tuscl

Miscommunication

gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
After I mowed the lawn this morning, I asked my wife if she would edge the grass when she finished her coffee.

Later, I walked outside to her screaming at the lawn, "Don't you dare cum yet!"

6 comments

  • prevert
    5 years ago
    lol
  • rh48hr
    5 years ago
    Good joke
  • Cashman1234
    5 years ago
    Lol! Very funny!
  • Corvus
    5 years ago
    Love it, thanks
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    Was she stroking the dandelion sprouts as she was yelling?
  • Muddy
    5 years ago
    Lol
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion