Squirters

reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I used to think “squirters” were just an urban legend. I had canoodled women all over the world as thoroughly and vigorously as I knew how but I had never made a woman “squirt!”

At least not until Diah came along.

On my first evening with Diah I was merrily plowing her furrow when she suddenly cut loose with a considerable volume of liquid. She seemed to be having a great time when this happened.

But I have to admit, unaccustomed as I was to this kind of behavior, her sudden deluge dampened my enthusiasm at least as much as it dampened my bed.

My initial thought was, “Did this minx just pee on me?”

I tried to maintain my cool. Diah behaved as though nothing unusual had happened. I said nothing but my nose was on high alert, sniffing the air for any evidence of chemicals such as urea, uric acid and creatinine. But I found no evidence that any of these chemicals were present.

On Diah’s next visit we had the same result. One moment we were canoodling in my bed then, quick as a flash, we were canoodling in the middle of Diah’s impromptu personal swamp.

On Dinah’s third visit I considered canoodling her in the shower but relented and took her to bed. Yet again, Diah soon turned my bed into a splash pad.

I soon stopped seeing Diah. It wasn’t because of her squirting or the impact on my laundry bills. Despite her enthusiasm between the soggy sheets, she just wasn’t the right woman for me.

I’ve since met a few other women who deserve to be called “squirters” but none of them are in the same league with Diah, my first and only major league squirter.

The other “squirters” were less reliable than Diah and did not produce deluges of the same magnitude.

The only one who even came close to matching Diah was Dewi.

I still don’t understand squirters. What exactly are they squirting? Where does it come from? I understand that all women get juicier as they get “happier” but why do some women suddenly release so much happy juice?

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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Go here:

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/article…

It's not something that turns me on all that much.
reverendhornibastard
5 years ago
Thanks.

That was a useful link.

Female squirting doesn’t do much for me either.
bubba267
5 years ago
I have had limited experience (only one girl that was able/willing) but for me it was kind of cool. The good part is that to squirt, she had to really trust and “release” for it to happen. From a pleasure perspective, it is an additional level experience that wipes her out so that’s the end until a significant recovery period.

The downside for me is that it changes her lubrication consistency from slick to more watery/tacky...sliding less easily. In summary it doesn’t happen often but is kind of fun when it does.
CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
@rhb

“Female ejaculate, also known as amrita, is a clear, slightly slimy liquid that is virtually odorless and tasteless.  When a woman’s G-spot/clitoris/vagina is stimulated the ejaculate builds up.  And, just as a woman begins to orgasm, ejaculation may occur.  Just as with men, women can orgasm without ejaculating and ejaculate without having an orgasm.

And essentially, it’s NOT urine.  Some men do not like women to ejaculate because they think it’s “dirty”, or it’s peeing.  Men and women can’t physically pee and cum at the same time.

In ancient cultures, the act of squirting was considered to be a divine gift bestowed upon a woman’s partner.

She anoints him.

Her very essence, mined from deep within, and only coaxed out by the most sensitive and skilled hand and cock, was a gift.

In fact, the Sanskrit word for a woman’s squirting ejaculate is amrita, which also translates to:

The food of the Gods and

The Nectar of immortality.

What I consider the best sexual experience of my life was with a beautiful young girl from Russia that squirted when we made love; she is my All Time Favorite woman.

You can read the article here:

https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=508…

There is a big denial/debate about this in Western civilization because sexual repression.

However thanks to more and more women finding about it and enjoying it and accepting it as a something of natural biological experience it is becoming more and more “common/normal”.

Anyhow thank you for making me remember and enjoy the memories of the best sexual experience of my life.

Musterd21
5 years ago
Better than a dry hole!
captainfun
5 years ago
Insightful article. Unbelievable that squirting is not well understood by science.

I had a one year fling with a very hot 24 year AA girl a couple of years ago. She was bi - like 60% for guys and 40% for girls. This is a bit off topic but she was intrigued by girls that had really big clits - like tiny dicks that protruded out.
reverendhornibastard
5 years ago
CJKent,

Great write up on your ATF!

One thing that continues to puzzle me a bit is why only a small fraction of women squirt most of the time but a majority of women either don’t squirt at all or they do but only rarely and only produce a small volume of liquid.
twentyfive
5 years ago
^ That requires scientific study if you are willing to donate some money I’ll gladly undertake the research necessary 😁
rickdugan
5 years ago
I lived with a heavy duty squirter for 4 years. It's cool in one respect because you're not guessing if she enjoyed herself, but it's murder on a mattress. Eventually I had to start putting a towel under her ass when we had sex.
reverendhornibastard
5 years ago
Good point, Rick.

It’s probably pretty difficult to fake squirting convincingly!
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Has only happened to me once with a 30 y/o or so black-stripper at black-dive I used to hit a few years back and she seemed as if she was a natural-freak - she squirted after an intense and rigorous finger-bang - it initially kinda took me aback a bit bc I hadn't experienced it before (nor since) but it was kinda a turn-on for me - I discussed my experience in a TUSCL article:

https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=256…
CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
@rhb

It is one of the classic contradictions of our Oversexualized & Sexually Repressed American culture/society.

We have Strip Clubs and Churches so close to each other and we still have contradictory thoughts about sex;
It is dirty, it is Holy...

Even today our culture persists in sending women mixed messages about their sexuality. We want women to be objects of sexual desire, yet we expect them to be pure....

We go from accusing women of being prudish or withholding of sex to being seductive and using their sexuality as a source of power or manipulation.

The reality is that, just like men, women have a natural and healthy desire to be sexual. Yet women are less likely to reveal their sexual desire. American society encourages women to push their sexual desires down.

I have seen American pornstarlets be embarrassed when squinting... and some of them are clueless/ignorant about sexuality, they just go into the business for different reasons, money, fame/fortune.

To answer your question, in our modern world the sexual repression from the western American culture causes women to repress their natural sexuality, resulting in many being unable to let go and enjoy.

Other cultures and societies are freer, but the influence of the American Oversexualized & Sexually Repressed culture is Big all over the word.

I hope women get better information and free themselves from sexual repression and we support and help them squirt...
lotsoffun201
5 years ago
My significant other is a major leagues squirter. I’ve been with quite a few women who did this. Yes it gets very messy, but it’s also a lot of fun. I had to buy a special pad for our mattress so as not to ruin it. I think her record is about 10 feet.

Most women seem to enjoy it as long as their partner is not turned off by it. I’ve also had quite a few dancers do it During a private VIP room. Personally, I find a major turn on.
Jascoi
5 years ago
i enjoy a good squirter...
😜
Estafador
5 years ago
I don't see the big deal with squirting. Personally, I like to keep my penis as clean and fluid clear as possible. How is this a turn on exactly?
CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
@Estafador

I get from your comment “fluid clear as possible” that you think the fluid is dirty or dangerous.

I repeat it is NOT pee, to some degree is the equivalent to semen, cum/precum.

In my case I enjoy the view of the girl I am with enjoying the sexual experience along with me, feeling good about being able to pleasure her as much as she is pleasuring me.

I don’t fuck girls, I make love to women. And I want them to make love to me.

If we both cum when making love is a win win situation and that turns me on and makes me and little CJ the happiest.
Huntsman
5 years ago
It’s a turn on for me and I’m willing to donate my services for more scientific research in this field.
AnonymousJim
5 years ago
I have been with a woman who could, though she required a vibrator.

She, however, had a weak bladder, which meant, if she didn't use the restroom before the session, some of it could end up being urine. One time, she didn't, and that was a problem. Room smelled pretty bad for a while.

Other than that time, though, it was a neat trick.
magicrat
5 years ago
I had a lady friend who was quite a prolific squirter although not an across the room type. We too learned to put a towel down and when did the hotel room thing, we made sure to get 2 beds..one for sleeping and one for...you know. I've also wiped up many a puddle on the floor. Personally I think it's a turn on because there is no doubt she just had a major orgasm.

I've only had on dancer who did it. She worked at the old Heartbreakers in Columbia SC. She told me before we went back that she was a squirter but I hadn't thought about it until I felt this warm liquid running down my leg (I was wearing shorts).
lotsoffun201
5 years ago
Once in a while my SO gets a bit excited on a dance floor and leaves a puddle. You can easily play it off as a spilled drink and laugh quietly when the staff cleans it up 😂
Estafador
5 years ago
@VH_Kicks by that logic sounds like women are just supposed to stay pent up while men inseminate them and they have our babies and that's it for women.
CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
Of course our western culture so called scientists do not fully understand the biological purpose of female ejaculation or how it works, because they grow up and were trained in our Oversexualized & Sexually Repressed American culture/society, and care more about making money than finding the true.

Female ejaculate plays a role in pregnancy.

The fluid contains PSA (prostatic acid phosphatase) that is an enzyme present in male semen that helps sperm motility; and fructose, an energy source for sperm.

This make the liquid released the “river” where the sperms can safely swim on their race to fertilize the egg.
Jascoi
5 years ago
I have enjoyed at least a dozen women who have squirted either by stimulation or by the sex itself. sure it gets the bed wet. but it seems to dry very quickly and with absolutely no odor at all. and every woman that has done it is really getting much more out of the experience than she normally would otherwise. to me it's a plus plus plus.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
When women really let go, it is really nice.

SJG
Cristobal
5 years ago
I have only been with one squirter, it was fun getting her there but the squirting did not do anything for me.

I prefer the intense huggers who shake when the orgasm.
Jascoi
5 years ago
no doubt. !!!!
rh48hr
5 years ago
I have yet to be with a squirter but it is a turn on for me so I hope I can find one.
pistola
5 years ago
It’s not as fun as you think, nobody wants to sleep on the wet spot side.
Mate27
5 years ago
My first squirter sprayed the wall behind me as I was eating her pussy. It shocked me so much I pulled my head away and she sprayed my face and wall. No lie!

So I pretend I was in a porno and buried my face back in her before she stopped. I never pulled out of her following that, but we stopped seeing each other after a May-October affair. She was my Mrs, Robinson except she was only a few years older than me. Her husband was a pilot several years older than her, and he told me personally he was OK with the affair. That got weird when she told me she wanted to leave him and start a family with me.
Muddy
5 years ago
Yeah i dated one squirter. I loved it.
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