BLOWJOB MACHINES

reccommendations?

I've hit a lot of lows as a PL but I hope I don't get to the level of getting-off with inanimate-objects

papi your saying you never jerk off? bs

Papi said Inanimate objects. His palm is probably quite animated when need be.

The jury is out as to whether you need to get out more or stay in always.

Sorry, I clicked because I thought this post was about SkiBum.

Carry on.

It's you dick. Do whatever you want to it.

Theres such a thing as a dick sucking robot??? U sure it's not a vacuum?

Willy caught on film.

"Sorry, I clicked because I thought this post was about SkiBum."

^^^ if you want a date with skibum maybe you should pm him. I don't think he swings that way, but may be worth a try

Just get 3-4 feet of plastic hose, inch or so inside diameter should do, apply, go for it 😉

Dam skippy

Just stick ur dick in a vacuum hose and turn it on. Seems like I'd be amused if I saw that hahaha

I saw the heading and thought “Blow Job Machine?” I’ve been paying one for 10 years.

I guess WILLYSNOTGOTAWOMAN then?

she sucks my dick but not every night

Is it rude if I call my regular prostitute a blow machine...?

Theres such a thing as a dick sucking robot??? U sure it's not a vacuum?

Listen Willy, You need to get more PC. You go around insulting women, no wonder you are using a battery to suck your dick versus the lips of a real woman. If you don’t stop treating women this way, you will get detention for a week, and if you act up in detention PC Principal will have no choice but to pull down your pants and spank you like the little bitch you are. Trust me it will be for your own good as my goal is to have you crush pussy, not use battery operated devices as cum gadgets.