That thing was so good I couldn't watch porn; just had to lay back and close my eyes. Once I figured it out I came faster than I have in years.
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BJ Machine update
Aug 27, 2019, 10:01 AM
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Well, nothing like the 1st date jitters.
The descent into neckbeard lifestyle
When you grow tired of the gadget will it be awkward to sell at your next garage sale?
Willie’s got a “what”?
Willy lost his woman
I regret to say that there are not many women who suck dick as good as my machine
Listen Willy, You need to get more PC. You go around insulting women, no wonder you are using a battery to suck your dick versus the lips of a real woman. If you don’t stop treating women this way, you will get detention for a week, and if you act up in detention PC Principal will have no choice but to pull down your pants and spank you like the little bitch you are. Trust me it will be for your own good as my goal is to have you crush pussy, not use battery operated devices as cum gadgets.
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