The truth about Amelia Earhart can finally be told!
rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
Wednesday, August 21, 2019 4:31 PM
True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart!
Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: [view link]
What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy did was tell her he’d help her if she let him do unspeakably crabby things to her. After a few weeks of scuttling over her private places, pausing only to feed her coconuts and the occasional bird carcass he finally said “hey bitch, i can’t help you cause i’m a damn crab!”
True story! I like to think I have a few Earhart genes in my background.
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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