Squirters
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I used to think “squirters” were just an urban legend. I had canoodled women all over the world as thoroughly and vigorously as I knew how but I had never made a woman “squirt!”
At least not until Diah came along.
On my first evening with Diah I was merrily plowing her furrow when she suddenly cut loose with a considerable volume of liquid. She seemed to be having a great time when this happened.
But I have to admit, unaccustomed as I was to this kind of behavior, her sudden deluge dampened my enthusiasm at least as much as it dampened my bed.
My initial thought was, “Did this minx just pee on me?”
I tried to maintain my cool. Diah behaved as though nothing unusual had happened. I said nothing but my nose was on high alert, sniffing the air for any evidence of chemicals such as urea, uric acid and creatinine. But I found no evidence that any of these chemicals were present.
On Diah’s next visit we had the same result. One moment we were canoodling in my bed then, quick as a flash, we were canoodling in the middle of Diah’s impromptu personal swamp.
On Dinah’s third visit I considered canoodling her in the shower but relented and took her to bed. Yet again, Diah soon turned my bed into a splash pad.
I soon stopped seeing Diah. It wasn’t because of her squirting or the impact on my laundry bills. Despite her enthusiasm between the soggy sheets, she just wasn’t the right woman for me.
I’ve since met a few other women who deserve to be called “squirters” but none of them are in the same league with Diah, my first and only major league squirter.
The other “squirters” were less reliable than Diah and did not produce deluges of the same magnitude.
The only one who even came close to matching Diah was Dewi.
I still don’t understand squirters. What exactly are they squirting? Where does it come from? I understand that all women get juicier as they get “happier” but why do some women suddenly release so much happy juice?
At least not until Diah came along.
On my first evening with Diah I was merrily plowing her furrow when she suddenly cut loose with a considerable volume of liquid. She seemed to be having a great time when this happened.
But I have to admit, unaccustomed as I was to this kind of behavior, her sudden deluge dampened my enthusiasm at least as much as it dampened my bed.
My initial thought was, “Did this minx just pee on me?”
I tried to maintain my cool. Diah behaved as though nothing unusual had happened. I said nothing but my nose was on high alert, sniffing the air for any evidence of chemicals such as urea, uric acid and creatinine. But I found no evidence that any of these chemicals were present.
On Diah’s next visit we had the same result. One moment we were canoodling in my bed then, quick as a flash, we were canoodling in the middle of Diah’s impromptu personal swamp.
On Dinah’s third visit I considered canoodling her in the shower but relented and took her to bed. Yet again, Diah soon turned my bed into a splash pad.
I soon stopped seeing Diah. It wasn’t because of her squirting or the impact on my laundry bills. Despite her enthusiasm between the soggy sheets, she just wasn’t the right woman for me.
I’ve since met a few other women who deserve to be called “squirters” but none of them are in the same league with Diah, my first and only major league squirter.
The other “squirters” were less reliable than Diah and did not produce deluges of the same magnitude.
The only one who even came close to matching Diah was Dewi.
I still don’t understand squirters. What exactly are they squirting? Where does it come from? I understand that all women get juicier as they get “happier” but why do some women suddenly release so much happy juice?
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https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/article…
It's not something that turns me on all that much.
That was a useful link.
Female squirting doesn’t do much for me either.
The downside for me is that it changes her lubrication consistency from slick to more watery/tacky...sliding less easily. In summary it doesn’t happen often but is kind of fun when it does.
“Female ejaculate, also known as amrita, is a clear, slightly slimy liquid that is virtually odorless and tasteless. When a woman’s G-spot/clitoris/vagina is stimulated the ejaculate builds up. And, just as a woman begins to orgasm, ejaculation may occur. Just as with men, women can orgasm without ejaculating and ejaculate without having an orgasm.
And essentially, it’s NOT urine. Some men do not like women to ejaculate because they think it’s “dirty”, or it’s peeing. Men and women can’t physically pee and cum at the same time.
In ancient cultures, the act of squirting was considered to be a divine gift bestowed upon a woman’s partner.
She anoints him.
Her very essence, mined from deep within, and only coaxed out by the most sensitive and skilled hand and cock, was a gift.
In fact, the Sanskrit word for a woman’s squirting ejaculate is amrita, which also translates to:
The food of the Gods and
The Nectar of immortality.
What I consider the best sexual experience of my life was with a beautiful young girl from Russia that squirted when we made love; she is my All Time Favorite woman.
You can read the article here:
https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=508…
There is a big denial/debate about this in Western civilization because sexual repression.
However thanks to more and more women finding about it and enjoying it and accepting it as a something of natural biological experience it is becoming more and more “common/normal”.
Anyhow thank you for making me remember and enjoy the memories of the best sexual experience of my life.
I had a one year fling with a very hot 24 year AA girl a couple of years ago. She was bi - like 60% for guys and 40% for girls. This is a bit off topic but she was intrigued by girls that had really big clits - like tiny dicks that protruded out.
Great write up on your ATF!
One thing that continues to puzzle me a bit is why only a small fraction of women squirt most of the time but a majority of women either don’t squirt at all or they do but only rarely and only produce a small volume of liquid.
It’s probably pretty difficult to fake squirting convincingly!
https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=256…
It is one of the classic contradictions of our Oversexualized & Sexually Repressed American culture/society.
We have Strip Clubs and Churches so close to each other and we still have contradictory thoughts about sex;
It is dirty, it is Holy...
Even today our culture persists in sending women mixed messages about their sexuality. We want women to be objects of sexual desire, yet we expect them to be pure....
We go from accusing women of being prudish or withholding of sex to being seductive and using their sexuality as a source of power or manipulation.
The reality is that, just like men, women have a natural and healthy desire to be sexual. Yet women are less likely to reveal their sexual desire. American society encourages women to push their sexual desires down.
I have seen American pornstarlets be embarrassed when squinting... and some of them are clueless/ignorant about sexuality, they just go into the business for different reasons, money, fame/fortune.
To answer your question, in our modern world the sexual repression from the western American culture causes women to repress their natural sexuality, resulting in many being unable to let go and enjoy.
Other cultures and societies are freer, but the influence of the American Oversexualized & Sexually Repressed culture is Big all over the word.
I hope women get better information and free themselves from sexual repression and we support and help them squirt...
Most women seem to enjoy it as long as their partner is not turned off by it. I’ve also had quite a few dancers do it During a private VIP room. Personally, I find a major turn on.
😜
I get from your comment “fluid clear as possible” that you think the fluid is dirty or dangerous.
I repeat it is NOT pee, to some degree is the equivalent to semen, cum/precum.
In my case I enjoy the view of the girl I am with enjoying the sexual experience along with me, feeling good about being able to pleasure her as much as she is pleasuring me.
I don’t fuck girls, I make love to women. And I want them to make love to me.
If we both cum when making love is a win win situation and that turns me on and makes me and little CJ the happiest.
She, however, had a weak bladder, which meant, if she didn't use the restroom before the session, some of it could end up being urine. One time, she didn't, and that was a problem. Room smelled pretty bad for a while.
Other than that time, though, it was a neat trick.
I've only had on dancer who did it. She worked at the old Heartbreakers in Columbia SC. She told me before we went back that she was a squirter but I hadn't thought about it until I felt this warm liquid running down my leg (I was wearing shorts).
Female ejaculate plays a role in pregnancy.
The fluid contains PSA (prostatic acid phosphatase) that is an enzyme present in male semen that helps sperm motility; and fructose, an energy source for sperm.
This make the liquid released the “river” where the sperms can safely swim on their race to fertilize the egg.
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SJG
https://www.squirtingorgasms.org/g-spot-…
SJG
I prefer the intense huggers who shake when the orgasm.
So I pretend I was in a porno and buried my face back in her before she stopped. I never pulled out of her following that, but we stopped seeing each other after a May-October affair. She was my Mrs, Robinson except she was only a few years older than me. Her husband was a pilot several years older than her, and he told me personally he was OK with the affair. That got weird when she told me she wanted to leave him and start a family with me.