After dropping nearly half a paycheck
Muddy
USA
Me-“Oh yeah fuck yeah”
Her-“why don’t you stick that huge dick in me”
*penetrates and cums instantly*
Her-“ Holy fuck I feel that shit, did you cum Already?”
Don’t get me wrong it was the greatest 2 seconds of my life (ok 1.7 I rounded up to make me look better) BUT GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes this shit is too hot to handle. I’m gonna go back to fat chicks I really am. I’ll be lasting 4 days with them.
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But we have all had that occasion where the train left the station too soon. I was in a private room in Tootsies. This girl was gorgeous and very affectionate. She put the condom on, slipped in. I could have swore that she had vibrators inside her vagina. Her muscles inside were like a hundred little hands firmly caressing my dick. I didn't count the seconds, but it was sure a lot few than I wanted.
She jumped up, cleaned me off, then was out looking for another $300 in no time at all.
OTOH, the even more premature ejaculators probably paid a fraction of what you did, so I suppose it cuts both ways. 😉
Even still, it's funny how Rick calls LDKers like myself premature ejaculators. When there's no way in hell I could come off 30 seconds of grinding or even just two songs. Usually takes me a good 5 songs or more before I'm able to cum in my pants. And in regular sex my quickest time is usually around 10 minutes. Aka a quickie.
@Muddy two minutes with a hottie is still better that two hours with a homely.
To be fair, the first time muddy was posting on here, I thought he was a troll account. And there was someone else who thought he was my alias.
LDK and then tip $10 on top of that to have what I consider a good time, is well worth the time and money spent.
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Course a few members on here like to think of themselves higher than almighty to pay for FS with marginalized women, albeit for low pricing in their minds. Everyone on here has to rationalize their existence by downplaying someone who does things differently.