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Strip Club Monopoly

Aug 24, 2019, 11:00 AM
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shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

There is a new game on the market called "Monopoly Socialism" See cnn.com

Could there be one for strip clubs? Follies has already named their two sages Park Place and Boardwalk. What offenses would send you to jail? Of course you would have a "Get out of jail free card". What could you get for passing "Go"?

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Supremeruler

"What's yours is ours"

Lol!

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sinclair

Mediterranean and Baltic would be some scuzzy Akron dives.

"Free Parking" becomes "No Valet Parking"

"Go to Jail" becomes "Caught during ITC"

For the game pieces: -the thimble would be a condom. -the sneaker would be a stiletto -the tophat would be a thong -the cannon would be a stripper pole

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Heellover

The bonus fifth game piece or instead of the condom, would be a dollar bill or a $ symbol.

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yahtzee74

Talisman might be better for a strip club game. You could move around the board encountering strippers, bouncers, bartender, other customers, the bathroom troll, and getting lap dances and ldks all the while leveling up so you can move to the VIP Room in the center of the board to get fucked or a blow job.

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yahtzee74

Another strip club game could be The Game Of Night Life. You could move your game piece around in his car to different strip clubs and pick up a dancer for some OTC at a hotel.

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san_jose_guy
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