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Sorry I had to step away from the forum for a while, gentlemen of gentlemen's clubs. Sometimes, business comes up you have to deal with, even though you don't want to deal with it. Nothing you or I can do.
That said, I think it's mostly taken care of and we should be able charge toward crowning a 2019 "Who'd You Rather" champion, though we'll take time off for Thanksgiving, no doubt.
We only have two more second-round matchups yet, and we get back to better business here with one of them, our final Round-of-32 matchup in the Celebrity Bracket.
Celebrity Bracket: Rebecca ROMIJN vs. Kate UPTON
Rebecca ROMIJN
34B-25-36
ROUND 1: Def. Candice MICHELLE, 16-3-1
PIC 1: tuscl.net PIC 2: geekshizzle.com
CLIP 1: (topless striptease) pornhub.com CLIP 2: (swimsuit modeling) youtube.com
Romijn had an easy time of it in the first round, as GoDaddy Girl and WWE Diva Candice Michelle's somewhat exaggerated features were no match for Romijn's statuesque and natural figure. Romijn's a threat in a lot of different ways. She's got model looks that have put her on the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition twice, and while she was the first SI model to get the bodypaint treatment, she's better known for wearing the blue paint and bodysuit required of the Mystique character in X-Men movies. She's even started making the leap into more serious roles. Smart, beautiful and versatile, it's no surprise Romijn was a popular choice in her first showdown.
Kate UPTON
34DD-28-36
ROUND 1: Def. Lisa GUERRERO, 14-7-2
PIC 1: tuscl.net PIC 2: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com
CLIP 1: (bikini & wet T-shirt) youtube.com CLIP 2: (swimsuit modeling) youtube.com
So what's better than appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit Edition twice? How about three times? Romijn may have gotten there in 1999 and 2006 (we should maybe call it one and a half since the '06 edition had eight ladies on it), but Upton was on the cover in 2012, '13 and '17, joining Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, Elle Macpherson, Kathy Ireland and Tyra Banks in the elite three-timers club. Mrs. Justin Verlander isn't the actress Romijn is, but she has appeared in a few films. She also got past a popular Lisa Guerrero in the last round. Ultimately, it's what you prefer: Curves or more-toned? Girl next door or the classy model? If you said "the first one" to either question, Upton's it.
This feels like an all-timer. Hey, if you've gotta pick, picking from SI cover models isn't a bad way to go. Hard to go wrong here.
ROMIJN or UPTON
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This one is hard, much like my cock after seeing photos of both babes.
Upton.
Two outstanding comments to lead this off.
I missed you guys.
Upton
I'll go with UPTON, but I would change my vote if I was going to bed with mystique!
Romijn
When UPTON is in swimsuit model shape she's a tough out. She's got my vote for this round.
Romjin. That second video is hilarious.
Upton
Upton
Not really a fan of either, but I'll go with Romijn.
Not a fan of either. I’m going with Upton. But that’s only because Romijn fucked John Stamos...
Romijn is one of the very few women who could beat out Upton, but she does.
These are getting harder.
Pun intended
UPTON
Kate. But what about a 3-way?
Kate.
Essentially a tie for me, but the cat daddy dance lady wins.
Upton
Rebecca all the way!
ever so slightly a bit more for romijn.t
I love Upton's tits but not much else and she seems very airhead-ish.
Upton for w/e reason rubs me the wrong-way so gonna go with ROMIJN more so as a vote against Upton.
Upton
I’m apparently in the minority here, but ROMIJN by a mile, even considering Upton’s gorgeous tits. Sorry Kate.
upton
Aaaaarrrrgggghhh! I can't choose.
....but if I have to, I'll go for Kate for her girl I wish lived next door face and her gorgeous boobs.
Rebecca ROMIJN
Romijn.
she’s hotter than Upton,but the part that did it for me was Louis Armstrong walking on the moon giving me that Bluto in Animal House vibe. don’t know if she was actually serious or not
Both
Romijn - no contest
love me some RR
Upton
Those pics of Romijn are great but she is declining and appears to have had a little cosmetic refreshing. Plus I’d like to cop a feel of dem Upton juggies
Kate Upton for me. Love the curves and have a tremendous woody-inducing fantasy of those eyes looking up at me while her lips are wrapped around my cock.
Close, but the fappening pics from a few years back tip it in favor of Upton.
No contest. Rebecca. I've seen naked pics of Upton, and Romijn dressed at her worst is still hotter than Upton naked at her best. Maybe not by much, but RR is definitely hotter for me.
Romijn
Kate
While the winning tally stayed largely on one side throughout, this was a good vote.
One reminder: Remember, we're evaluating the ladies in their prime. Someone pointed out Romijn may be slipping over time. Doesn't matter. We're voting on them at their best, not evaluating their longevity.
I'll add one vote for Upton to close it out.
UPTON: 20 ROMIJN: 14
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Upton gets to dance/jiggle her way into the next round, though, as you'll see, she gets a tough challenge.
That's all for the second round in the Celebrity Bracket. Here's the matchups we'll have in the Sweet Pussy 16:
Donna D'ERRICO vs. Carmen ELECTRA Salma HAYEK vs. Kate UPTON
These ought to be good.
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