The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

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Geometry23
Aug 27, 2019, 6:22 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Back again to the Dancers Ranch. In my opinion this is a club best visited during daylight around happy hour time - 4-6pm ish. Here’s why I say that - beers are cheap and they typically have 5+ women working during that time. If this is your first time busting don’t be discouraged if girls are hanging with regulars. Be patient at the bar and one if the dancers will come up and give you the Cedar Rapids handshake and ask for a private dance. You can touch just about anywhere while talking at the bar. Or you can hang out at the rail which is usually empty during this time of day for a decent grind for a two dollar tip. I spent my trip with a sexy AA woman and I’m sorry for not remembering her name. Probably c cup. She came up to me at the bar and talked dirty while allowing my hands to roam everywhere except the kitty only bc I didn’t try. I had a $5 bar and we did a private topless for $20 plus $20 tip. The dance was hot with great grind and same mileage as at the bar. She asked how dirty I wanted to get while unzipping my fly but unfortunately the grind was so hot I finished prematurely. If I could’ve hung in there I think my mileage would’ve been fantastic for about $100. Im cheap so this is a great place if you’re only looking to spend $50.

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