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Nov 20, 2019, 1:57 PM
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founder
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stop wasting hours

It has come to my attention that some accounts need to be band from tuscl. I've always been against banning people, but I've relented. so from here on out, if your name is on this list, consider yourself band. Don't come around here no more. (I miss Tom Petty)

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founder

txtittyfag, your band

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RandomMember
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Papi_Chulo

Macktruck hit the road

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Papi_Chulo

All the Rick accounts (RickTheLion, etc)

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founder

Macktruck hit the road... I see what you did there, papi

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rickdugan

^ ALL the rick accounts?! 😲

But I agree that the animal troll accounts are getting kinda' painful now. There were some isolated instances when they had some funny bits, but the gag has long been played out now.

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Chili Palmer

PM'd this to founder on Nov 2, 2013:

"I just cannot believe this is what you envisioned when you started this site. It is impossible to have anything even remotely resembling a reasonable and/or coherent conversation anymore. I realize we're not trying to cure cancer, but at some point some semblance of order must be brought to bear, unless anarchy is, in fact your goal, in which case I will sit quietly at my desk, post reviews when applicable, and go my merry way."

Only took six years, but thank you for actively participating in your own site.

CP

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Lil_Baller100

Bandz a make her dance

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founder

Hey chilipalmer... The new site is just around the corner. I'm hoping for December 1 release.

It will actually cure cancer (at least the cancers on tuscl)

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Chili Palmer

I can honestly say I am now looking forward to that.

CP

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san_jose_guy

Concerned about this site becoming more exclusive or there being more barriers.

SJG

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Estafador

I believe the founder of Reddit had to eventually go through the same dilemma but on a larger scale. Sometimes creator intervention must supersede some rights of freedoms to maintain a smooth streamline experience.

With that said, did I make the cut founder? I been practicing WEAL HARD on my trumpet skills. I'm really for dum line, I sweaR!

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Papi_Chulo

From recent entries in my Ignore list:

SanJoseChump

SJGTHREATENSWOMEN

WinningdaChumpsGame

48-Cowboy

Trish_Club_Lust

WinningdaChumpsGame

HunterBiden

THEBLACKKNIGHT

SanJoseWoman

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san_jose_guy

Yes I understand. But consider, some of them are sometimes funny. Founder has never prohibited sock puppets. I have had interesting convos with some of them, mostly because I know who they are. Any standard which is set up will always be very subjective.

Everyone has Member Ignore, and everyone has Thread by Thread Ignore.

And then there are the three restricted areas, Verified, VIP, and Dressing Room. I would assume that these are usually more civil.

SJG

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minnow

When founder starts adding "medication" ( started out with 2 beers, then 3 beers, then 3 beers and some weed), watch out ! His ban hammer fuse is growing shorter.

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623

Curious what instruments you want those who are band to play?

Or are you looking for the group to be banned?

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Chilli_Powdurr

PM'd this to founder on Nov 2, 2013:

"Waaah I am jealous of Juiceboz69. I just cannot believe this is what you envisioned when you started this site. It is impossible to have anything even remotely resembling a reasonable and/or coherent conversation with my pimp power over stripperweb hoes. I realize we're not trying to cure cancer, but at some point some semblance of order must be brought to bear, unless anarchy is, in fact your goal, in which case I will sit quietly and log off and get a life and spank my man meat gnome."

Only took six years, but thank you for actively participating in your own site.

CP

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Nidan111

He’s on a mission from God! Putting the Band together!

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I'm glad that i made Papi's list twiceπŸ˜ƒ

Hope that means im in the band

WCG

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I've developed some skills at the club slapping the ass... so i should do well adding a 'b' in front of that

WCG

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blahblahblah23

That's a crazy picture of Patrick omg

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rickthelion

Founder, let this humble lion share a parable. A rickable, if you will.

There was a noble tradesman who build an imposing was around his home. He felt a simple stone wall was boring so he invited all of the citizens of the village to paint it.

Some painted masterpieces, bringing joy to all who beheld their beauty.

Some painted workmanlike but perfectly pleasant images. They brought joy to themselves as well as others with specific tastes.

Some painted crap. But that was fine because it was painted over and soon forgotten.

Others flooded the wall with crap, but the tradesman said β€œlo, I will give everybody special powers to avoid what they don’t like, a power I call β€˜ignoring shit you don’t like’” Most used that power, and most were happy.

And, finally, there were a few douchebags who would claimed that they would produce masterpieces if only the villagers who had the audacity to paint things said douchebag didn’t like would be band.

One day, the noble tradesman thought β€œperhaps those who claim they would produce a masterpiece actually would produce an object of true beauty. Perhaps they aren’t douchebags after all”. So he cleared a wall and declared that none could paint except those who claimed they would produce a true masterpiece if they were left undisturbed.

What happened? A black-and-white cartoon of a giant douche was painted. Actually, nobody was 100% sure what it was, but there was something in the painting that kind of looked like it had β€œvin-e-gear” written on it. And it was signed β€œChee-leee Palmer”

Thus, endeth the rickable. ROAR!!!

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nicespice

β€”>β€œ they had some funny bits, but the gag has long been played out now.”

This above post right now just proved that the gag has long been consistently great 😁

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nicespice

Also Macktruck for moderator!

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rickdugan

===> "This above post right now just proved that the gag has long been consistently great 😁"

Not really. It just showed that rickthelion doesn't understand the difference between a stationary wall and a dynamic discussion board, which is more akin to a swimming pool.

In that pool, other swimmers may well criticize some for splashing around, diving too close to them, swimming too slowly, making too much noise, etc.,etc., and the right response is to tell them to suck it up But then comes the kid who decides to take a dump in the pool, not once but over and over. Eventually only those who can tolerate swimming among floating turds and through odd warm yellow spots bother to use the pool anymore. Instead many of those who were in the pool jump out and others who might be interested see all the floating turds and say no thanks.

But not to take away from rickthelion's attempt at creativity, on the surface it sounds great until one actually does some thinking. πŸ˜€

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skibum609

The council of Ricks is hysterical to everyone with an IQ of 59.

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twentyfive

Have to say Rick is right, after a while swimming in a pool full of turds just becomes shitty.

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skibum609

Until the last few years SCL was popular for exchanging information. They let the trolls take over and no one with a brain uses it any longer. Just an observation.

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nicespice

testosteronelifeboat.freeforums.net

The Rick threads πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^^^ That site is a festival of crazy.

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rickdugan

SJG has so much time to kill that he not only trolls this site, but has also created a side discussion on a free forum site? That's disturbing and oddly depressing.

Nice, why are you promoting an extension of his trolling for him? You were much more entertaining when you were showing us your tits, though it would be even more entertaining if you posted one without a bikini top. ;)

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founder

If you posted on this thread, your band.

Nicespice can play the flute.

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twentyfive

That makes you β€œThe Leader of the Band M-I-C-K-E-y fuckn M-O-U-S-E

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nicespice

β€”>β€œNice, why are you promoting an extension of his trolling for him? You were much more entertaining when you were showing us your tits, though it would be even more entertaining if you posted one without a bikini top. ;) β€œ

Okie doke. Here’s a pic of me without a bikini top. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

tuscl.net

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nicespice
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founder

Looks more like bongos

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gSteph

Looks more like heaven πŸ˜‹

Okaayyy, I'm awake now πŸ™‚

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SirLapdanceanot

Since I've played those bongos live I wanna be in the band. I have a flute too!

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founder

Sir lap, you can be a roadie

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SirLapdanceanot

LOL founder you are band, troll!

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SirLapdanceanot

Don't be jelly of my bongo playing.

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SirLapdanceanot

I got mad skillz.

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founder

I should ban myself. I'll put skibum and SJG in charge

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SirLapdanceanot

@founder on second thought I'm good with roadie. I'll carry those bongos for you and bring the weed. The PNW's finest.

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😍😍😍🀀🀀🀀😍😍😍

All i want for Christmas is peppermint spice milkshakes

That would make a good pairing with a tasty nicespice burger tuscl.net

WCG

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rickdugan

OK, now somehow nice's trolling doesn't seem nearly so bad. πŸ˜‰

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Liwet

Please don't ban people forever; start slow and give additional, longer bans if they come back and continue breaking rules. And please don't ban people unless they actually break rules that can easily be found.

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founder

Liwet, your band.

Tambourine work for you?

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Liwet

Nobody deserves to be banned because they haven't broken any rules. Anybody you ban is going to be due to lack of popularity or because you disagree with them. Even the spam accounts shouldn't be banned unless you make a rule that says spamming isn't allowed.

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ime

Band on the run

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founder

Anyone who doesn't realize this thread is facetious, well, your band.

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I think that the band should cover this classic tune from 1954 m.youtube.com

WCG

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gSteph

Anyone else remember the 'band aids' from "Almost Famous" ? Great movie.

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shadowcat

"This one time at band camp...."

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EndlessSummer

I just wanna bang the drummer...er, um... drums...πŸ˜‰ ❀ 🌞

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ I agree with Liwet. On most forums the rules are just a popularity contest because they are so subjective.

TUSCL has flourished because it is much more open.

"Anyone else remember the 'band aids' from "Almost Famous" ?"

Yes I do remember, and that is a great movie. I like the portrayal of Ben Fong-Torres with Rolling Stone.

And it also shows that when you have a counter culture, there can be lots of Free Love.

SJG

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founder

@heaving... I'm thinking we should cover "Good Vibrations". Can you get your hands on a theramin?

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twentyfive

^Why not use a washboard ?

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founder

This ain't no Willie and the Poorboys, 25

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EndlessSummer

youtu.be

My favorite drummer... what an animal!πŸ˜‹ ❀ 🌞

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EndlessSummer

^ Omg! That's hysterical!! Is it wrong if I'm totally turned on right now?? πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹πŸŒž

wondering where I can find me some muppet math lol

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gawker

What’s the difference between alcohol & weed? Five drunk guys start a fight. Five stoned guys start a band.

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SirLapdanceanot

Wanna see nicespice do a cover of this song: youtu.be

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SirLapdanceanot

@heaving FYI it's a personal and sentimental favorite of mine. I have had a crush on Liz Phair and been a fan since the 90s. Then recently on a nicespice visit to my local club she let me choose it for one of her stage dances. πŸ˜πŸ¦„

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twentyfive

@founder this is much better than Willie and the Po’Boys youtube.com

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Another cover to do m.youtube.com

I might be the only band member that wants to do funk covers of dirty doo wop songs though

WCG

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Maybe we could do some old blues covers as well m.youtube.com

WCG

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SirLapdanceanot
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Cashman1234

I can’t sing, can’t play an instrument, got no rhythm, and yet I’m thinking there’s a need for a triangle player in this band...

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gammanu95

Is it too late for the cow bell? I'll be band if I can play the cow bell. We need more cow bell!

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