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Who'd You Rather: Meridian vs. Linda O'Neil

Aug 24, 2019, 9:28 PM

AnonymousJim

Scanning the room from the back

We go back to the Model Bracket and two names you may not know. This tends to produce good discussion.

Model Bracket: MERIDIAN vs. Linda O'NEIL

MERIDIAN

32D-22-34

PIC: tuscl.net CLIP: (hardcore anal) spankbang.com

Meridian went by many names in her porn career, including Svetlana/Svedlana, Lana Storm and Bianca Astor. That may partly be because she was more a European phenomenon than she was an American one. Born in the Czech Republic, you can find her scenes in many languages, which probably explains her many names. American sites tend to show her work in German. That said, cute, young-looking blondes who are willing to do anal are hot in any language, and you don't need to understand what's she's saying to enjoy what she does. Meridian's career started in the late 90's and trailed into the 2000's, as she did more of her work when she was younger. Sometime before 2010, she got out of the business and hasn't really been heard from since.

Linda O'NEIL

32C-23-34

PIC: tuscl.net CLIP: (topless photoshoot) pornhub.com

The early days of the internet produced a number of rockstar models you'd only know if you were willing to go to the parts of the web with naked women. O'Neil was one. She touted herself as "The World's Sexiest Brunette" on her website, which might have been a self-slight, as she was pretty sexy compared to women of any hair color. O'Neil shone brightest in her appearances in Ironman Magazine's Swimsuit Editions, which were better than the Sports Illustrated's because they featured nudity. O'Neil dabbled in B-movies and even appeared in a well-known Vonage ad, but hasn't really maintained an online presence since allowing her website to lapse about 10 years ago. A phenomenon of her time, O'Neil is just 45, but seemingly long lost to the archives internet yore.

I could see this one going either way. Let's see what you guys think.

MERIDIAN O'NEIL or NEITHER

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PaulDrake6 years ago

NEITHER

nofuglies6 years ago

neither

JAprufrock6 years ago

Looks like the sword swallowers were quick to jump on this one.

I’ll go with Meridian.

rh48hr6 years ago

O'Neil

In reality this is a both for me but since the rules do not allow it, I am going with O'Neil as my pick.

londonguy6 years ago

Meridian

anthony66136 years ago

Meridian

Warrior156 years ago

O'Neil. But I'd do either one.

Clubber6 years ago

Linda, by a hair.

prevert6 years ago

Meridian.

IHearVoices6 years ago

I usually don't go for blondes, but Meridian.

loper6 years ago

Neither. Fake tits. Fake expressions.

Heellover6 years ago

I think Linda is basically perfection (from the picture and the clip alone, never had heard of her before); so O'Neil gets my vote.

Call.Me.Ishmael6 years ago

O'Neil

Muddy6 years ago

I’ll go O’neill

gSteph6 years ago

O'Neill. Close, but my slight "this gentleman prefers brunettes" preference makes the call.

eastsidecap6 years ago

Easy selection here. Oneill

Longball3006 years ago

Linda

mark946 years ago

O’Neill

datinman6 years ago

I wasn't familiar with either. Based on the submitted links, I will go with Meridian. I doubt either will succeed in the next round.

I am confused about the inclusion in the Model bracket. Glamour shots for one and hardcore anal plowing for the other? Did Meridian give up porn to become a fashion model?

AnonymousJim6 years ago

@Justin: The Model Bracket is the island of misfit toys. It could have also been called the Overflow, Potpourri or Hodgepodge Bracket, but Model seemed like an apt generic term.

We had more than 16 pornstars and B-movie actresses, while there were a number of ladies who didn't fit well into the other three brackets (Internet models). The lesser-known were filtered into the Model Bracket.

AnonymousJim6 years ago

Let's wrap it up. I'll toss a worthless vote to Meridian to make it closer.

O'NEIL: 10 MERIDIAN: 7 NEITHER: 3

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Linda O'Neil advances.

One side note from the discussion of the Model Bracket above: We've now had four of the eight first-round matchups in the Model region, which, admittedly, is much more hodgepodge than the other brackets. Consider who's beaten who:

Nadine (web model) defeated Sinclair (pornstar)

Brimhall (Playboy bunny/B-movie actress) def. Nile (pornstar)

Kozar (Playboy bunny) def. Reche (stripper)

O'Neil (web model) def. Meridian (pornstar)

In each of these cases, I'd say the women who don't go as far on camera won, with Kozar/Reche being kind of a wash. Still ... you guys all say you want women who do extras, yet you don't vote for the women willing to go further. I guess there's meaning to "you want what you can't have."

O'Neil's win will force us to hop in the time machine and go back to the year 2000 for her second-round matchup against Cori Nadine.

bang696 years ago

Both

mark946 years ago

The explanation is simple. In the world of fantasy, we prefer imagining that we can nail the girl next door type. In the real world of clubs, the nasty slut wins every time.