Granny's last dancefloor

I had time to spare and pretty much the whole state of New Jersey to drive through late one Thursday afternoon/ early evening. I did a bit of research to find the highest rated NJ spot roughly in my driving direction that I could find and landed on this one.

I get that a lot of the reviews are from regulars and center around the high mileage that may or may not be available in the back rooms... However, as a word of warning, all of the dancers on show should have been in retirement and my assumption is that most of these reviewers must be of retirement age themselves.

I probably lasted only 15 minutes (or however long it took me to drink a Red Bull), but from what I saw on stage and around the bar I would be surprised if at least 75% of the strippers didn't have grandchildren (I'm not kidding). To Be fair, all of these ladies were in great shape (the other 25% were just outright fat and fuggly), but I'm not going to pay money to gain a closer inspection if they are pushing 60. Two or three came round to ask for a dance and they were pleasant enough, but if they came up to me in a regular bar I wouldn't have any interest in them there either.