or maybe it was just one of those days. For whatever reason, by mid morning I realized I was going to need…

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Haven't been to a strip club in at least 6 months

And I'm dating a stripper lol.... Once again... Wonder what it is about me that makes me a stripper magnet to date ? Well this one used to be a favorite 5 years ago.. She since then has stopped dancing..…

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You Know It’s Time to Get Out of Dodge

There’s seven customers in your favorite dive bar (including yourself). The census... One obnoxious drunk sitting at the bar attempting to insult the girls on stage. Occasionally “succeeding” when he doesn’t manage to slur or forget most of the…

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Fake Tits

What is your guys opinion about fake boobs. For me it is a total boner killer and I will avoid it at all costs. I drove to the club tonight, 30 minutes from my home, and left with a big…

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How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?

So Im seriously thinking of settling down in a few years. I have a few great women in my social circle who are desperate for kids and marriage. While there is a high possibility I hang up…

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Where did flag go?

I hope nobody spiked his fruit cup with ghb. 😟

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The fundamental skibum609 question, or “Patrol Boy revisited”

Here’s what I don’t get about skibum609: why does he care? It is rational to care about things that are going wrong if they are potentially fixable. But if something is fundamentally non-fixable then focusing on it is irrational. skibum609 has been…

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Who are the creepiest fucks on this board?

Title says it all. Let’s call them out, so we know who we are dealing with. 🙌🏻

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Replies to VIP Thread Titles

What Does the Strip Club Offer You That The OTC World Doesn’t? https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67517 The strip club offers the Ultimate Power Trip, See, Want, Get! You get whatever girl floats you boat that day, and dressed and painted up exactly as you first spotted…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

VIP sofas gone?

I did a VIP today and we got the large cubicle that is a few steps up. The sofa had been replaced by an "L" shaped padded bench. Big enough for 6 people to sit on. I don't know…

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Who will be my tuscl successor ? I want to crown her. Trap baby where r u? Lol.

Will my future successor be .... - an Aspiring law clerk 4 federal judge ?Will she be an aspiring US senator ? Will she be a stripper? Will she be nice? ...what other questions do u have 4 my successor?

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Have you ever .....

driven drunk? Of course a .08% b.a.c. means almost everyone here has driven legally drunk, what I mean have you ever driven when you were so drunk that you should not have? I will admit I have, but…

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Ever Been Approached By a Newbie as a Newbie?

Thread was likely made before. I’m on vacay and since I moved farther north from The Body in Miami, I don’t go as often. SCing down in SoFlo is a revolving door so a few times I’ll have someone…

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Icey Loco's current bitch

He's dropping mad stacks on her and hopes this one won't leave him (her). https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/24/us/worlds-ugliest-dog-trnd/index.html

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Turning down sex

Warrior15’s thread about your first time having sex was good. But has anyone turned down an opportunity ? Has a woman propositioned you and you’ve turned your back on it? Is it “Just say no?” Or “Just say…

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Techniques to make a stripper fall in love with you

There is this girl I have feelings for at the club. I want her bad not gonna lie. One method that have applied in real life is to get the stripper in my apartment, bar the door and play ”Mmmbop”…

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What Does the Strip Club Offer You That The OTC World Doesn’t?

I go to strip clubs to see sexy, young and mature, hood chicks. I have been far removed from them for so long that I don’t know how and where to come across them on the street. I’m not talking…

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A Confession: My Fervid Fascination With Under-Aged Girls

There is no pretty way to say this. I used to have a fervid fascination with under-aged girls. https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1563 Fortunately, as the years passed, my fascination in little girls waned. By the time I was 12 or 13 years old my…

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FYI: Tesla Cars

So I bought a new Tesla the other day. Amazing car. One thing that is really rad is that there is no key you just load the Tesla app on your phone and when you walk up it senses your…

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Drinking And Driving

It is a little more difficult for me to go back after some of the changes on this site and find my original post on this... Last October 2018 I posted a thread about someone that was a business associate or…