Who'd You Rather: Rebecca Romijn vs. Kate Upton
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Sorry I had to step away from the forum for a while, gentlemen of gentlemen's clubs. Sometimes, business comes up you have to deal with, even though you don't want to deal with it. Nothing you or I can do.
That said, I think it's mostly taken care of and we should be able charge toward crowning a 2019 "Who'd You Rather" champion, though we'll take time off for Thanksgiving, no doubt.
We only have two more second-round matchups yet, and we get back to better business here with one of them, our final Round-of-32 matchup in the Celebrity Bracket.
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Celebrity Bracket: Rebecca ROMIJN vs. Kate UPTON
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Rebecca ROMIJN
34B-25-36
ROUND 1: Def. Candice MICHELLE, 16-3-1
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1954
PIC 2: http://geekshizzle.com/wp-content/upload…
CLIP 1: (topless striptease) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
CLIP 2: (swimsuit modeling) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kk9npxq…
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Romijn had an easy time of it in the first round, as GoDaddy Girl and WWE Diva Candice Michelle's somewhat exaggerated features were no match for Romijn's statuesque and natural figure. Romijn's a threat in a lot of different ways. She's got model looks that have put her on the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition twice, and while she was the first SI model to get the bodypaint treatment, she's better known for wearing the blue paint and bodysuit required of the Mystique character in X-Men movies. She's even started making the leap into more serious roles. Smart, beautiful and versatile, it's no surprise Romijn was a popular choice in her first showdown.
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Kate UPTON
34DD-28-36
ROUND 1: Def. Lisa GUERRERO, 14-7-2
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1955
PIC 2: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/…
CLIP 1: (bikini & wet T-shirt) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOrjV7vJ…
CLIP 2: (swimsuit modeling) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JzOn_Cp…
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So what's better than appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit Edition twice? How about three times? Romijn may have gotten there in 1999 and 2006 (we should maybe call it one and a half since the '06 edition had eight ladies on it), but Upton was on the cover in 2012, '13 and '17, joining Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, Elle Macpherson, Kathy Ireland and Tyra Banks in the elite three-timers club. Mrs. Justin Verlander isn't the actress Romijn is, but she has appeared in a few films. She also got past a popular Lisa Guerrero in the last round. Ultimately, it's what you prefer: Curves or more-toned? Girl next door or the classy model? If you said "the first one" to either question, Upton's it.
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This feels like an all-timer. Hey, if you've gotta pick, picking from SI cover models isn't a bad way to go. Hard to go wrong here.
ROMIJN
or UPTON
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Upton.
I missed you guys.
Pun intended
UPTON
Essentially a tie for me, but the cat daddy dance lady wins.
Upton for w/e reason rubs me the wrong-way so gonna go with ROMIJN more so as a vote against Upton.
....but if I have to, I'll go for Kate for her girl I wish lived next door face and her gorgeous boobs.
she’s hotter than Upton,but the part that did it for me was Louis Armstrong walking on the moon giving me that Bluto in Animal House vibe. don’t know if she was actually serious or not
Those pics of Romijn are great but she is declining and appears to have had a little cosmetic refreshing. Plus I’d like to cop a feel of dem Upton juggies
One reminder: Remember, we're evaluating the ladies in their prime. Someone pointed out Romijn may be slipping over time. Doesn't matter. We're voting on them at their best, not evaluating their longevity.
I'll add one vote for Upton to close it out.
UPTON: 20
ROMIJN: 14
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Upton gets to dance/jiggle her way into the next round, though, as you'll see, she gets a tough challenge.
That's all for the second round in the Celebrity Bracket. Here's the matchups we'll have in the Sweet Pussy 16:
Donna D'ERRICO vs. Carmen ELECTRA
Salma HAYEK vs. Kate UPTON
These ought to be good.