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48-Cowboy

Forcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

Attention crab lovers! It is crabfest is going on now at Red Lobster!

^ This is what I heard today. Does that mean they got ITC at Red Lobster?

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48-Cowboy

Any advice on how to score some crabs would be helpful. Thanks!

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48-Cowboy

Any advice on how to score some crabs would be helpful. Thanks!

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MackTruck

Eat more crabs

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rickthevulture

Don’t tell skifredo or he’ll a “askeered” (the official skifredo spelling for “scared”)

On the other hand, rickthecoconutcrab is a badass so if those purveyors of crappy seafood come after him he’ll hit them with his Kung fu claws (I have it on good authority that rickthechinaman has been mentoring rickthecoconutcrab)

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rickthevulture

Squawk! Squawk!

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MackTruck

Squawk! Squawk!

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