Who'd You Rather: Donna D'Errico vs. Dita Von Teese
AnonymousJim
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First off, before we start, I knew these threads would eventually draw troll imitations. On TUSCL, anything done long enough gets trolled. Eh, we make use of the Ignore feature and press on.
I've been looking forward to this one, as it's going to test a theory I have. I'm fascinated to see how this will fall.
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Celebrity Bracket: Donna D'ERRICO vs. Dita VON TEESE
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Donna D'ERRICO
34C-22-34
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1910
CLIP: (Playboy nude) https://www.vporn.com/vintage/donna-d-er…
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Playboy and Baywatch by no means picked unattractive women to be their stars, but something about D'Errico seemed extra beautiful. Maybe it was her blonde hair, which always seemed to have great volume, her blue eyes beneath amazing lashes or her naturally pouty lips. Whatever it was, she caught your eye, even when surrounded by other beautiful women, and her willingness to go nude didn't hurt her appeal. That said, she is a little odd. She was married to Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue for 11 years, so she must not mind the rock lifestyle. Yet she is also deeply religious, going on a 2012 trip to Turkey with the crackpot premise of finding Noah's ark, during which, she suffered a major fall during a rockslide that nearly killed her. D'Errico was never a bigger star than she was on Baywatch and Baywatch Nights, and she made a point to do a photoshoot in a red swimsuit earlier this year to show she's still not bad looking for 51. Still, as amazing as her appearance was, it's surprising she was never more than a novelty star.
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Dita VON TEESE
32DD-22-35
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1937
CLIP: (burlesque striptease) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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You wouldn't think a woman raised in the northern part of Michigan's lower peninsula would eventually become the "Queen of Burlesque." Von Teese's road to hundreds of sold-out theater shows on worldwide tours started when she was disappointed the first bra she received from her mom wasn't as lacy as what she saw in her dad's Playboys. Now, she sells one of the world's most sought-after lingerie lines, turning the entrepreneurial spirit she developed as an Orange County club dancer (her family moved in her teens) into millions of dollars. That said, she did spend time married to Marilyn Manson for some reason, while her shows and brand have developed a campy atmosphere that appeals more to glam-obsessed women, gay men and drag queens than the average guy. Von Teese's brand is based on everything in her life being glamorous, even her cat, Aleister. As demanding as Von Teese is of herself and her look, she would surely be just as demanding of a man.
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Let's throw 'em in the ring and see what happens.
D'ERRICO
VON TEESE
or NEITHER
I've been looking forward to this one, as it's going to test a theory I have. I'm fascinated to see how this will fall.
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Celebrity Bracket: Donna D'ERRICO vs. Dita VON TEESE
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Donna D'ERRICO
34C-22-34
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1910
CLIP: (Playboy nude) https://www.vporn.com/vintage/donna-d-er…
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Playboy and Baywatch by no means picked unattractive women to be their stars, but something about D'Errico seemed extra beautiful. Maybe it was her blonde hair, which always seemed to have great volume, her blue eyes beneath amazing lashes or her naturally pouty lips. Whatever it was, she caught your eye, even when surrounded by other beautiful women, and her willingness to go nude didn't hurt her appeal. That said, she is a little odd. She was married to Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue for 11 years, so she must not mind the rock lifestyle. Yet she is also deeply religious, going on a 2012 trip to Turkey with the crackpot premise of finding Noah's ark, during which, she suffered a major fall during a rockslide that nearly killed her. D'Errico was never a bigger star than she was on Baywatch and Baywatch Nights, and she made a point to do a photoshoot in a red swimsuit earlier this year to show she's still not bad looking for 51. Still, as amazing as her appearance was, it's surprising she was never more than a novelty star.
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Dita VON TEESE
32DD-22-35
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1937
CLIP: (burlesque striptease) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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You wouldn't think a woman raised in the northern part of Michigan's lower peninsula would eventually become the "Queen of Burlesque." Von Teese's road to hundreds of sold-out theater shows on worldwide tours started when she was disappointed the first bra she received from her mom wasn't as lacy as what she saw in her dad's Playboys. Now, she sells one of the world's most sought-after lingerie lines, turning the entrepreneurial spirit she developed as an Orange County club dancer (her family moved in her teens) into millions of dollars. That said, she did spend time married to Marilyn Manson for some reason, while her shows and brand have developed a campy atmosphere that appeals more to glam-obsessed women, gay men and drag queens than the average guy. Von Teese's brand is based on everything in her life being glamorous, even her cat, Aleister. As demanding as Von Teese is of herself and her look, she would surely be just as demanding of a man.
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Let's throw 'em in the ring and see what happens.
D'ERRICO
VON TEESE
or NEITHER
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There's something about Von Teese that I like, but not enough to choose her over D'Errico.
Tough call. Real close. Dita is hot, and I slightly prefer brunettes, but Donna's body looks very much like my favs, and I'm still buzzed from a recent visit with her.
She gets my vote.
D'ERRICO 17
VON TEESE 10
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Donna D's C's best Dita's double-D's.
My theory was that Dita is more so a "woman's woman" than a "man's woman," as in moreso representative of what women want to think of as "being sexy" than actually being attractive to men, at least when you think about it.
I had a GF that was very into Dita's books and beauty tips. Yes, she has the Bettie Page thing going on, but I think @Longball is off base. Dita is obsessive about her look, her hair, her makeup, her skin, her fitness, her stage routines, etc., to the point of OCD at best and strict fussiness at worst. Consider whether you really want a woman who's that focused on herself. Honestly, I think @pistola's opinion might be more on-target than anything.
Granted, the 17-10 vote doesn't necessarily prove she's not attractive to you guys, and D'Errico is tough competition. But, she didn't win, and wasn't particularly close to winning, which also says something.
D'Errico will get the winner of a SI Swimsuit cover-model showdown between Rachel Hunter and Marisa Miller.