How to justify the drive

This place, as everyone has already said, is in the middle of nowhere. The parking lot LOOKS sketchy, but nothing has ever happened there as far as I know. The place, there’s no other way around it, it’s a house. It’s just a house, haha.

So how do I justify going there?

-Obviously, being fully nude is a big plus. There isn’t any other fully nude bars in this vicinity that I’m aware of.